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Schmedes
It's too relevant to get picked.
cryborg
That's funny, but I'm thinking of other cards like "The U.S." and "beer, french fries and midget porn"
shoutouttoallthepear
I know Ive won at CAH when all the other crows bow down to me
illydilly
HA! Came back to up vote cause I didn't get it right away.
valkuma
seems to be working with the refugees
TinySatanicHamster
DEUS VULT INFIDELS
Dmetal2001
omg that is hilarious
Tsquare43
Love it
SerPotato
Nice.
pigno
Hahahha
BlueStringsAttached
Paris.
thraxer
I see what you did there
Gutinator
KawaiiPotatoGirl
I see you are a potato. I, too, am a potato.
Gutinator
I'm in tears.
IDownvoteWeaponsAndUniforms
Points!
MoncoMonoco
You're insulting an on-going terrorist attack?
doggofarts
I never get tired of these
rhagnor
Having problems with the unstoppable tide of Islam? Try the French?
GeorgeHWBushsGhost
Either way you read it, it's true
LeNouveau
Monjoi Saint-Denis !!
777conrad
I don't really care for CAH because 90% of the time vulgarity just wins for no reason.
MedrengardMax
The Battle of Tours! Never forget.
knokknokknok
sideswipeBL
Truly, a set of cards against humanity. *Roll credits*
ernieuxd
This is funny regardless of which order you read it.
BurnsDream
the french having problems with the unstoppable tide of islam
Meowsma
I disagree; I'm only finding it funny when I read the black card first.
titimonkeydude
cryborg
"Hon hon hon" - French people probablement
FreekKlabbers
Merde
PartOfTheRebelAllianceAndATraitor
That's the way CaH works. It's not really clever - the joke is "a windmill full of corpses", it doesn't really matter what it's attached to.
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PartOfTheRebelAllianceAndATraitor
Fine... sometimes it's clever.
LordDarkwood
I disagree. Context is everything in CAH. Just throwing out potty words doesn't win the hand.
BlastFX
My best so far was “How have you lost your virginity?” “The pope.”
Nixx505
I'm French but
Andyatlast
CAH isn't funny if your not playing. It truly is a "you had to be there" type of humor.
FlightRisk3154
Sadly this is true. but damn if it isn't amazing the first time you play
TheChandrian
Any more than once a year and it wears out its welcome really fast for me.
LetsTrythisImgurThingout
I get the mass appeal of CAH but I just don't generally enjoy it. I think it's because I'm much meaner than the cards
TehGuard
playing it with a group on TeamSpeak on the Web version with player created decks is 10x better, my group made a deck with all our groupjoke
illydilly
I bet you're just a lot of fun at parties.
LetsTrythisImgurThingout
I'm ok. I can adapt to most groups. But it's not like I'm mean for no reason.
DavidELD
"What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?" "Batman, right behind you."
Fancyrobot101
Oh god or should I say Allah?
mossysabertoothtiger
Worked for Syria... sort of
carlosmencianumberone
Charlemagne could handle it
InADayOrSo
No he couldn't.
Sakkura
And his grandfather, Charles Martel. Stopped the advance of the caliphate at its strongest.
ManWithTheGoldenPun
Yes...immediately thought of The Hammer and Battle of Tours.
thewhiteblackdynamite
Time for an electric boogaloo
SnakeTaleJohnny
Charles the Hammer Martel
Atalung
My 44th (I think it's 44th) great grandfather
thecheerfulpessimist
Charlemagne is one of my direct ancestors so that makes us... 42nd cousins?
Atalung
Something like that, I'll let you know next family reunion
carlosmencianumberone
Yeah that guy
thewhiteblackdynamite
So, Charles Hammer Hammer? Martel is older French for marteau. I love you, bro. Stay fresh as fuck.
SnakeTaleJohnny
It's a nickname-turned-surname.
thewhiteblackdynamite
That is known. It's just that you worded it like The Los Angeles Angels or Sharia law. Still shining like a star, you son of a gun! ;D
thewhiteblackdynamite
In exempli, The The Angels Angels or Law law.
SnakeTaleJohnny
Indeed. Next time I'll just say "Charles Martel" if that's alright with you.