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imgonnanicknametheshitoutofthis
This. I like this. Bring me more!
winterdust
I laughed until I was making no sound whatsoever. Favorited.
IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn
My little cousin was sat in front of the fire at my mums house laughing when he was about 4, i asked him why he was laughing and he said -
IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn
because the man is making faces. I can't go to my mums house now without glancing at the fire scared i'm gonna see something...
gonnatellyouaboutthebird
Holy shit some of that stuff is messed up! especially the one about the people who tried to "scroof" her
QueenJLS22
These little mother fuckers need Jesus!
Erikbw
After reading no. 4, I'm pretty certain I'd never ever want to have kids.
shmerp
These kids all look suspicious as fuck anyways. Wouldn't have fooled me for a second!
ForeverTyrone
A lot of these are far less creepy if you believe in past lives.
radioactive551
Idk, think these kids watch super jail
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
It makes them more creepy to me. Especially the car fire one
lilygk
i used to tell my mom "When I was the other little girl I died in a fire!"
CaptMinion
Some of those kids need this.
bawnni
Expected Jesus. Was not disappoint.
sleepdeprivedusername
The rest of them need therapy.
dollfacemonster
A Reddit screen grab on imgur yesterday, now Reddit screen grabs on Buzzfeed, back on imgur, & linked on my Facebook. I need to go outside.
MeessterVal
The interweb is shrinking.
cookiesecret
i agree, you should go for a bike ride.
DeliciousHorseMeat
That's a whole lotta white kids. Creepy, creepy ass white kids.
Gus53
Ummm one of the peoples usernames is psalm_69!!!
jjuerg
Seriously this is straight from buzzfeed. SAUCES PEOPLE USE THEM.
aneane
My 3 yr old nephew got angry at a kid in kindergarden : " I`m gonna kill you! .....(whispers) And feed you to the dogs! "
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarNazi
So, the same tumblr post from yesterday but with stock photos of kids that actually didn't say the quotes. Creative...
ReptilianOverlord
Y'all muthafukas need Jeezus
brandopolaf
aka a priest penis
imdonetrollin
3 yr old son and I were talking about fires and how sticks burn but most rocks dont. Staring off into space he says "People will burn"
Racealistic
Second one looks like Joffrey.
AlphaNuOmega
My thought exactly.
Icantfindthespacebutton
I now feel less guilty for having the automatic response of "Goddamn I want to punch that kid in the face."
SamInbound
Great now i feel like punching that small child in the face. Shame on me
MistaBlank
Coincidence? I think not.
KyAis
ahhhh buzzfeed with no source... we meet again.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
As with anything. I wonder how many are legit. I'd like to think the reincarnation ones are legitimate.
AngryCabbage
Anyone else find it a little weird that we're now reposting Buzzfeed content which is reposted Reddit content? O_o
kday1980
no, because nobody gives a crap.
lookinforcutekittypictures
Yup. Just add pictures of random kids, and it'll make it better!
ihateyouallyoucunts
Which is made up of some fabricated bollox that no child had ever said
biblio
Yeah, as I already read Buzzfeed it is pretty annoying
kday1980
no, because nobody gives a crap.
N1NJAK4T
You dog I heard you like reposts, so we reposted a repost and called it new.
dollfacemonster
YES!
AcousticGstring
I've noticed it too, its cheating!
FinnAhern
You should look up the Reddit thread, it was pretty disturbing.
HowManyBearsCouldBearGryllsGrillIfBearGryllsCouldGrillBears
These were bizarre enough, ta...
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
I, too, would like a link.
stygyan
Link?
beautifulmadness
I believe this is it: http://redd.it/1d2v7i
TheBoomQueen
It's 3:30am and I can't stop reading and I'm scared to sleep.
beautifulmadness
9:41pm here and I spent like the whole day reading it. I won't be sleeping for months.
Aggiegirl94
i saw it yesterday. totally creepy, had to stop reading
Rumplepump
When I was little, used to tell my parents about dying in a car crash, in disturbing detail. I don't remember it at all now.
kecker
So basically this is a future FBI most-wanted list?
TheDrySideOfThePenny
You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet.
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
It's likely at least some of these didn't happen, but it's still fun to read about.
BlaiseFlame
A good quality exorcism seems like the way to go here.
sinkingfeeling
These are either the greatest or worst kids ever.
sinkingfeeling
Holy crap! I didn't realize this comment took off!
feyrband
or the fake-est. but i'd like to think you're right.
jsktrogdor
Are you high? They're clearly the worst kids ever. What part of a kid wanting to peel your skin of is "the greatest"?!!?
CatherineZetaScarn
In the original post on reddit, the parent mentioned that they had be sun burned earlier that week and the skin was starting to peel.
BreakitDownwastaken
It can take years for horror film writers to install THAT much fear into someone, these kids do it 3 seconds. Greatest!
arthurdubya
This seriously made me wonder if some kids are reincarnated murderers.
fugacity
When they run out of room in hell...
glasseyelashes
reincarnated, period. it's just fascinating
Awintersday
TBH man, all kids seem like reincarnated murderers. They're so creepy
RedHotBilliePipers
I upvoted you to 666. I am now scared.
arthurdubya
I am so surprised this comment is at, like, 1000 points.
Niah21
Like that one episode of Criminal Minds.
alaskaisachillplace
That or they are drunk till they are ten
LoveAtFirstAwkwardMoment
I'm now convinced that some are
ZeroNumerous
When I was a kid we lived near this graveyard. My uncle would always take me past it, and I would point toward it and say (1/?)
ZeroNumerous
"I'm buried there. My brother and I are buried there." I don't know why I would say that, because I have a sister and never had a brother.
TastyButts
The comment about peeling skin is almost an exact comment that I made when I was young as well. Freaky stuff...
ManOfSatinNotWoolCottonOrAnythingPreposterousLikeThatGeez
When i was a kid i had recurring dreams of being chased by men then imprisoned and fed to wolves...
OoglesnuffeR
It genuinely seems like the girl who spoke about "scroof"-ing, may have been raped in a previous life and died from it.
arthurdubya
Shit is creeeepy.
RabidPhoenix
Yeah and Idgaf where it is originally from. My wife and I, as parents of three found this awesome and comforting at the same time.
brucom
And reincarnated victims.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
Now who wants to explain to me what "scroofing" is?
Camzilla
This made me laugh so hard I literally shot water out of my nose.
skanelk
That was by far the scariest one!!
GreenTeaParty
It means "I watch to much tv unsupervised."
thecompanion
I like to think she was simply referring to cleaning her bits while in a bath.
imwhatyouneverwantedtobe
It means plays with. The child was obviously referring to men trying to rape her.
TobyDuncan
sex or playing with it
carewyllie
I actually looked it up. All I found was that criminals sometimes "scroof" (or crash) at a friends place when they get out of prison.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
Good thing no-one ever scroofed down there, then!
MaxamillionX72
Could it just be a mispronunciation of "Screwing"?
imanuglystinkyllama
I assumed it meant scrubbing, like with a loofah.
qussow
A child trying to say "screwing" maybe?
katienicole007
I believe its a child's term for some kind of sexual activity.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
With that girl's imagination, I'm not sure I want to know.
IThrewTheBlueShell
I read through the thread and I think they traced it back to being an old Scottish(?) term, I no longer remember. Great read though.
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
Your failure to remember what was said is my greatest regret!
IThrewTheBlueShell
Oh my gosh, I tried finding it again too and couldn't. Maybe it was my imagination, did I mention that I read the ENTIRE thread? D:
shenanigansss
My one regret is that I have boneitis