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Nov 5, 2016 9:17 AM
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lucivenom
this feels like an apple battery life joke
gerdygerdygerdy
Did he really do this? Cause if so that's just straight mean
AbsolutelyNotBacon
I love how he took a picture of a black chair and put a red filter over it because he couldn't find a picture of a red chair.
AntonioStark
"Got the right guy this time." Cancer, probably.
pegb0y
chickennuggetfestival
You had one Job!
PoopholeAintALoophole
Daaammmn
Metallijosh
Last one should have said, "You were killed by a PC."
iamnotched
I laughed, while viewing on my Mac.
MoasPhenom
Bestest title eveeerrr! !
Stewartgws
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PurpleAttackHelicopter
You have to buy an adapter for Steve Jobs
MoreLikeLawlSchool
What if we want other kinds of jobs?
PurpleAttackHelicopter
https://aliexpress.com/search.htm?listType=keyword&seo=true&keywords=usb-blowjob-masturbator&channel=popular
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Herbal tea and acupuncture don't cure cancer
SoulHeart
Death does
drmount
Nothing cures pancreatic cancer
SoulHeart
Death does
tomanderson35
whos steve? im drunk.
italwaysabouttheblacks
Steve Harvey, founder of Apple and also former President of Bolivia
tomanderson35
i thought its steve
ZaeMillion
Hi drunk, I'm Zae.
NickBlight
At least Apple is keeping the tradition of assfucking their fans with no lube :D
SoulHeart
There is a myth that steve was bury with his hand out of the gave so the company can drop a dollar every time someone buys an apple product.
Sleepyallday
windows 10 my friend, it's hard to tell whos winning
narwhalhosting
I can't tell if it must nice or not to be completely oblivious to their merits. Have never once regretted an Apple purchase.
OfficialMonsantoPR
I've never regretted an Apple purchase either. Because I've never made an Apple purchase.
narwhalhosting
Sick burn kiddo.
ameki
False. Apple uses the customers blood as lube like a considerate software company
ACuntrarianCont
Blood is a terrible lube. Don't ask how I know.
CinnabonFury
gotten down during that time of the month?
PopeyeTheSailor
you broke a virgin didnt you
Valondra
Not earnt ypir red wings I see.
AbstractSquid
The idea of earning those wings freaks me out more than any horror cliche could
secretoaster
I disagree
AbstractSquid
Fine, but I mean, why do you know?
ACuntrarianCont
It dries and basically becomes scabs on yer deck
Iamnotacreativeman
Well staining deck is essentially the same process. How do you think it protects the surface
oratoriotangram
It dries out too fast
corndoghooker
I think I'm gonna break down and buy a mac. Preparing for the ass fuck as I type this message on my droid.
wofulunicycle
They are not as bad as people say, but they are as expensive as people say.
jheld5475
Why?
educatedfool25
don't do it. the new macbooks are more expensive without any significant performance upgrades.
Millillion
But why?
PaperCl1p
An iPhone or iPad I can understand, but why a Mac? Pay double for less hardware and end up on the clumsy OSX?
FatBastardVegetarian
Steve Jobs is proof that there's no hidden cure for cancer.
YoungJackZer0
Or he refused to swallow what the illuminati gave him.
SoulHeart
Missed a good opportunity. You could have said PC.
TheUserNameThatYouAreReading
browsib
He just disobeyed the illumunati and that's what they want you to think! *adjusts tinfoil*
RoymanHenryburg
That's a good fucking point
FatBastardVegetarian
Apple would be called "Humana".
FishSausages
And that you can jump the list for organs when you fuck off all rational treatment
lronMaiden
Jobs had kind of cancer that could have been cured, but instead of real treatment he went with some natural treatment that was not effective
Blud4BludGod
Talk about thinking you're smarter than you really are
Blud4BludGod
Don't try to treat cancer with homeopathy and holistic health, people. That isn't what those things are good for
JudgeRhymehold
And proof one man can keep a company on track. Keeps spiraling year after year since he died
MarvinTheMarsian
I believe there is a paradise island where famous succesfull rich ppl live. They staged there death to avoid camares and fans to 1/2
MarvinTheMarsian
'Big Brother' there retirement. Steve, Michael, Elvis, Freddy, I know your truth!!! 2/2
JudgeRhymehold
But who's gonna validate them?
SoulHeart
I do too, but they drown everyday because of goblal warming.
jrhawk42
unless he didn't die from cancer... he just went to his home planet.
Buran
He came from planet Cancer.
heytheretaylor
You earned that +1
saturnjosh
also he opted for alternative medicine didn't he?
willzyx1980
Yes and he deserves scorn for perpetuating that nonsense
thegreenknight7
Yea, his fruitarian diet probably fucked his pancreas as much as the cancer did.
CryloRen
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/here-s-how-sugar-might-fuel-growth-cancer-n488456
VodkaReindeer
Stop. Fruits can't cure or cause cancer.
thegreenknight7
Correct, but a fruitarian diet will fuck up your pancreas. Add that to already having pancreatic cancer, now you ded.
CryloRen
Fruit is high in sugar, sugar fuels cancer growth.
CryloRen
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/here-s-how-sugar-might-fuel-growth-cancer-n488456
HutchTheClutch
...what? Nobody said that. Nobody said either of those things
VodkaReindeer
He said that fruits had something to do with jobs dying. It's as bad as saying fruits could save him.
CryloRen
Isn't there something about fructose that attracts cancer cells?
CryloRen
For everyone down voting me, here's a link. =\
CryloRen
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/here-s-how-sugar-might-fuel-growth-cancer-n488456
Myowngrampa
this post hurts but you're asking a question so its okay! also no, none of that sentence makes sense or is a thing
CryloRen
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/here-s-how-sugar-might-fuel-growth-cancer-n488456
ShrubNinja
I'm now just imagining cancer cells just migrating from person to person, like some kind of sentient contagious disease.
CryloRen
Obviously not what I meant, but thanks. It fuels cancer growth.
CryloRen
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/here-s-how-sugar-might-fuel-growth-cancer-n488456
BenSnow97
That's now how cancer works
CryloRen
They did studies on mice showing that higher levels of sugar fuel cancer growth
CryloRen
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/here-s-how-sugar-might-fuel-growth-cancer-n488456
CryloRen
Cohen's team found that fructose, in particular, affects a metabolic process (or pathway) called 12-LOX. It helps cells metastasize, or spre
greenbottle22
Where'd you hear that?
CryloRen
They did studies on mice showing that higher levels of sugar fuel cancer growth. I'll post in a sec.
CryloRen
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/here-s-how-sugar-might-fuel-growth-cancer-n488456
CryloRen
Cohen's team found that fructose, in particular, affects a metabolic process (or pathway) called 12-LOX. It helps cells metastasize, or spre
csullivan
Had he followed traditional treatment, he may have beaten it.
BenSnow97
But where is the genius in doing what everyone else does?
saturnjosh
imagine Apple today with him still around
Knyexar
We'd probably still have the jack.
Galactasaur
I feel like I would still buy their new products if he was still around
PlantainSuperNova
About 95% of people with pancreatic cancer die from it. Its extremely desdly and the survival rate is low.
yzmotoxer807
Yeah but wasn't his a rare form that was extremely survivable?
AlCoolAJ
He probably would have beat cancer. He lived for 8 years after diagnosis. Most are lucky to live more than 1 let alone 5 (Like 5%) with that
westo48
Gotta watch out for that desdly stuff... raise awareness
csullivan
It really depends on when it's detected, and it's usually detected too late. His was detected incredibly early from what I understand.
RSFS17
actually his specific kind has about a 40% survival rate @ 96 months from diagnosis, with standard treatment.
2dozen22s
He could have survived his via surgery but refused untill it was to late.
ihateeggs
Many people if they even survive a Whipple procedure surgery will still die in thefirst year