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Oct 21, 2017 8:28 AM
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MaryNoonan1967
Me: So when are we going back NASA?........NASA? NASA Scientists to NASA CEO: When can we finally tell them that we never went & can't go ?
HolyStalactite
Liar, the earth is flat, and the moon is fake. Easy there grandpa you've been watching those twilight show reruns again haven't you.
RVME
My favorite Astronaut. He brought back an entire career of looking at who we really are in this universe, and worked at it to the end.
Zer0th
They might die there, so without oxygen and a space suit.... uh, wait.
mikeemoo2071
The only downside is the immense amount of energy needed to get them up there; needs some sort of giant trebuchet to launch them
Fuujin
Soon after colonizing Mars we will have petty interplanetary politics. Humans will take the pettiness with them where ever we go. Cheers.
weallservetheoldone
Is this like the joke about 12 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
GrumpyStump
In space, no one can hear you spout Bullshit
boneclawmother
Remember earlier this year when NASA had to say "no we're not running Martian sex slave camps?" I miss when it was just celebrities dying.
GodEmperor0fMankind
Wait what? That was a thing? I completely missed that!
notsureIwanttodothisjustyet
Even better, look at the full sized "family portrait" Voyager 1 took, the one with Pale Blue Dot. We're so effing small and insignificant.
jetflight
...that's the exact opposite of a solution. After all, the problem with politicians is that they're too far removed. Even further won't help
ashackatak
Except nobody has gone to the moon yet.
TheLeftPocket
You need to make sure you don't make the tinfoil hat too tight or it will cut off circulation to your brain.
ashackatak
Hey I don’t complain about y’all wantin to walk around with brains bombarded with EMF’s controllin your mind and givin you brain cancer
SanKa13
Are you naturally this stupid you train really hard? What proof besides some idiotic youtube video you have?
ashackatak
What proof do you have?
DisgracedSensei
Would he also do and say that to female politicians? I'm genuinely curious what his reply would be.
RageSamurai
why the hell would he say something different to female politicians
DisgracedSensei
A large man snatching a woman up by her neck and screaming curses at her. Just an interesting contrast to what he probably visualized.
DisgracedSensei
Well, she couldn't really be a son of a bitch, right?
Ligatura
But i heard from credible internet sources that no human has been on the moon and that space travel isn't possible. I believe the internet!
turk187
They'd suffocate. Which I am in favor of.
ZKINGDOM
Two words Americans should remember.. Sovereign Nations. Just dwell on that for a half century.
dallasgamesales101
Every astronaut shares that same epiphany when they look down on the world from space.
theyar
Yeah, because politicians had nothing to do with putting him on the moon in the first place, right?
MordorTheUnforgiving
the fact that it took the need for international dick waving to get us to the moon, is a sad thing not a good thing.
theyar
That's a cherry-picking way to look at human achievement. Besides, I'm not just taking about Cold War competition. Regardless of why, 1/?
theyar
this guy has no career except that which politicians conceived of, rallied support for, and organized funding for. 2/2
visorian
Yes yes politicians are responsible for everything, thank God there's poeple that talk about stuff in this world.
theyar
I don't get your point, but don't you think it's a little bit ironic that this guy is condescending to the very people who sent him?
animalrv
And if the politician keeps acting like an ass, just leave him out there in space
tomb818
no space suit? excellent idea
sheepking1
No, we give them a suit so they can watch what becomes of the world conscious of their ever dwindling O2 supply.
SanPedroLover
Thats what they should do to all politicians
Meatwalls
I'm pretty sure that's murder.
ArtOzz
Which is terrible if you think about it. These bastards were intended to represent us. Be our ambassador. Be in our corner. And look.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Money & power fucks with some heads. Even the good ones realize that without money you can’t stay in DC & the cycle continues. See Bulworth.
sheblindedmewithscience
the business because they thought they could make a difference in their community. And sadly, some of them got greedy and selfish later on.
sheblindedmewithscience
I mean, I agree that a lot of them are snakes, but certainly not all politicians are bad. Especially local ones. Many of them went in to 1/
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
New idea: politicians must live in space during their term. After their term we vote again... to decide if we let them come back to earth!
Hydrapod
Got it. So, when someone doesn't immediately share your point of view, you inflict violence on them and forcibly kidnap and threaten them.
TheLeftPocket
No when someone is being petty show them that they are small and not as high and mighty as they see themselves
ElbowDeepInAJedi
I support dragging all politicians to the moon as well
NotThatGuy2
Im gonna go be a politican if it means a free moon trip
crabpeopledefenseforce
thats how you get moon nazis
Ravroz
I support your idea IF we drag them up there minus space suits...
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Exactly my thought.
tryingtochangeourplanet
Then they build am elite society up there and just control us from up there....
AmityvilleHodor
I'm Scruffy... the janitor.
FdINI
bkkhk
Terlets
johnxbear
Mmhmmm
yunothink
SkinnerTBD
Jehrikuss
SkinnerTBD
ilovegramsalot
natepel1989
Edgy
ilikestarwarsandpoutine
This is rather untrue.
TrumbullLocal
How so?
Poodlestrike
Bothsidesing is the laziest possible political stance.
SnugglesaurusRex
Bothsiding is Right-Wing propaganda. Republicans spread the lie that Democrats are as bad as them they win by discouraging voters.
rando84
It strikes me as "I'm 14 and this is deep" type commentary. Politics is always messy, not giving a shit "because everyone sucks, man" has1/2
rando84
never changed anything. 2/2
chicmagnetwampa1
I respectfully disagree. I have found it to be frustrating and exhausting. I HATE foreign interventionism, the expansion of the...
chicmagnetwampa1
...survaillence state, mega-mergers, and the politicalisation of our Supreme Court, both sides share culpability in those regards.
GodEmperor0fMankind
Or you know you could be on the middle ground and realize that both sides have shitty ideas and good ideas because no one political ideology
GodEmperor0fMankind
is completely right and only by taking ideas and concepts from multiple parties and looking back on past mistakes, can we actually thrive as
GodEmperor0fMankind
a species.
12rt2345g342563
Pretending that both parties are equally bad is how we get people like Trump.
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12rt2345g342563
Spotted the white trash.
Alexir
You have half of that right.
NaughtButOne
Which half? Neither side cares about you, they don't give a shit about your hopes or dreams, just as long as you help them stay in power.
SnugglesaurusRex
Go look at what Obama accomplished when he had a Democratic congress for 2 years. Learn yourself out of this ignorance.
SJohnson23
Well, one side keeps pushing for healthcare, for better public education, for environmental standards, for higher minimum wages.
SJohnson23
The other pushes for corporation rights, for the abolition of net neutrality, to scrap environmental protections, to limit worker’s rights.
SJohnson23
Now I don’t know you, dear reader, but unless you’re a major corporation, only one side seems to be trying to help you.
AgolfHiller
Both sides don't give a shit about any of that unless it makes them money
NaughtButOne
Both sides pander to whatever they think will sway the majority of voters to their side. The blue team doesn't give a shit about your >
NaughtButOne
> healthcare, because they have 100%-covered-everything that's already paid by your taxes. And the reds certainly don't give a shit about >
Congressgiraffe
Political nihilism. If we believe that democracy will die. If voters feel that they can't make a difference with their votes, why vote?
ilovegramsalot
Why ... not vote?
Congressgiraffe
Because if voters feel both obtains are the same (that both don't care about the voter) what difference will be made by voting.
ilovegramsalot
Why not ... believe voting makes a difference
Congressgiraffe
....political nihilism is the picture. Is the belief that voting doesn't make a difference. I'm not advocating for it just defining it
basball6969
r/im14andthisisedgy
ilovegramsalot
My bishop says I kiss like a 16 year old
GodEmperor0fMankind
My uncle says the same thing!
SqueakyCleanButthole
Bernie did..but then most people were too blind and ignorant to realize
unpopularopinionlord
I disagree. Bernie cares nothing for religious. He has proven this time and time again. Same with most democrats and some republicans.
AgolfHiller
Username checks out
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
You know you don't need to bring religion into it, if you believe in being nice to each other and respect each other, who cares.
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
I think the sad reality is that a large group of people don't give a single shit whether their politician actually cares or not.
krapmyself
I think there were plenty who cared and knew, but thanks to how our politics work, he got royally screwed over by hillary.
wingsortrees
ICanHasJava
Not really by Hillary, but by the Democratic Party. She didn't choose herself.
throwyourhandsintheair
Getting screwed by Hillary is the worst kind of getting screwed
SometimesILikeToLieOnTheGroundLikeACarrot
krapmyself
I'll correct myself; it wasn't politics itself, but the way politicians twist and spin information and exploit the system that screwed him.
LongDongShiverGiver
He was an independent running on a major platform. I supported him but let's be realistic about it. Still voted Clinton.
Skittleballs
You voted for her AFTER she rugged the primaries to cheat the candidate YOU favored? You don't even need politicians to screw you...
superblue64
No, those people realized he was just another populist promising people free shit.
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
Or realized that Bernie was just making ideas without putting a legit price tag on them
bwizzle360
Free everything!!!!
TheRedNemesis
You know our current president wants to build a wall across our entire southern border, right?
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
This... has nothing to do with the current moron in office. This is comment thread about Bernie, cous.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
nope it was so easy so finance. few percentage of the income of the 2% top of the list can finance sooooo much, it is ridiculous.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
I mean seriously, if a ceo makes 335 times + more than the average worker, 79% of the profits are paid to the top 3% in the company.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
http://time.com/money/4339078/ceo-pay-compare-workers/ as a source
NoWonderImStillAwake
They did the math, if you were to tax the top 1% at 100% of their income, it still wouldn't have covered what he planned on spending
AgolfHiller
Source
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Lower your military expanses will also cover a lot and pls source your statement
GodEmperor0fMankind
I'm not at all disagreeing with you, I was saying the same thing throughout the primaries, but just a hypothetical:
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
Even a fraction of that 660 billion dollars a year could do a hell of a lot though.