MFW my hand is turning transparent (OC)
MRW my gf texts to say she is breaking up with me to date my friend
viralize
Tive your goast a pitle
RIP CITY
Excited to give this away
At least he didn't draw a foul...
Turns out she did get to change her email address
♬ A PIXELATED WRECKING BALL ♬
Commuter thoughts
Ban people
Got the call right after she kicked me out of her apartment
Apparently the pooping bandit is still at it near Ann Arbor
Old but good add to gallery because fuck it
Pragmatism beats 'HOPE'
Bachelor Life
Hovergirl
Teddy
SPUTNIK
A reminder that delivery has yet to occur
When me Ma asked my brother and I to put the lights on the tree
Arnold Dump
You made fun of his airport candid, but now he's a world champion
Eddie
Jeremy Clarkson Scottish Ball Bag (AKA Sporran)
SPUTNIK
Texts from dog
Fuck you, Dan
It was good money too... but then the internet happened
Corvette. In a handicapped spot. At a hospital. With the Marlboro logo on the side.
I'm just a lizard wizard in a blizzard, yo. Nothing to see here.
I miss my cakeday every year, and I miss her when we're apart
Daario winks
I'm late, but this happened 20 years and 1 day ago.
When you put it that way...
Testicles: the great greek warrior
Hivemind never left
One nice fucking kitty
Oh, a ball
Well, at least she isn't Prego
The Gushing Goose
I'm just uploading so I can find it later and making it public in case it's fitting for anyone else
A dad joke in sign language
I wasn't being dramatic when I told them that my roommate was dead
So those 151 image GOT albums? yeah, click that shit
MRW my girl breaks my heart, my friends turn out not to be, and work is fucked
Are we allowed to make jokes yet?
Testicles 2: With a Vengeance
I share the sentiment, because I can't upvote it
Someone just posted this and deleted it at -5 points
MFW Sean Connery saves me from drowning
Monday morning at my bankrupt company
mrw a figure of speech identifies one thing as being the same as some unrelated other thing, thus strongly implying the similarities between the two.
Brazilians couldn't beer to watch
Extreme Catfishing
@WaIterWhite cooked this up and it needs more points
pay no attention