Apr 15, 2016 9:31 AM
FluffyScorpion
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Cipollino
The ole "sword in the armpit"
RetroArt
My first experience like this was the moment i met my first invader who was trolling new people
WatcheroftheWays
Jokes on you, Fredrika is a dragon, they cannot get died by just getting stabbed.
Stronghans
I need the modding community to change it to 'lol u ded' please and thank you.
themenace117
Mmmmmm Whatcha sayyyyy
Kevincatalan
That huge fucking knight in the side area in the swamp. Was worth that sick helmet
Mirkul29
how many time is that blond going to die? Do they even die? What the fuck is that anime? Anybody got sauce? Is it good? I HAVE SO MANY Q-urg
jgempire
I keep seeing all these Dark Souls 3 posts and none of them make me want to play the game. But for the rest of you - have fun dying!
theoshadowfang
What.. What anime is this?
Stnklein
I can get on this train easy. Please make more!
SquishyEmmaaaa
\[T]/ Praise the Sun in Jolly Cooperation!
spoonrape
or, OR jolly murdering (:8
luigidude44
Don't be shocked but we're being followed
ba1020
i lay down like a slug- that's my only defense
pablodeluxe
How cool would a dark souls anime be tho
fAllioX
For a second I thought that said. YOU DED
djGLCKR
\ [T] /
SithariChaos
So... dark souls is so ridiculously hard i should shit on all the posts and avoid the game forever? Ok, sounds reasonabe enough.
Ssssssssssss
I wish I had that pretty dress.
Closest thing I got is my Lily Knight who can DEUS VULT all the way through the game with her blind eyes. Too bad I can't find a staff.
BANANAFLAKE
This is how I feel whenever I play Super Smash and everyone picks random. Then I get something dumb and they get pit and meta knight.
IronicUsername
This is how I feel whenever I play Super Smash.
[deleted]
Did you like it before it went mainstream?
anjroo
I adore it always
death4665
I'm getting havel flashbacks
CoffeeyCore
I just got his armour. The feelings, man.
TheAlpha16th
HA! Joke is on you. I dodged his attack and killed myself by rolling off the edge with by dodge
NastyWetSmear
One Million Times And Fucking Counting!
Victorious23
Not taking me alive!
Solobolt
I might have fallen off the cliff, but at least I took that katana bastard with me
corvettee01
Parried him, felt like a bad ass, stabbed him in the chest, barley did any damage, cheesed him into rolling off a cliff, got a cool katana.
zorock
oh god, that katana dude was annoying. I think I died more to him than the first boss
Espurranza
Did you see me in the fire link shrine the first time? That's the only way you could have known
MilfordMan
Reminds me of when I first fought the gaping dragon.
killingjoke8181
I just beat him actually! It took me 30 tries and a anger management class, but I did it!
FritztheMook
You mean the giant toothed vagina monster?
TheSteenalizer
That's a hard fight? I heard it was easy
It wasn't especially hard but I did get knocked off the edge the first time.
MeanMisterClean
Yeah, I did it on my first try
PoorMansRose
i walked off the edge like a retard on my first try and then beat him without taking damage the second try
Wojtecki
Thy must get gudeth.
KingDizi
She gets better.
Kayayayaya
Elonth
what is the series?
Coffin Princess Chaika. It's alright.
PenisCork
.
Exok38
I always thought they brought her in too early. They kept killing her because otherwise she would be too OP. Never finished watching though.
I thought it was a pretty good series. Ending was Eh.
TheSkyIsBlue41
You forgot about the rage when you lose 30000 souls after dying twice
DavidGlassburner
30,000! I was doing good to have 30!
Those were 3 goddam levels I'm still chapped
Velexis
That's the worst..
Mclovin21
Then you tilt through the level and end up making more mistakes than usual and start a giant vicious cycle of death.
ivdok
Wait, wasn't 99 the limit? Sorry to break the fun.
gloaming18
You're thinking of humanity, not souls
Wow. Fantasy worlds' currency makes no fucking sense. Thanks, BTW.
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
At least Soul Memory is gone, so it's only time lost, not a broken character.
Yodaloid
Explain? I've played both other souls games but I'm not sure what you're saying here
Fyba
For DS2, online connection was based on the total amount of souls you've collected, including lost and spent souls. Other games were level.
DownvoteConverter
DS2, your character's Soul Memory is used to match with other players regardless of your level 10m SM with a lv30 vs a 10m SM Lv120, it was-
a way to represent how much experience you have and equipment. But if you can't "Git Gud" then you have bad gear and low stats.
brovahkiin666
Ha. 30,000 souls. Child's play
I know a friend of mine lost 3mill and he just quit the game for a day
Why would you ever even save up that much?
New game plus dude
YonderPeachTree
ha. this takes me back to when I first met a black knight fellow in dark souls one. its like oh hey look a thing I wonder if- *dead*
memesnotworthupvoting
A truly scary experience when he first turned around
RoleplayingDungeonMaster
The worst part ever is the Anor Londo archers. It's the only *legitimately* unfair part of the game.
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Am I the only one who's never had a problem with them? Just rush them in a serpentine
iDrinkDrano
Git gud nub
Enpsychopedia
I found them easy to deal with. It requires you to throw caution to the wind, which goes against the game's philosophy though.
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
I thought nothing would ever beat the first time players reaction to the Taurus Demon, but then I met the first boss in DS3.
ThrKingLion
When I first saw he Taurus demon, I screamed like a little girl and tried to run back thru the door. Then I had to change pants.
herzatz
And you roll. roll. roll. infinite roll.
illegalacorn
You mean Iudex Gundyr?
Yeah that dude.
EwokOnAUnicorn
Never played this series but I might buy it next week.. Unless I give in tomorrow lol... I'm gonna get wrecked arent I?
That kinda depends on how much research you d into builds and strats. I suggest playing them in order and possibly skipping DS2.
CHUBMARINES
I went in totally blind a few months back. Couldn't get past the spectres before losing the item thingy. I haven't been back yet
??????????????????????
oh my god I only just reached the T demon. I died, and noped so hard. just kinda wandering around undead burg now xD
1) try not being a dex build. 2) try the tower with the ladder. Remember the Wandering Demon.
Yeah, I just got on top and kept drop attacking him after I realized you could get up there after 57282047 deaths
Oh, further advice: Whenever possible, attempt to make your home right in the boss' anus. Seriously. If you're camping there you'll win.
CanadianMooseRider
dunno if this counts as a spoiler butttttttt. The tree boss was my favorite so far. The whole fight was amazing and felt epic.
I'm at the tree boss right now. It's so annoying with all the undead that just keep coming infinitely...
Didnt have that issue as it killed em all for me xD
Not to sound elitist, but the first few bosses of DS3 felt much easier than Taurus or Capra demon from DS1. Pontiff Whatshisname, though...
cklepper
Honestly, that's what I thought too. I never even died during the first boss, and I only died a couple times on the second.
I made the mistake of playing Pyromancer. Spam fire and the first DS3 boss is dead in ten seconds. Goes for all black mass enemies.
I would agree, but then I realized you can repeatedly falling attack both of the demons for a shit ton of damage
FlamingGranny
suhlyvan i think some weird ass way to spell sullivan is all i remember
well, your experience from DS1 and 2 carries over to DS3, so I guess you sorta knew what to expect and how to fight = easier fight maybe?
That's fair reasoning, but even now, if I made a new DS1 char, I'd die more to Capra than to Ludex Gundyr in DS3 or whatever his name is.
kilmdrac44
This. There's a reason those two have the rep they do
TahmKenchTheTavernWench
Seasoned veteran here, the hardest boss for me was either the dancer or the nameless king. If you want tips on any of them pm me.
I stumbled upon The Dancer on accident, and ran through the entire castle, thinking it was optional. Damn that boss was freaking hard.
She is exponentially harder if you are under leveled. You are suppose to kill the giant lord of cinder in the profaned capital before her.
I only just killed Wolnir and The Old Demon King.
What? You joking? I just ran around crying, drinking estus for fifteen minutes whilst tossing fireballs at her. I regret it so much.
jah118
what is anime is that from
nottheguyyouwerethinkingitwas
¤
DrGeist
,
phuries
CaptGominola
comma
Phoenixfighter43
…
Myfirstusernamewasmyrealname
LeeroyTheBird
FatalJinx
DRakeDeegan
Dot . dot
Cas018
Dot
Kevko
Hitsugi no Chaika. Check it out, it pretty cool
spannnumber72
Sweet
RandomCulprit
MyDadLeftMeWhenIWas3YearsOldCauseIWasGayButThatsOkCauseImNotGay
Cool
cocoakoumori
My friend called it "Hitsuji no Chaika" which means "Chaika the Sheep"
(I-is that the ending? It can't be. lol I haven't actually watched the show)
BaronVonMadScience
It isn't, haha. Thats a mistranslation/joke (Hitsugi = Coffin; Hitsuji = Sheep).
DDPB9k5G
HItsugi no Chaika. Hitsugi = coffin. Hitsuji = sheep. https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/hitsugi 1/3
https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/hitsuji htt">/hitsuji">https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/hitsuji http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=15524 2/2
その通りです。発音は近いですよねw Think about how Mary had a little lamb can go...
PaulVolcker
Seems sort if like Sword Art, which my girl and I love. Is it?
EvilReptar
If you want one like SAO check out Log Horizon or Konosuba.
No, but I recommend it, because it feels like an adaption of a D&D campaign. Chaotic Neutral protagonists and Gun Wizards are really fun.
PsychoWyrm
It's not. It is fantasy based though.
What was with the health bar? They're not stuck in a video game world?
Aistad
No that was added in because of this post referring to Dark Souls 3.
Oh....the health bar is from Dark Souls....got it
Coffin Princess Chaika.
KuatDriveYards
Thank you kindly.
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
DaMrNelson
SomeoneToListen
GarlicButterTastesGood
Penis
wantfastcars
Can you give me a 2-3 reply summary? I checked out the synopsis on MAL but it was super vague. Do they kill a lot of the cast?
To answer your second question, no, they don't kill of many core characters. Background characters drop like red shirts though.
Kaitou
No.
Well, from what I know of it based on this gif, "Coffin Princess" seems pretty apt.
Volcanicbox03
Butt
Sibep
Zaelle
Sadtrex
Do the thing
Shuthefullcup
DafeDub
Kelandisii
TheGingestOfMinges
Cipollino
The ole "sword in the armpit"
RetroArt
My first experience like this was the moment i met my first invader who was trolling new people
WatcheroftheWays
Jokes on you, Fredrika is a dragon, they cannot get died by just getting stabbed.
Stronghans
I need the modding community to change it to 'lol u ded' please and thank you.
themenace117
Mmmmmm Whatcha sayyyyy
Kevincatalan
That huge fucking knight in the side area in the swamp. Was worth that sick helmet
Mirkul29
how many time is that blond going to die? Do they even die? What the fuck is that anime? Anybody got sauce? Is it good? I HAVE SO MANY Q-urg
jgempire
I keep seeing all these Dark Souls 3 posts and none of them make me want to play the game. But for the rest of you - have fun dying!
theoshadowfang
What.. What anime is this?
Stnklein
I can get on this train easy. Please make more!
SquishyEmmaaaa
\[T]/ Praise the Sun in Jolly Cooperation!
spoonrape
or, OR jolly murdering (:8
luigidude44
Don't be shocked but we're being followed
ba1020
i lay down like a slug- that's my only defense
pablodeluxe
How cool would a dark souls anime be tho
fAllioX
For a second I thought that said. YOU DED
djGLCKR
\ [T] /
SithariChaos
So... dark souls is so ridiculously hard i should shit on all the posts and avoid the game forever? Ok, sounds reasonabe enough.
Ssssssssssss
I wish I had that pretty dress.
Ssssssssssss
Closest thing I got is my Lily Knight who can DEUS VULT all the way through the game with her blind eyes. Too bad I can't find a staff.
BANANAFLAKE
This is how I feel whenever I play Super Smash and everyone picks random. Then I get something dumb and they get pit and meta knight.
IronicUsername
This is how I feel whenever I play Super Smash.
[deleted]
[deleted]
IronicUsername
Did you like it before it went mainstream?
anjroo
I adore it always
death4665
I'm getting havel flashbacks
CoffeeyCore
I just got his armour. The feelings, man.
TheAlpha16th
HA! Joke is on you. I dodged his attack and killed myself by rolling off the edge with by dodge
NastyWetSmear
One Million Times And Fucking Counting!
Victorious23
Not taking me alive!
Solobolt
I might have fallen off the cliff, but at least I took that katana bastard with me
corvettee01
Parried him, felt like a bad ass, stabbed him in the chest, barley did any damage, cheesed him into rolling off a cliff, got a cool katana.
zorock
oh god, that katana dude was annoying. I think I died more to him than the first boss
Espurranza
Did you see me in the fire link shrine the first time? That's the only way you could have known
MilfordMan
Reminds me of when I first fought the gaping dragon.
killingjoke8181
I just beat him actually! It took me 30 tries and a anger management class, but I did it!
FritztheMook
You mean the giant toothed vagina monster?
TheSteenalizer
That's a hard fight? I heard it was easy
MilfordMan
It wasn't especially hard but I did get knocked off the edge the first time.
MeanMisterClean
Yeah, I did it on my first try
PoorMansRose
i walked off the edge like a retard on my first try and then beat him without taking damage the second try
Wojtecki
Thy must get gudeth.
KingDizi
She gets better.
Kayayayaya
Elonth
what is the series?
Kayayayaya
Coffin Princess Chaika. It's alright.
PenisCork
.
Kayayayaya
Exok38
I always thought they brought her in too early. They kept killing her because otherwise she would be too OP. Never finished watching though.
KingDizi
I thought it was a pretty good series. Ending was Eh.
TheSkyIsBlue41
You forgot about the rage when you lose 30000 souls after dying twice
DavidGlassburner
30,000! I was doing good to have 30!
TheSkyIsBlue41
Those were 3 goddam levels I'm still chapped
Velexis
That's the worst..
Mclovin21
Then you tilt through the level and end up making more mistakes than usual and start a giant vicious cycle of death.
ivdok
Wait, wasn't 99 the limit? Sorry to break the fun.
gloaming18
You're thinking of humanity, not souls
ivdok
Wow. Fantasy worlds' currency makes no fucking sense. Thanks, BTW.
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
At least Soul Memory is gone, so it's only time lost, not a broken character.
Yodaloid
Explain? I've played both other souls games but I'm not sure what you're saying here
Fyba
For DS2, online connection was based on the total amount of souls you've collected, including lost and spent souls. Other games were level.
DownvoteConverter
DS2, your character's Soul Memory is used to match with other players regardless of your level 10m SM with a lv30 vs a 10m SM Lv120, it was-
DownvoteConverter
a way to represent how much experience you have and equipment. But if you can't "Git Gud" then you have bad gear and low stats.
brovahkiin666
Ha. 30,000 souls. Child's play
TheSkyIsBlue41
I know a friend of mine lost 3mill and he just quit the game for a day
Mclovin21
Why would you ever even save up that much?
TheSkyIsBlue41
New game plus dude
YonderPeachTree
ha. this takes me back to when I first met a black knight fellow in dark souls one. its like oh hey look a thing I wonder if- *dead*
memesnotworthupvoting
A truly scary experience when he first turned around
RoleplayingDungeonMaster
The worst part ever is the Anor Londo archers. It's the only *legitimately* unfair part of the game.
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Am I the only one who's never had a problem with them? Just rush them in a serpentine
iDrinkDrano
Git gud nub
Enpsychopedia
I found them easy to deal with. It requires you to throw caution to the wind, which goes against the game's philosophy though.
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
I thought nothing would ever beat the first time players reaction to the Taurus Demon, but then I met the first boss in DS3.
ThrKingLion
When I first saw he Taurus demon, I screamed like a little girl and tried to run back thru the door. Then I had to change pants.
herzatz
And you roll. roll. roll. infinite roll.
illegalacorn
You mean Iudex Gundyr?
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
Yeah that dude.
EwokOnAUnicorn
Never played this series but I might buy it next week.. Unless I give in tomorrow lol... I'm gonna get wrecked arent I?
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
That kinda depends on how much research you d into builds and strats. I suggest playing them in order and possibly skipping DS2.
CHUBMARINES
I went in totally blind a few months back. Couldn't get past the spectres before losing the item thingy. I haven't been back yet
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
??????????????????????
YonderPeachTree
oh my god I only just reached the T demon. I died, and noped so hard. just kinda wandering around undead burg now xD
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
1) try not being a dex build. 2) try the tower with the ladder. Remember the Wandering Demon.
CHUBMARINES
Yeah, I just got on top and kept drop attacking him after I realized you could get up there after 57282047 deaths
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
Oh, further advice: Whenever possible, attempt to make your home right in the boss' anus. Seriously. If you're camping there you'll win.
CanadianMooseRider
dunno if this counts as a spoiler butttttttt. The tree boss was my favorite so far. The whole fight was amazing and felt epic.
zorock
I'm at the tree boss right now. It's so annoying with all the undead that just keep coming infinitely...
CanadianMooseRider
Didnt have that issue as it killed em all for me xD
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
Not to sound elitist, but the first few bosses of DS3 felt much easier than Taurus or Capra demon from DS1. Pontiff Whatshisname, though...
cklepper
Honestly, that's what I thought too. I never even died during the first boss, and I only died a couple times on the second.
CoffeeyCore
I made the mistake of playing Pyromancer. Spam fire and the first DS3 boss is dead in ten seconds. Goes for all black mass enemies.
MyInboxIsSadAndEmpty
I would agree, but then I realized you can repeatedly falling attack both of the demons for a shit ton of damage
FlamingGranny
suhlyvan i think some weird ass way to spell sullivan is all i remember
zorock
well, your experience from DS1 and 2 carries over to DS3, so I guess you sorta knew what to expect and how to fight = easier fight maybe?
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
That's fair reasoning, but even now, if I made a new DS1 char, I'd die more to Capra than to Ludex Gundyr in DS3 or whatever his name is.
kilmdrac44
This. There's a reason those two have the rep they do
TahmKenchTheTavernWench
Seasoned veteran here, the hardest boss for me was either the dancer or the nameless king. If you want tips on any of them pm me.
CoffeeyCore
I stumbled upon The Dancer on accident, and ran through the entire castle, thinking it was optional. Damn that boss was freaking hard.
TahmKenchTheTavernWench
She is exponentially harder if you are under leveled. You are suppose to kill the giant lord of cinder in the profaned capital before her.
CoffeeyCore
I only just killed Wolnir and The Old Demon King.
CoffeeyCore
What? You joking? I just ran around crying, drinking estus for fifteen minutes whilst tossing fireballs at her. I regret it so much.
jah118
what is anime is that from
nottheguyyouwerethinkingitwas
¤
DrGeist
,
phuries
.
CaptGominola
comma
Phoenixfighter43
…
Myfirstusernamewasmyrealname
.
LeeroyTheBird
.
FatalJinx
.
DRakeDeegan
Dot . dot
Cas018
Dot
Kevko
Hitsugi no Chaika. Check it out, it pretty cool
spannnumber72
Sweet
RandomCulprit
.
MyDadLeftMeWhenIWas3YearsOldCauseIWasGayButThatsOkCauseImNotGay
Cool
cocoakoumori
My friend called it "Hitsuji no Chaika" which means "Chaika the Sheep"
[deleted]
[deleted]
cocoakoumori
(I-is that the ending? It can't be. lol I haven't actually watched the show)
BaronVonMadScience
It isn't, haha. Thats a mistranslation/joke (Hitsugi = Coffin; Hitsuji = Sheep).
DDPB9k5G
HItsugi no Chaika. Hitsugi = coffin. Hitsuji = sheep. https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/hitsugi 1/3
DDPB9k5G
https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/hitsuji htt">/hitsuji">https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/hitsuji http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/anime.php?id=15524 2/2
cocoakoumori
その通りです。発音は近いですよねw Think about how Mary had a little lamb can go...
PaulVolcker
Seems sort if like Sword Art, which my girl and I love. Is it?
EvilReptar
If you want one like SAO check out Log Horizon or Konosuba.
BaronVonMadScience
No, but I recommend it, because it feels like an adaption of a D&D campaign. Chaotic Neutral protagonists and Gun Wizards are really fun.
PsychoWyrm
It's not. It is fantasy based though.
PaulVolcker
What was with the health bar? They're not stuck in a video game world?
Aistad
No that was added in because of this post referring to Dark Souls 3.
PaulVolcker
Oh....the health bar is from Dark Souls....got it
PsychoWyrm
Coffin Princess Chaika.
KuatDriveYards
Thank you kindly.
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
.
DaMrNelson
.
SomeoneToListen
.
GarlicButterTastesGood
Penis
wantfastcars
Can you give me a 2-3 reply summary? I checked out the synopsis on MAL but it was super vague. Do they kill a lot of the cast?
BaronVonMadScience
To answer your second question, no, they don't kill of many core characters. Background characters drop like red shirts though.
Kaitou
No.
IronicUsername
Well, from what I know of it based on this gif, "Coffin Princess" seems pretty apt.
Volcanicbox03
Butt
Sibep
.
Zaelle
.
Sadtrex
Do the thing
Shuthefullcup
.
DafeDub
.
Kelandisii
.
TheGingestOfMinges
.