Kids say the darnedest things.

Apr 30, 2013 11:17 AM

Zulu2

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This. I like this. Bring me more!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I laughed until I was making no sound whatsoever. Favorited.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

My little cousin was sat in front of the fire at my mums house laughing when he was about 4, i asked him why he was laughing and he said -

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

because the man is making faces. I can't go to my mums house now without glancing at the fire scared i'm gonna see something...

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy shit some of that stuff is messed up! especially the one about the people who tried to "scroof" her

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

These little mother fuckers need Jesus!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

After reading no. 4, I'm pretty certain I'd never ever want to have kids.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

These kids all look suspicious as fuck anyways. Wouldn't have fooled me for a second!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A lot of these are far less creepy if you believe in past lives.

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Idk, think these kids watch super jail

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It makes them more creepy to me. Especially the car fire one

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

i used to tell my mom "When I was the other little girl I died in a fire!"

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of those kids need this.

13 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 13

Expected Jesus. Was not disappoint.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The rest of them need therapy.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

A Reddit screen grab on imgur yesterday, now Reddit screen grabs on Buzzfeed, back on imgur, & linked on my Facebook. I need to go outside.

13 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

The interweb is shrinking.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i agree, you should go for a bike ride.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a whole lotta white kids. Creepy, creepy ass white kids.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ummm one of the peoples usernames is psalm_69!!!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously this is straight from buzzfeed. SAUCES PEOPLE USE THEM.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My 3 yr old nephew got angry at a kid in kindergarden : " I`m gonna kill you! .....(whispers) And feed you to the dogs! "

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, the same tumblr post from yesterday but with stock photos of kids that actually didn't say the quotes. Creative...

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Y'all muthafukas need Jeezus

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

aka a priest penis

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 yr old son and I were talking about fires and how sticks burn but most rocks dont. Staring off into space he says "People will burn"

13 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Second one looks like Joffrey.

13 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 4

My thought exactly.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I now feel less guilty for having the automatic response of "Goddamn I want to punch that kid in the face."

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Great now i feel like punching that small child in the face. Shame on me

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coincidence? I think not.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ahhhh buzzfeed with no source... we meet again.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As with anything. I wonder how many are legit. I'd like to think the reincarnation ones are legitimate.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone else find it a little weird that we're now reposting Buzzfeed content which is reposted Reddit content? O_o

13 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 6

no, because nobody gives a crap.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yup. Just add pictures of random kids, and it'll make it better!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is made up of some fabricated bollox that no child had ever said

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, as I already read Buzzfeed it is pretty annoying

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

no, because nobody gives a crap.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You dog I heard you like reposts, so we reposted a repost and called it new.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've noticed it too, its cheating!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should look up the Reddit thread, it was pretty disturbing.

13 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

These were bizarre enough, ta...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I, too, would like a link.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Link?

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I believe this is it: http://redd.it/1d2v7i

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's 3:30am and I can't stop reading and I'm scared to sleep.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9:41pm here and I spent like the whole day reading it. I won't be sleeping for months.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i saw it yesterday. totally creepy, had to stop reading

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was little, used to tell my parents about dying in a car crash, in disturbing detail. I don't remember it at all now.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So basically this is a future FBI most-wanted list?

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's likely at least some of these didn't happen, but it's still fun to read about.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A good quality exorcism seems like the way to go here.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are either the greatest or worst kids ever.

13 years ago | Likes 600 Dislikes 4

Holy crap! I didn't realize this comment took off!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or the fake-est. but i'd like to think you're right.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you high? They're clearly the worst kids ever. What part of a kid wanting to peel your skin of is "the greatest"?!!?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 18

In the original post on reddit, the parent mentioned that they had be sun burned earlier that week and the skin was starting to peel.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It can take years for horror film writers to install THAT much fear into someone, these kids do it 3 seconds. Greatest!

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This seriously made me wonder if some kids are reincarnated murderers.

13 years ago | Likes 1727 Dislikes 4

When they run out of room in hell...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

reincarnated, period. it's just fascinating

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

TBH man, all kids seem like reincarnated murderers. They're so creepy

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I upvoted you to 666. I am now scared.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am so surprised this comment is at, like, 1000 points.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like that one episode of Criminal Minds.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That or they are drunk till they are ten

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm now convinced that some are

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid we lived near this graveyard. My uncle would always take me past it, and I would point toward it and say (1/?)

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"I'm buried there. My brother and I are buried there." I don't know why I would say that, because I have a sister and never had a brother.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The comment about peeling skin is almost an exact comment that I made when I was young as well. Freaky stuff...

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When i was a kid i had recurring dreams of being chased by men then imprisoned and fed to wolves...

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It genuinely seems like the girl who spoke about "scroof"-ing, may have been raped in a previous life and died from it.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit is creeeepy.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah and Idgaf where it is originally from. My wife and I, as parents of three found this awesome and comforting at the same time.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And reincarnated victims.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now who wants to explain to me what "scroofing" is?

13 years ago | Likes 370 Dislikes 7

This made me laugh so hard I literally shot water out of my nose.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was by far the scariest one!!

13 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

It means "I watch to much tv unsupervised."

13 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

I like to think she was simply referring to cleaning her bits while in a bath.

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It means plays with. The child was obviously referring to men trying to rape her.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

sex or playing with it

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually looked it up. All I found was that criminals sometimes "scroof" (or crash) at a friends place when they get out of prison.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Good thing no-one ever scroofed down there, then!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could it just be a mispronunciation of "Screwing"?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I assumed it meant scrubbing, like with a loofah.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A child trying to say "screwing" maybe?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I believe its a child's term for some kind of sexual activity.

13 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 1

With that girl's imagination, I'm not sure I want to know.

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I read through the thread and I think they traced it back to being an old Scottish(?) term, I no longer remember. Great read though.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Your failure to remember what was said is my greatest regret!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my gosh, I tried finding it again too and couldn't. Maybe it was my imagination, did I mention that I read the ENTIRE thread? D:

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My one regret is that I have boneitis

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0