Bath Time
Jen Law plays basketball (newest meme)
Just told my Siamese he was adopted
When I overhear the hot girl I'm crushing on, say my name in a convo
Being on a diet when your coworker is trying to sell you girlscout cookies for their kid
I'm always prepared...
When I go to use the camera on my phone, and forget that its still set on the front facing lens
And I'm not afraid to use it!
The morning after a hard, leg day work out
That SNEAKY bastard
When you take a girl out for a fancy meal ... and then they bring you the check
MRW I turn off the lights in the basement and haul ass upstairs before the monsters get me
Sitting...Wishing...Waiting...Soooon
o-O wat?
When you've had a bad day, and your girl is just like...
As a lesbian who looks "straight" this is the worst!
Trying to find the right classroom, when the semester starts
I just told my cat, Buster, that he's adopted ... he took it rather well.
Bachelorette confession
It's a horror porn movie I could watch!
LNI anyone?
Brought a friend over to meet the family for the first time and have dinner ... MRW she brings up politics
"Are you stupid?"
"I got it! Wait ... dafuq? Did you see that?"
The downside is, I need more batteries :(
Parkour wakeboarding
Loving someone who doesn't feel the same way you do
The blonde receptionist was cute ... but not very helpful!
Buster - Guardian of the clean laundry!
Parenting Level: Trolling
Gimme your food, I AM THE NIGHT!
That's why I ALWAYS go for nice guys!
Onward, bitch!
My two boys, Buster and Jackson, love eachother
What I'm REALLY doing when I type LOL
*Squeelzzz* :3
Puppy learns to howl for the first time
That look you give someone after you pass them when they were going UNDER the speed limit
Right in his baby maker
Cat bedsheets game
Anyone else do this?
Fun Fact you might not have known:
"Oh my God! Look how big your paw is compared to mine"
This is why us ladies always go to the bathroom in groups ;)
Or two...or three...
When you are trying to get BAE in the mood
When you're thirsty as shit from playing hard at recess, and have to wait in line for the water fountain
Lesbian First World Problems :(
Everytime
"NO! You may NOT have my stuffed animal, now, good day sir! ... I SAID GOOD DAY!"
o-O
I see this all the time at work
Women's Bathroom Lines Be Like
That face tho
Or guys named Adam for that reason
Buzz and Woody
When you work in retail, and hear the same joke over and over and have to force a laugh everytime...
I wouldn't want to be late again in that class
Saturday Night: My neck, My back, My Netflix, and my snacks!
Sit where?