MRW I bend my GF's double-jointed thumb back.
11
4
4587
MRW watching the NCAA Championship and the GF asks if there's a third half.
3
11
628
When you and your boy from Japan get a hold of some loud before a press conference
-4
7
80
MRW the GF wants to talk it out after a heated debate
16
2
275
MRW I take a fat dump but nothing is there when I get up.
13
8
182
Shocked MRI
5
4
717
MRW helping the GF peer review a paper.
7
13
2504
MRW I'm accessorizing outfits during Imgur blackouts
5
1
364
It took me 5 minutes.
-4
1
357
MRW a guy asks me if I want to take it outside
6
3
174
Move bitch!!!
19
11
1813
Birds show on radar after earthquake
4
0
108
"Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance?"
6
5
2864
MRW I work nights and leave the laptop charger at home
14
2
119
Happy Cake Day! 4 years!
4
1
1
MRW Imgur is over capacity at 2 am
-5
16
34
My son's reaction when I have to help him find his confidence after being with family all day.
22
5
190
Restored my faith in humanity
19
0
78
Oklahoma Y'all
-3
0
39
Reason 295 mom would kick my ass
-6
1
51
Really, USA Today?
50
37
107
Every morning...
9
8
72
MRW I find that my little brother's mistress got his newest baby's name tattooed on her.
10
21
71
You guys were wrong
14
7
48
GF and I drove up to Pike's Peak today.
13
11
72
Got wood on the carpet with no shop-vac?
8
8
22
So, this is real.
25
12
187
North Korea weighing in.
7
10
142
My reaction towards those that thought the FREE Yahoo stream of a NFL game wasn't going to be shit.
19
6
1085
MRW when my boss calls me this afternoon to ask if I want to work on the middle day of my 3 day weekend.
17
6
2287
MRW she got paid today, took my last $60, and tries to shame me for not having any money to see a movie with.
13
17
269
MRW I ate beans for dinner and remembered to point the fan directly at her before laying down.
8
3
238
MRW I'm at work overnight and a drunk lady wants in.
5
3
267
Everything works out
9
6
59
It happens all the time
18
10
50
MRW I see my rep getting close to 666
-5
10
65
MRW I wake up, get laid, the girlfriend leaves for work, and I get to wake and bake by myself.
5
9
1637
My girl when she wakes up and sees I'm in the living room with beer bottles and MJ everywhere.
8
17
474
MRW I'm passing the blunt and the other person is not paying attention.
23
4
162