He's taking a nap because he's pooped
On the rare occasion that I have to go to the post office and there's ONE person working behind the counter...
My favorite scene from last night's episode
MRW my niece chooses Super Freak as her song and dances provocatively in a children's beauty pageant in California
View from the top of Cucamonga Peak in the San Bernardino National Forest in So Cal
I wish this was my superpower
MRW I make chocolate chip pancakes for someone who's never had them
I can't be alone...
It's great how groupon tailors deals for you (I'm a 25 year old man)
For those that are regulars, or semi-regulars at the gym...
Canadian football...
Is Creed running the CDC?
Tyrian speaking to Daenerys after the battle at King's Landing
I immediately regret this decision
Rest in Peace Uncle Phil, you'll be missed
Just started watching Rick and Morty, it's quickly becoming one of my favorite shows
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Haven't seen this one on here before
Who Wears Short Shorts?
Revolving door...you're doing it wrong
Title
"Hey guys, I can do parkour now"
Appropriate response...
Any time I start to feel sorry for myself...
The definition of a close call...
Grilling...you're doing it wrong
Zombie!
On the magic school bus...OH GOD!
MRW my roommate introduces me to r/spacedicks
This is the kinda girl I need to find
After having been dumped 6 months ago, I've realized that this describes me perfectly right now...
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"
This actually saved me from getting a parking ticket last year. Every car on the street had a ticket but me.
So that's why all these rappers are saying SWAG...
Reflexes...he has them
Just Reached "Liked". Time to dance!
What are you gonna do today? I think I'll go in the backyard and climb a mountain!