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Imgur, I need your help
As you can see I met this lovely lady on tinder the other day. She was natural beauty and how could I say no to that?
Here is my profile, brutally honest in some ways more than others. But whatever, I matched the pretty piece of pizza, didn't I?
Right away she took a personal shot at me about not making the front page before. It hurt, I can't deny it. But now I need your help to earn this pizza date. Two guys and a pizza place is a local place we have here and its dominant, help me, to eat her. Wait what?
imwoodyhowdyhowdy
Here we go again.
samosas
I thought we talked about this.
halcyon240
ew stop
moosecarnage
Two guys and a pizza place? How ironic, because that's what's gonna happen when you get there, go on a date with a dude.
tonynuaman
This is so cringey, how the fuck did it end up on the front page?
Mkminister
Don't ask for front page...
drjid
Let front page ask for you
marasmus222
This is FP ringing. I request your presence.
Felman
What the fuck happened to this site?
vaneri
New people
LordSkeltal
Amen brother.
Czethros
Good luck, but downvote.
FaceMeetMace
The look on your face says your blackout hookup from last night just told you she is actually a he.
GalerionTheMystic
I don't know, she seems kind of cheezy.
drjid
Very sausy too
TheBluntSoldier
Didnt she want OC? Does this count as OC? i dunno guys seems kinda lame to me tbh...
MegaDeuce
All I read was "two guys" and "dominant" and "eat her". I need to go find a church or something.
exiledrogue
Good luck, but your profile is terrible :')
normandy247
post sucks
brendobaby
"Looking forward to meeting my ex wife" horrible
mikeatike
Please stop.
fauxnews
This is the stupidest thing I've never cared about.
fauxnews
I really, really, reeeeheeeeally wouldn't want to be OP's friend. The subtext of this entire post reads: "I'm basic, I'm a tool, and I suck"
FatBlackHitler
And pizzaslut still wants to suck the facepubes off him. This is what happens when we let the jews take over our educational system. Smdh
DankMimesRUs
Lol. Oh Hitler...
Whitetiger7654
She said with OC. This copy cat bullshit.
H4stings1066
Best of luck @OP, but I downvoted. This whole "omg sex for fp lols" bullshit rustles my jimmies.
Alexir
Cringeeeeeeeeeeeee
drfunknstein
I woke up today and wondered, 'how can I cockblock a dude across the ocean?' I won't do that to you, OP. Go get her.
RoastedSalted
That's every morning for me. I thought I was the only one...
LionHeart31337
She's probably as round as a pizza. God speed solider.
ets57
Across the pond*
deftgetfunk
Same
midnightartemis
These comments are savage
gsdluvr
I feel old. Is it really acceptable to girls now for guys to talk about wanting to have sex before you even have a first date?
leroidemort
8 inches tall with a 6 foot dick
cfgtech
you should be top comment lol HA
zaaneek
Hi #1 ...
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quantumpacket
i have questions
zaaneek
It's from a YouTube video called "Pizza Balls"
JustaFlirt
heyy
umpbumpfizz
Maybe don't watch this is you suffer from epilepsy. I mean, you probably aren't on the internet if you do, seems like a bad idea, but yeah.
zaaneek
NSFPWPS: Not Safe For People With Photo Sensitivity?
pixarpizza
thanks for the heads up to others.
ThaiMaiShu
[Reads two seperate measurements comment in bio], -1
Padair19
I know, I'm actually taller than 6 feet
1AMTHEBATMAN
Well isn't this a strange thing. Your post makes the front page and this comment reaches oblivion! haha
Padair19
If I could do it again, I would write this comment over and put the exact same thing! Cheers
1AMTHEBATMAN
I wouldn't blame you! You need to lose some points so the front page doesn't get to your head and change you
FatBlackHitler
that doesnt give u the right to be a hitler m8
Padair19
Sorry what?
FatBlackHitler
thats wot i thought. hitler
Padair19
Right on! Keep being you!
dotes
fuck this shit
DankMimesRUs
Yeah, screw you @OP!
IAmTheSpiderBro
Right? I already hate these, but this one has to be the most nauseating one yet.
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
She said if he made FP with OC, this isn't OC, this is shit
GlennBecksChalkboard
All i can think when I see these is "ugh..."
Gian4MVP
Every time
StubbyJohnson
I'm actually disappointed Usersub let this one slip through. It's like the sentinals breaching the ship in the matrix. Hit the EMP!
LassKibble
That's not how it works.Nothing just "slips through." You want to stop it happening? Browse user submitted and downvote.
avi8tor
@OP
ResidentOfWinland
Wish I could downvote posts like this more than once.
WallCrawlerArt
I'm kinda hoping he gets catfished.
chilipizza
I hope it's actually some dude with a piece of pizza.
shittyshibe
Yeah, I'm sure when she sees you begging strangers to help you fuck her she'll be really impressed with you.
donkeymoney
but...but...free pizza!
Vegainthemirror
She called the bet. So, why should he not try to get to FP now?
DidSomebodySaySpiderManThread
she'll go through with it, probably because she's ugly
Vegainthemirror
Whatever it will be, an update would be appreciated, @OP
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
You get my upvote OP but, for the love of boobs, change your damn bio to something less cringeworthy!
WanderingOnion
I can see, and appreciate, the humour in 'looking to meet my future ex-wife', but everything below that had me cringing.
PirateFroglet
And the picture is ok but a bit stark. Maybe a bit of colour in the background and smile!
LifeDoesntDescriminate
This is a swipe left for sure :O
LivingDecomposition
Do people even read bios on Tinder?
TheOriginalYeti
For the love of boobs!!!
frankiefurter00
Amen sista
WisdomPlaytime
OP could be this man: http://calgaryherald.com/news/crime/charges-pending-after-weapon-complaint-and-lethbridge-school-lockdown
babbzilla
I mean... It is Tinder.
Nitara
We all know you don't have an eight inch peen.
MoooCow
The caption in his gallery honest made it worse. Brutally honest? Okay
SpidermansStupidButtcrack
Yeah man, come on. You have a decent face shape, and all your hair. Just relax a little.
sometimescoffeetastesliketuna
Agreed. That profile... Yeeks.
Faylom
I think the original is funny. This guy stole it and made it not funny at the same time
Imghurrr
Hey that's just like all of imgur's memes!
UncleWashy
Agreed, the funny part was the casual self-deprecation. This is just bragging. Then again, some gals like a braggart...
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Well if you like a braggart, how about you meet someone who's 6 foot 2 inches? And yes, those are two separate measurements. ;)
TheMayorOfTittyCity
The "two separate measurements" line always makes me feel all face-punchy
CoolSnackChris
Made me want to deliver one right in his suckhole
Leonon
Even when it's self-depreciating, like 4'3"?
WisdomPlaytime
In that case, it's perfectly fine.
cfgtech
You have my vote mayor especially with a name like that. Does your name match the description
WisdomPlaytime
I don't understand what two separate measurements means. Please assist.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
"6 foot 8 inches, two separate measurements." Height and penis length
ThePastmaster
How could I not see that!? >_<
Manateechica
Oooooh. Wow. Yea I was confused too. Thanks for the clarification. Just went right over my head
WisdomPlaytime
You have informed me. I will go eat a cookie soon. Those are unrelated facts.
TheGoblinPopper
They don't have to be unrelated.... they could get married, rhat would make them related.
pwnz805
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oldstumpy
Hello fellow albertan
bootyman
Yay, more Albertans :D
IDontknowSomethingcoolIGuess
Hello, Friends. :3
priapism4prez
He's from Leth, no wonder this is so cringey
IOnlyEverWantedToGoToHogwarts
Hello fellow Uleth people
MainSane
Ulethian checking in.
euphoricle
There are literally dozens of us!
IOnlyEverWantedToGoToHogwarts
Dozens!
EAAAAAAAGLEEEEEEE
There are dozens of us!
MisterCanadian
DOZENS!
oldstumpy
DOZENS!
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
I went to lethbridge once. Once.
canadiantallguy
I went there too. It was terrible
UnicorninBanff
Come to Banff. It's magical!
Dsharppe
It's really windy, but the Slice is a decent live music venue. Also, one time when I was at the Denny's, someone punched out Marilyn Manson.