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Oct 7, 2015 6:31 PM

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I love Top Gear but Jermey Clarkson is a bit of an jerk

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Prime subscriber it pleases me to hear of this news.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh hey it's that jerk who punches people.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you have made my little heart titter :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a wonderful way to start. I can't wait until then can find 3 Koenesenadjhgajhfoaifjwenjsahgjhsakfal's to race.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't upvote enough

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

CLARRRRRKSOOOONNNNNN!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This... This makes me so happy.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

HOLY SHIT! ARE THEY BEGINNING THE SHOW WITH THE RACE? HOLY SHIT!

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

For those of us who might shamefully be behind on some TG, can you give me a head's up on said race?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In season 22, TG tried to get the three cars in a race, but non of the manufacturers could agree on some details, until...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

on the second to last episode, the race was on, but Jeremy decided to get the show on hold and later canceled, by punching a producer.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahh, perfect. Thanks for update. Currently a few series behind. You kind, internet stranger - get a doot, perhaps 3.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just gonna wait for Jeremy to get fired from this one too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i like how everybody forgets that that guy punched someone and basically gets off scot free

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

And said racist shit too.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It was a shove.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

you dont fire someone as famous as that, essentially cancel the show over a shove.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Rich cunts like that tend to blow little things like that out of proportion.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Am I the only one who couldn't care less about this show?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ha! Possibly. I used to think it was funny until I realised it was as scripted as any other TV show :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is scripted but the chemistry between those three is impossible to ignore.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I guess so.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if that's a skeleton crew how huge was the crew making Top Gear?! ...or was that sarcasm?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

yes

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Helpful, that was not...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Much sarcasm, very wow.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Top gear, but not top gear +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nope no skeletons there

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clarkson, not one of those guys is a skeleton, you lying piece of shit

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Appropriate:

11 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 4

Spoopy.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Updooooooot

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Skeleton crew: because the flesh is weak.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck I love these guys

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HAMMOND!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope one of them doesn't bring him a cold dinner

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

is Hammond rocking a killer mullet?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really hope Kiff the 1 armed sound man is in there somewhere.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't think I've ever been so happy!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Primal Gear

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I accidentally bought an Amazon Prime account now. And so excited! :)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

If you happen to be a college student, you can get 6 months free (minus video and music) and then prime is 50% off!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life is full of happy accidents haha

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you forgot to stop payment after the 30 day trial too?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

hey me too! I was a day late, but after seeing this post I don't really mind!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone with no Prime account, is there another way I can watch this, or do I just wait until it inevitably gets put online somewhere?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If you don't want to pay for Prime you can just buy individual episodes from Amazon.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What? Literally no one in that crew is a skeleton

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

Was looking for this comment. Thanks for delivering! :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What does that actually mean? Film people? Help

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It means just enough crew to get you by. He was being very sarcastic, lol.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Some1 downvoted u, but yeah thats a slightly bigger crew than theyre used to, they used to shoot on 0.5-1m an episode and now they have 4.5

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skeleton crew means "small." Like less people than you would typically have.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ahh ok, thanks

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The fascinating part of this is Netflix turned them down, saying in effect: We've had Top Gear, we know it's numbers, it's not worth it.

11 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 9

I think they got outbid

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe if Netflix included all episodes and not just a few seasons and episodes here and there

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have bbc replay content, not new OC. Different value: I didn't give two shits about amazon prime before, now strongly considering it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a terrible idea though. A lot of top gear fans won't touch Netflix version because of the censorship.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazon payed an insane price, it will never make a profit but they need it to lure customers to their service. Netflix doesn't need to.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I honestly think the streaming service for Amazon Prime is awful. I'll never subscribe until they make all the videos free! (especially 4k!)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

maybe that's because netflix kept editing their shows and ruining them. they even took complete episodes out. I stopped watching on there.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be honest Top Gear does not sound like a cheap show and Jeremy's definitely not easy to work with.

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

sorry that barely made any sense at all, i must be drunk again

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

considering each game of thrones episode costs 6 million, house of cards costs more, and all their programming is at least 4 mil an 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

2/3 top gear, which amazon are budgeting at 4.5m per episode is very reasonable, but which used to shoot at anywhere from 500k to 800k an

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

3/3 episode, is really not an expensive proposition.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Amazon paid a quarter of a billion dollars for the new show and the hosts. They're popular but 250 million is a lot of money to make back

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Considering the number of viewers they get? That should be a cakewalk of it's done well

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Amazon's plan isnt even to make the money back on the show. They lose money on almost everything. They want users.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think its more about returns have you got any idea how much this costs to film per day vs their normal show? They probably can't afford it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm curious, numbers as in expenses to produce the show or as in viewership of past episodes on Netflix?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Numbers as in their audience on Netflix compared with what Top Gear was asking for.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since all Netflix does is air the old episodes of TG, probably numbers meaning viewership.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They took half the old ones down

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'd only had the most recent few seasons for a while now, that's not related to any punchings or firings.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's insane. Top gear is the only show I can watch, re-watch and still be intrigued and laugh over and over. I love you Netflix, but WTF!

11 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 5

Its a cult favorite. I like it for its humor. I can see how a majority of Netflix viewers don't go for it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@netflix how could you!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's also a really expensive show to produce. Amazon works differently; maybe it makes financial sense under their strategy.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Amazon doesn't care if they lose money (for 20 years), that's their financial strategy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazon thinks Not-Top-Gear will drive Prime memberships. They might be right, the show has diehard fans.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Netflix original series cost more to make than topgear

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure about Amazon original series, but under prime a lot of content you still pay for.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what I mean. For Netflix a good show might attract more subscribers. For Amazon people will* pay directly for good content.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Depends if they make it a pay-per-episode like most of their 3rd party TV or roll it into Prime

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why would they want to spend a fortune on a show that's been done before by three aging blokes who want 100% editorial control?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Because it printed money for the BBC bringing in over 75M USD annually with a global viewership of 350M people?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If 2% of that 350M is wiling to pay 99/yr for Amazon Prime and Gear Knobs (or whatever) that's just shy of 700M USD. A year.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cause its the best god damn show on television

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Honestly id rather do time in prison for planting an axe in clarksons face than sit and watch an episode with him in it... i like hammond.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

you probably like the tesla dont you

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Amazon Prime is $100 a year, gives you free shipping on millions of Amazon items and gives you access to their streaming content.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They know the numbers they get showing 4+ year old episodes of Top Gear, not new episodes. That's an embarrassing thing for them to say.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I always find it adorable when some fucking moron on the internet thinks he knows more about business than a 28 billion dollar company.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

I always find it adorable when some fucking moron on the internet can't articulate himself without being a loudmouthed asshole.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I could articulate myself all sorts of ways. But I prefer to treat a pig like a pig, no reason to sweet talk it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I'm a pig for pointing out that there's a difference between exclusive new episodes and reruns that are on and have been on for years?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Waiit, I am no expert on the cars, but are those 3 cars that were supposed to compete vs each other on Top Gear?

11 years ago | Likes 800 Dislikes 2

That I have to say is just such a badass way to open the show!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Omigod Omigod Omigod

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They are

11 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 0

"Were" but couldn't get arrangements completed

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Amazon .

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

U can just buy these cars on Amazon ? Do they offer free shipping ?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

McLaren P1, Porsche 918, and the Ferrari the Ferrari!!!

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

This comment is not getting the attention it deserves.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Upvroom!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for being on my level

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats not the 918 on the right

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

It's a like the race edition, basically a different paint job.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, I thought the same thing. I just had to convince myself. Seeing it in white shows how much the front looks like a Ferrari.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes, they're all super powered and super light hybrids.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes and being driven by their factory-approved television presenters...

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And Amazon is already beating the BBC top gear and the show hasn't even aired!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wait, jeremy clarkson is back on the show?!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's a laferrari, a 918 spyder and a p1, but I'm no expert

11 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

As an expert, I can safely say that you are right.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

And two busses.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a non expert but someone that relatively knows their shit with cars, yes, that is correct

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I'm not a rapper

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a car guy, you are correct. LaFararri, P1, and 918 spyder

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

If you're really a "car guys" you'd know how to spell LaFerrari.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Son of a typo. I didn't even pay attention to the spelling.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes it's the Ferrari the Ferrari

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you are right

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

+1only for your username ... But .... But why ?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

For left is the Ferrari The Ferrari.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I would take the P1 any day. Not because it's the best,but cos it's sexier than any woman I have ever seen. Ever.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BINGO!

11 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 2

When does the first episode come out?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

November 18, 2016

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a bingo!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

THAT'S a BINGO!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched Top Gear all the time since I was a kid, but could you please explain for... a friend?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

top gear was ended mid series. those three cars were supossed to be raced in the half we never saw.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

ya i was so upset when they got cancelled and was afraid that amazon picking them up was fake...makes me very happy to see this.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yes

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WE HAVE A WINNER!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Chicken dinner!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The crew would be larger, but most of them quit after Jeremy punched them in the face

11 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 17

Which is why his crew now consists entirely of skeletons, who don't feel anything when you punch them in the face.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Spooky

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I liked Top Gear, but I feel like it's weird that imgur is celebrating that Jeremy got the last laugh when he assaulted someone.

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 16

The internet needs to get over the fact that shows end. All three presenters are pretty old now, too.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 12

Ehh it's a lot more complicated than that. Apparently they were treated terribly on some of their trips, and Jeremy was going through a 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2 Major cancer scare at the time. That doesn't excuse violence, but it puts it in more of a gray area.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm willing to give him another chance. If it came out that he was consistently violent that would be a while other thing

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Well, the other two followed him, so they can't think he is too bad of a person.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because he entertained thousands of people on a show that everyone, even people not into cars, loved. And then he was fired over nothing.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 23

Him and Chris Brown did nothing wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

You can hardly compare the two, can you?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 16

He beat someone till they went to hospital. He should go to jail, not have an uproar that his show got cancelled.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just to be clear, did he punch someone or did he brutalise him completely that he was left within an inch or his life? Genuine question

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't call punching a colleague in the face, nothing.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

I would. It's not very professional and not a friendly gesture but that guy didn't have to be such a pussy about it.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 18

Even if he didn't report it, it was a work event and you would still be fired for it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0