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Cat tax.
Source: http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html
Other sauce: http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/hotsauceworld_2253_92418990
WriteStuff
"Yes you will" "...No I won't!" LMFAO!
bushidopirate
"have some respect" --just sent violently threatening hate mail
itlurks
Was looking to see if someone pointed that out. +1. I wish he had said something about that
catfootironclaw
Original source. ...http://www.27bslash6.com/
kofiddleboy
Literally from 2010. Check the timestamps.
tootiredtofindagoodnickname
I dont know why but I read it in a british accent, am I the only one?
spittytrinkles
David Thorne originally hails from Adelaide, South Australia. He worked down the street from my old house.
SinisterDelight
As someone who grew up in West Virginia I just want to clear the air that all of us do not sex up sheep or our cousins. That said, lmfao!
ScrewedUpBadAndMadeNewAccount
Hate to be "that guy" but I live in West Virginia, and you can't substitute for a real pig on dates anymore. Fucking PETA.
aphallatosis
I just had the unique experience of hating both parties of a conversation while laughing my ass off the whole time.
nextgenpants
A .32 hmm? Got grandpa's prohibition-era moonshine runnin' gun, huh junior?
RoninSven
It's a euphemism. ;)
derekn
I've deleted you all from Imgur so don't bother replying to me, I won't read it.
SpyceyBrycey
Well, if you won't be reading any of this, my social security number is TWELVE.
flawlessangel
Yes you will.
CtrlAltFone
Yes you will. Or not, I´m a comment, not the police.
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
Yes you will.
0invaliduser0
I wouldnt have told him which friend I was on FB. I'd fuck with him for months. xD
nihilityfarce
That bit about picking the name "Oscar Wilde" because it would have no relevance to him omg.
TheRealEalonMusk
Love how the subject of each email changes towards the end.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
I love that he thinks the cops would care about a fake Facebook account but not assault and hate crimes.
DetectivePikachu2
He threatened to kill the guy. That's enough to get you thrown in jail
EveryoneSaysMyCommentFirstButIsayItAnyways
He even told the guy to "have respect". Delusion is a dangerous weapon.
TheRiffTheRaff
Not to mention death threats - and he left a permanent record of his death threat on the internet.
Sugarcrotch
Well obviously you don't know how serious Facebook is. Its like so so serial
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
Super cereal!
admiralawesome4213
why has no one pointed out that this guy called Charleston, West Virginia "the best country in the world"? so much cringe as an american
GIsLife
I sincerely hope he meant that West Virginia is in "the best country in the world", if not I really don't know what to think of humanity
Sunruine
I noticed that, and I was sad.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
We were trying to pretend it didn't happen, thanks for drawing attention to it.
MisterAssHat
I know I'm late, but I'm browsing random... I grew up in W.V., and aside from the scenic beauty, it's a fucking cess-pool out there
thegriffin88
Well there's America, and then there's West Virginia. Also Mississippi, Alabama and a good portion of Texas and Florida.
eeebs
Where?
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
I thought he meant West Virginia, Best country in the world as a substitute for West Virginia, USA
diabolicalpenguinarmyoverulesallupvotes
Yes. This is why commas matter. Or as he would say, comas.
jmitch2197
As someone from Charleston, WV I can confirm it is the best damn country in the world.
SpawNick
Get er doneee
DeBOWSS
Yeah, Fuck those backwards people who live in Huntington
Noigl
Hey now
whiteknightfellinmud
That's West By-God Virginia to yall
NipplesTheEnchiIada
As someone from Charleston, SC. Fuck you, we have a fort!
TheWitchKing0fAngmar
You're goddamn right.
SpyceyBrycey
There was a girl in my 9th grade World History class who thought that North Dakota was a continent.
itsthesciece
0.0
PleasePutYourFatFingerDown
There was a girl during our senior year of high school that was shocked to discover that Alaska is a state...
OmegaDawning
As a West Virginian, so much cringe and embarrassment..
Sugarcrotch
I'm so sorry. But im sure that this once person doesn't represent your whole state.
Sugarcrotch
I'm so sorry. But im sure that this once person doesn't represent your whole state.
Sugarcrotch
I'm so sorry. But im sure that this once person doesn't represent your whole state.
Sugarcrotch
I'm so sorry. But im sure that this once person doesn't represent your whole state.
imnotsorryformakingthisusername
Yeehaw y'all
goyourownway
Re: tarded and Re: dneck
HornyZebras
Came to find this comment. +1
liliputian7
This is so old I have it in a fucking book http://www.tarcherbooks.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/InternetPlayground-NEW.jpg
pangolyns
yup i have both his books, love him
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pangolyns
uuhh... why didn't I know this already?!! Thanks for the info
spaceasaurus
Ditto. Every time I read them I laugh. Every damn time.
SassySashay
omg this is the baddest burn iv ever heard : two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planets rotational axis DAYYYMMMMMM
RichPurnellisaSteelyEyedMissileMan
Savage AF
Zixtank
Honestly the best burn I've read to date.
sheshazelnuts
MRW:
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RandAIFlagg
not a burn but I really chuckled at "as dark as an adequate simile describing just how black it actually was"
Megawolfy
I cried a little lol
picklejuices
This just made me want two family buckets of kfc....fire death in the sun here we come....
thehairybarister
DEEEEEE STROYYYYYED
DerDopestPope
http://m.imgur.com/XS5LK
TheCanadianMountain
reference game: ON POINT!!!!!
indapooper
Bruh, I can't handle your reference game right now
importvita
What reference?
Jonmitch
As a West Virginian, I promise all of you that George is a terrible representation of my state. His behavior is just as appalling to me.
mateysaidwot
"Did she eat them?"
theMostUsernameOfAll
So Long; Did Read... absolutely worth it! +1
jrau18
David Thorne is ALWAYS worth reading.
Mookystick
SL; DR
thecakeisaspy
Love this guy long time. Check the Formal complaints against him by a co-worker http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html
Kliamovich
hx50
http://www.27bslash6.com/ Go read his other stuff "Missing Missy" is probably my favorite.
seventhallycat
Yes, my favorite as well: http://27bslash6.com/missy.html
returningtothetangentathand
I've read his website and it is obviously that he's a foggot.
hx50
You should totally send him an email and let him know about that.
zombona
10 Formal Complaints is definatly my favorite read.
jrau18
10 Formal Complaints is a classic.
IPeeInCheerios
I was not going to read it until I saw this commemt, wow you were right +1
jrau18
Go to his site. He is very consistent with his quality.
yoda727
This.
TheRealFireFrenzy
much this many wow...
Narcarsiss
That was intense jesus.
newsguycraigevans
I've seen this before and I read it all again. It's simply a thing of beauty.
BigJu
Freaking goooooooooold!!!
GBWI
http://www.27bslash6.com/blockbuster.html
jackindisguise
5 years ago.
ItsTheFinalCountdown
It is absolutely glorious
Ravenuser
"Masterpiece. 10/10" - IGN
TownsendV228
"Not enough COD. 2/10" - IGN, probably.
TheRealFireFrenzy
much this many wow...
doihearanamen
I was hoping I wasn't the only one reading that whole thing! Definitely worth it.
zackofspades
'Yes you will', best mic-drop worthy win.
shinyRK9
☐ Not REKT ☐ REKT ☐ SUPER REKT ☐ MEGA REKT ☑ OPTIMUS PRIME RIDING A ROBO FIRE-BREATHING TYRANNOSAURUS REKT
FlyingTigerRose
(Removes hat respectfully, at Rekt level described so perfectly.)
verydarkchocolate
tarded re:tarded dneck re:dneck +1 the best troll is subtle:')
wahchoolookinat
my favorite part :)
DeadlyMidnight
Holy fucking subtle troll... that was amazing
PoniesEatGrass
shiiiiiiit ... i didnt even SEE that until now. all because of you. an imgur hero.
Twister22
*becasue
verydarkchocolate
naww ty<3 not the hero imgur deserves but the hero imgur doesn't exactly need
Speldrawng
The best part is that ol' George didn't get 99% of it.
Kildar1479
Sadly this person does represent a significant population of the US. My apologies to the rest of the world from the non assholes in the US
GBWI
Accepted!
TheImaginaraGuy
Its ok.. we got them also.. GROUPHUG! /therestoftheworld
nextgenpants
A significant teenaged population I think would be more accurate, maybe venturing into early 20s.
Kildar1479
I disagree. The vast majority of people I see act like this are adults. Ever been to the southern US? Bigot assholes everywhere, all ages
Some0neSetUpUsTheBomb
As a Southerner (South Carolina), this is kind of saddening. We just like to serve sweet tea and enjoy the summer rain from a porch, y'know?
nextgenpants
Yes I have, I can't say I've had the same experience (personally). South aside, the US as a whole, this is more likely to come from a teen
Kildar1479
Ill agree that teens act like this but not that its more likely to come from one. Plus they learned it somewhere, betting it was adults.
nextgenpants
knowing that it's derogatory (though not fully understanding it) and immaturely using it to describe things or people you don't like. 2/2
schopier
Significant in a purely numerical sense, might I add. They lead forgettable, insignificant lives.
Inamedmycatafterfood
Yeah, while it was entertaining it also made a little sad.
chestercopperpotsgaylovechild
You don't speak for the rest of the US population.
LetsGoWVU
Dear Fellow West Virginians: STOP SETTING OUR WHOLE STATE BACK 30 YEARS. Thanks.
prokchopsandwiches
As a fellow West Virginian I cringed when I saw he was representing so poorly.
SenorSeniorSr
As a Huntington native, I RARELY see stupidity of this level. Most of our idiots are killing themselves with bad batches of heroin.
havefunfindingme
Thank you so much. This is why our state has such a bad name.
Spaminal
As as fellow West Virginian, this! Let's Go, Mountaineers!
mooselikestoparty
Not sure why you got downvoted. +1 for Mountaineers.
Bigemedic
If WV was brought forward 30 years, they'd still be stuck in the 1920s.
xdevo
I can only wish WV could say it was in the 1980's.
KillingTheJoke1
Mouth breathing bubbas can't be stopped
JrElmoe
I love it when idiots threaten to call the police then follow up with several illegal threats.
FlyingTigerRose
Amazing just how often that happens.
linkskywalker14
I've always been uncomfortable with the tactic of attacking a man by attacking the physical appearance of his girlfriend/wife. It's icky.
Zeetoois
SO glad I'm not the only one.
metaleaf
That makes me a little uncomfortable each time this is reposted.
Some0neSetUpUsTheBomb
Any guy that insults someone by also insulting someone else along with/in place of them seems significantly less witty for some reason.
Churusa
I don't think George or anyone else cares what his significant other looks like, but people like redneck boy are easily offended that way.
linkskywalker14
The fact that the attacker doesn't care about what they're saying doesn't make it less uncomfortable that they said it.
TheycallmetheDoddOne
It also seems like he's trying to sound smarter and smarter as he goes on. I dunno, it just seems like Captain Cranky is uneducated and
TheycallmetheDoddOne
Foggot talking down to him just makes him seem dumb too. "Never argue with a fool, bystanders may not be able to tell the difference" or w.e
NormaGinTonic
It's make me uncomfy too. It's funny at the beggining but he try too much too look "smart" but turn just ...mean and pathetic.
laughatmecasey
Yes you will. Amazing...
capnkitkat
I won't read your comment.
jalapenochip
fag
tieyoutotheradiatorandwhispersweetnothings
Re:dneck
MisterGrammar
Re:tarded
BatterFluffyFlaps
He totally got him with this and I can guarantee it went unnoticed. A shame.
ThatRussian
This was a fantastic read. Oh man. I love this guy. #nohomo though
birdm4n
WoooW! +1
GreyPilgrim90
Troll level 10 trillion
znom
troll level: jedi
StephLovik
Best part. :P
BearForce1
Check out the subject lines on the last couple messages too. Classic.
baubaugo
Yeehaw, Ya'll.
pmaguire13
Re: tarded and Re: dneck I love it
Caleborate
thanks
OhSquiggilyLine
Holy shit I missed that!!
BLTwithoutlettuceortomatoplease
Re:
Basementcat
Re:Re:Re:Re
TyrionLannisterTheImp
dneck
ReddishRaddish
tarded
icyanddicey
Thanks. I just got to "tarded" and wondered what that meant. I assumed it was an american thing. Lol'd afterwards
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Ohhh, nice touch.
AbzM
http://imgur.com/9VQXIAg
grumpatsurrisrex
No I won't.
BoxofBoxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0#t=m17s
SkyrimForTheDragons
Yes you did. (Argument clinic anyone?)
DarkUranium
When?
LLCoolBeans
Just now
DarkUranium
No I didn't!
missJupiler
"you just did"
jaegybomb
Doesn't really fit. Seems like he enjoys the fact that most of this is going over the asshole's head.
MisterNesbitt
No I didnt.
quantumpacket
Foggot!
MisterNesbitt
I knew we'd get along well.
YoureGonnaNeedABodyBag
"Is she also your sister?" GOLD
xscythe7x
I was a fan of "as dark as an adequate simile"
nyyfan0627
The guy never said she wasn't....
GBWI
Good point
3ridani
If that's the case, shouldn't he be dead if her family died in an accident?
nyyfan0627
Perhaps only the parents?
nyyfan0627
I don't begin to admit that I know the inter workings of a Charleston family though.
lildeidei
Did she eat them? Was my favorite.
blankeyed
Lmao
Sugarcrotch
I liked the yes you will at the end
lildeidei
Yeah that too was glorious.
Inamedmycatafterfood
Ooooo I was just going to say that.
DoctorDoomWhale
"Did she eat them?"
importvita
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
amyrose
That's when I lost it
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
Asking the right questions
ISuckAtImgur
I almost never lose it when spending my time in the depths of imgur, but I lost it there. I like this guy.
kaiserdas19
I cant even
hesychasticextrovert
Guilty laugh there.
Stuebydoo
Classic David
doesthisbricksmelllikechlorophormtoyou
stone fucking cold lol
Lockerkid
And that was where I lost my shit
WhoHasOneThumbAndWayTooMuchInternet
Fucking laughed so hard at that one XD
TheIceQueen
Rekt
queenofjungle
Dunno who the guy is, but I just became a fan!! Sass level is +9000 ! :D
anneka
He fabricates a majority of the content on his site. Take this with a truck load of salt.
thisismymainaccount
...also i read your name as queefofjungle, sorry about that...
DrJackBright
Sad part is, that probably already is an account
thisismymainaccount
Really, dude got like 3 book published, go read his website now ! http://www.27bslash6.com/
neondemonn
He's great.
MasterOfEntropy
This is still his best one: http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
smasher543
I lost it on the one with the cat on the Lost title screen
ItsCaptain0bvious
I don't know, paying a debt with a drawing of a spider is my favourite by far. Been a fan of his stories for years.
Kerryblue
I saw this many years ago, and I still laugh my ass off every time I re-read it. This man is a snarky genius.
TamandCheese
This was great
lsmolich
I'm in tears reading this. Holy shit
LiquidPoo
I have yet to read anything on the internet better than this.
ChunLisThighs
Fine that will have to do
m5vf
had to read to the end to get the joke but i chuckled, thanks for that
queenofjungle
I laughed, but he was being an ass tbh :P
AnAtrociousAffiliationasanAlliteration
I believe the point was that if it was so urgent and had her up all night in tears then why was she getting someone else to do it?
FreshCaviar
He has a lot of these, and they're funny for a while, but eventually just get sad as you realize that he's a huge asshole.
Conradian
Not really. He doesn't go out of his way to provoke this, so not really an arsehole.
Kerryblue
Found the Brit.
Conradian
Damn you caught me.
queenofjungle
I can't comment since I haven't read his work much, but why do you think he's an asshole? Does he start it or goad people unnecessarily?
jrau18
Quite a LOT of them are just entirely fake. Too many people subscribe to the whole "It's on the internet, it must be true!" mentality.
stopstalkingmeplease
Even if majority of his stuff is fabricated, most of it makes him seem dickish albeit funny.
queenofjungle
Offcourse it's not true just because it's on the internet! I know because I read it in an article... On the internet.. :P
ninmonkey
But if people lie on the internet, it means you're lying about lying... which means the internet was telling the truth. Which means you told
ninmonkey
the truth about lying ... does not compute... http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200306/tos-037-captain-kirk-confronts/320x240.jpg
igotthatreferance
Harry Potter level of sass?
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queenofjungle
Now I feel like I don't ! I'd no idea about him, but @IntensiveSleeper has educated me :)
lolcaek
I feel like I live under a rock :(
AetherMcLoud
Discount Ralph Fiennes