Sewing tip

Feb 19, 2018 11:11 PM

Sewing tip.

FP edit:
Wow, it's my first FP! I'm glad if it was helped! Send me something what you want to share!! Edit2: I had no idea I could get upvote this much at my second post! I wish I could sewing like this but it is not me....

This has been on fp about 4 times in 2 days now.

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I smell black magic

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instructions unclear, penis is bleeding send halp

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Holy shit. I just had to sew a couple of holes in my dog's bed. This would have saved some time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you get it started, though?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sewing is usually fine for what it needs to do, but it's visible. I need to learn this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genius way to hide surgery stitches on stuffed animals

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh! That's how I can hide the hole in my teddies crotch!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Magical mattress stitch!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, but now make it bigger because im getting fatter

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It's simple, just pull a Deadpool and annoy someone into sewing your mouth shut

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v

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Everytime I see this posted, it gets less and less pixel. v

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just the tip

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Step 1: Learn to use a sewing-needle without stabbing myself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tiktok is 2 years old?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha, just saw this on Facebook and I thought, Hmm Imgur wouldnt be interested in this. I was wrong! XD +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slower, you slut.

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I came to the comments looking for this and I was not disappointed +1

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Stitchcraft!

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The darkest of the dark arts.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

...and crafts.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Favorited so one day I’ll reference this... reality is that it will never happen :/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any benefit to using a different thread colour than the fabric?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had this in my faves for a looooonnnnggg time and today I used it - thanks @OP

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WITCHCRAFT

8 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 1

*Stitchcraft

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Crafting skills

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The stitch of a snitch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ok but now you have an annoying fold inside your clothes that leaves an odd lump in the profile and would bother the hell out of me

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well excuse me your majesty

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah it's called a fucking seam.

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A lot of these look like repairs…they should have the same amount of lumps.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's how seems work

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If you did it narrow enough it would be just like a normal seam

8 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

But that's not even the easiest way to do a tack stitch

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This is for where there's -supposed- to be a seam and it's gone/been unstitched. Not for random holes.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Looks like it's mostly for knit fabrics, too.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or broken seams in jeans. Idk. I use this sorcery to stitch up stuffed animals. It works great.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, maybe you want your clothes to be lumpy and not fit as well.

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You're lumpy and you smell awful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be useful if an existing seam came apart, which just happened to my coat. This should let me fix it without it being ugly.

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This is one of the stitches morticians use. It’s called a worm or inversion stitch.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

No. Please gawd no!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say, looks like a surgical stitch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NICE!! I am always sewing stuff for my students, this will be better than my usual

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

hey @op, can i send you some of my shit that needs sewing instead of upvotes?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can try but don't blame me cuz that is not me lol

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How is this a tip when only one shows how to repair damage?

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Stitchcraft!

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What kind of stitchery is this?!

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The kind of the repost variety

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Some kind of "blind stitch" since you don't see it when it's pulled taught. There's other variants of that as well.

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I seam what you did there!

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Stitch witchery

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Damn Chinese taking our jerbs and fake internet points!

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Upvoted to 666 points :D

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A stitchup

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Stichcraft

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It’s unfortunate that this comment is buried like it is

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You misspelled "sorcery"

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all of this! my mouth dropped and i instantly wanted a seamtress trained in stitchery !

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Would it work on my belly?

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

I too need to know ... for a friend.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That was criminal. You should be put in the punitentiary.

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It’s called a ladder stitch. :)

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Aka mattress stitch iirc :)

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You can sew people and build a bears with the same stitch :)

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sometimes at the same time

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Thanks for providing the name of this stitch. +1

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Burn the stitch!

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Mattress stitch

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This should have all of the upvotes

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But what do you do after that? How do you finish?

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I usually smoke

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That seems like a personal question.

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

With a nice cig, that's what.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tie a knot then leave the needle in poking you so you can sew it right on to your body: Life hack for those who hate getting dressed

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This comment deserves a medal

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Usually on her back or Stomach

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On her face if it pleases m'lady

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Poke needle to inside/wrong side. Stitch thru wrong-side of fabric and slip needle thru that loop, then pull. Do that 2 or 3 times, clip.

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Can I get a visual....

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=60&v=AhEUqBSgwjI This isn't exactly how I do it, but it works! Good luck.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ok I started sewing and came back to this, fixing patches on a quilt (idc if sloppy) lol I can't get to the inside to finish

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is tricky! What I do in those situations is poke needle to interior (like, between layers), pull it out at the nearest seam, then 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

separate the two halves of thread, clip one, leave the other in needle. Poke in again and pull needle (with this single thread) 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

up nearby in same seam. TIE THE TWO TOGETHER in a discreet knot right in the seam. I hope this is OK? I am not a professional! Good luck!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thats what i said to my first ex

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In self doubt and disgust

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Also why not just sew it normal?

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Lean back and blow it on my belly then take a shower.

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I like to finish standing up

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Push the needle through to the other side. Then tie a knot and cut the thread.

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Im going to guess a slipknot?

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i'm a frayed knot

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Wait and bleed?

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Well, Before I forget, ill Spit it Out. You use an Eyeless needle, and go up, when you get close to Surfacing, you make the knot. (1/2)

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The Nameless knot should not be Left Behind. Dont make a Disasterpiece. If you poke yourself dont Wait and Bleed, put some Sulfur on yoursel

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That'll be a-Snuff of that.

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Wtf is an “eyeless” needle?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one i know is used in surgery, so its a suture needle that has no eye, the string is already attached to it

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