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pundamilia
Didn't the hyenas scavenge food for Scar though?
Bacxaber
No, he promised them food.
footfoe
this is what lions do irl. Male lions don't hunt, male lions only do one thing well.. fighting other male lions.
craftycommando
I hate how much I love tumblr
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
Obligatory: BROTHERRR!! NOOOOOO!!!!
beckadoomsday
Every time I see this comment my brain -->
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
Haha, me too! I'm pretty sure that's where the kids got it from.
beckadoomsday
I hope that's where they got it. I searched hard for that derpy flash animation of this& couldn't find it, if anyone knows the title pls
straightcashhomie
Finally some Lion King. After seeing the Broadway show, my family's been debating an all star cast, alive or dead, for the show like (1/?)
straightcashhomie
Whoopi Goldberg as Rafiki, Chris Farley as Pumbaa, and Jackson 5 age Michael Jackson ad young Simba. Anyone got ideas? (2/2)
arielleliz
Whoopi was in the original
straightcashhomie
Yes, but thought this was a better recasting if its a stage play
arielleliz
Whoopi as rafiki would be interesting
imentirelyrelevant
You try getting slapped by a 550 lb lion and see how weak it feels.
PyroAvok
What if I'm a 678 lb lion?
BattlesTARDIStroyer
Unless you're also a 550 lb lion.
itsPixie
Adult Simba was voiced by Matthew Broderick. Let that sink in for a bit.
YamatoIouko
Only role I actually kind of like him in.
itsPixie
Awww I loved him in The Producers. WET! I'M HYSTERICAL AND I'M WET!
YamatoIouko
Sorry, Gene's better. :P
itsPixie
Not saying he isn't, just saying I liked Broderick.
YamatoIouko
Fair enough. I just have trouble trying to watch the new version because the original is so iconic to me.
Luthasox
BROOOOTHEEEERRR
favdumpthrowaway
LIQUID!
TaintedGENE
LIKE MY SUNGLASSES
perfectoon0901
Long...Live...The King.
IGoogleItForYouSoYouDidntHaveToYouLazyFuck
I'm nearly crying because I can't write my essay that's due on Friday. Thanks for making me laugh OP.
AngelaPickles
I'm sorry about your essay, I know those troubles.
CrzyMonkeyNinja
Yes you can.
LoinKing
Relevant. Give me my points, peasants.
badandymk9
That's why the lionesses didn't help.
zackofspades
I'd like to imagine them huddled together just horridly ashamed and fed up, basically watching a royal slap-fight.
badandymk9
"Mufasa died for this."
imhoots
Most real-world fights are like that.
ihavenocloo
I like how he gave ehimself a 10/10,
LeeroyTheBird
I'm in class and trying to get this done quickly so here is my obligatory relatable post; http://imgur.c">/Zk0oSuF">http://imgur.com/Zk0oSuF /XBr2kF3
AustinAlex
Male lions don't even do any of the hunting. The females always do and the males just lead/fuck/sleep all day. It's a pretty sweet deal
yak3ftw
Most of them die long before reaching that point.
808Lion
And patrol the territory and fight off any rival males that could swoop in, take over, and kill their cubs.
HamptonianPirate
Don't forget all the catty bitch slapping.
Dunes8
I'm still wondering why Andy Dick was in the sequel.
automall99
BROTHERRR...NOOOOO...
nihilzero
I knew an autistic boy who called his penis "nala."
SubsonicJoint
Yea, Male Lions don't hunt. They get their females to do them for them, I feel like even this was explained thoroughly in the movie.
Scapes
This belongs here.
LoinKing
The flashbacks... >.< Why do people keep doing this to me?
13blackbirds
Hakuna matata?
ManLegit
FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAAAYYYYSSSSS
ManMashine
well...
AntiChrisSmith
No worries bro
vesonator
what a wonderful phrase
MrBluurb
Ain't no passing phase
jerryll
congratulations You have successfully destroyed the childhood of millions
Mewmus
well, simba was effectively raised by a gay couple
motorwaffle
Where the fuck did metrosexual come from?
mechanimated
I don't know a lot of macho men who like to sing and snuggle with their guypals.
czaszka
Guyliner.
turtletjr
Vegans. wait... do vegans eat bugs?
doodleinthemargins
BROTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
justmagicalgirlthings
Animal brothers before it was cool.
carolinaj
I was looking for this comment hahaha. I love animal brothers. <3
Jezi23
Camp Imgur better have a bunch of people bringing animal toys and playing Animal Brothers lol
TheIroquoisPliskin
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
Blackd0nuts
OCELOOOOOOOOT
ButterfaceTaintClown
Still more compelling than a Mayweather vs Pacquiao title match.
llamallary
Who would down vote this? Got you fam.
CorwinMacGregor
UNCLE NOOOOOOOOOO!
LyingLittleShiit
"don't tell anyone about this. this game is called the super secret tickle game"
SuitablyCuteLion
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
CleverUsernameCouldNotBeFound
http://media.giphy.com/media/qjOgpxFdEV8t2/giphy.gif
Phenomeno
OHHH NOOOO
pointblankmos
BROTHERRRRRRRRR!!!
Yormungandr
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
BadSimulation
I feel like it's too late to ask, but what is BROTHER NOOO from?
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TrevHead
Finally I know!
BadSimulation
Oh, thanks! I remember seeing that, but I just didn't connect the two together.
TheBeastofBrayRoad
Can someone explain what the hell Animal Brothers is?
doodleinthemargins
There was a 'stories from work' of a kindergarten teacher whose students made up this game about animals who are brothers (1/2)
doodleinthemargins
(2/2) and it basically consists of them saying "BROTHER NOOOOOOOOOOO" and "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH". Hilarious.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Wondering how the top comment wasn't BROTHER, then I see it's because there's 20 of them. You split the vote you fools!
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
They aren't brothers tho
NananaNegan
I read that last part in Gandalfs voice before he fell.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Correctly, in other words.
thewonderbeards
im surprised no ones commenting on "metrosexual" wtf is that
shatter3ddr3ams
Do you mean you've never heard that term before? It's a pretty common term for girly/"gay-acting"/appearance centered heterosexual men. OR
shatter3ddr3ams
Do you mean why are they describing him that way? I never would have labelled Simba metrosexual, even ignoring that hes, you know...a lion..
thewonderbeards
id just call that straight, but it was mostly the latter one
9ABS9
But ... Dont female loins do the hunting so no male loin has to chase his prey?
babbzilla
-whispers- the males in the pride are lazy. Source? I watch too much Discovery and Animal Planet.
Labushagmenow
Male lions are responsible for hunting larger prey like buffalo and Giraffe.
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
While most "loins" run down the gazell, Simba was lifting trees to get his grub. So Nala was a track star, but Simba was a power lifter.
kecker
On sheer strength males still win. But female are better at the skills that make actually taking down game possible.
Elliojsph
Pork Loin, Steve!
mechanimated
hang around, but for the most part, all other males buddy up and go on a road trip until they can secure a pride of their own. /2
riversongkagetsu
Thank you for saying what I wanted to say :)
FiftyShadesOfHueHueHue
"No male loin." Hue. ;)
LoinKing
Forreal, this joker. I did a fair bit of hunting in my day.
fairybug
TIL my loins are a fierce and mighty huntress. That does explain all the blood.
NinjaNunDevil
They do hunt on occasion. But usually, their duties extend to keeping the pride/cubs safe while mom is away.
svenelven
"Loins" *snickers*
LoinKing
That was intentional. :)
thegreatbrandinocirca1984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdcleUk-T4U
KryomGAC
Male lions do help with much bigger prey like a water buffalo from time to time
LeeroyTheBird
loins*
LoinKing
Well, I did a fair bit of hunting in my day.
SunsetDelightOnNearColdNight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjY_CSLUIiI
ventureintime
This is the comment I was looking for
mechanimated
Actually, most male lions are quite adept at hunting for themselves, as most prides only have room for one adult male. Juveniles might /1
StandardDeviant
I read that in the thickest Australian accent
keyqueen
I can't breathe
CheeseANDpineapple
Them facking loins mate
ssaberhagen
Yep, but males stay behind to defend the pride and fight off other males and predators to protect cubs and their females.
almostsomething182
And they generally bully their way into any fresh kill. They get to eat first, cause they're bigger.
almostsomething182
Also their mane makes them useless at hunting. They would overheat and probably die if they did what the females did.
Loren1350
Don't forget eating babies.
almostsomething182
If they take over a pride, yes. Wipe out the other's genetics, start your own family. They generally want to keep their own cubs alive tho.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaron
Did you learn that from African Cats? I did.
ssaberhagen
Haha no, I think I read it a while back and then wiki'd to confirm
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
Simba was a Bachelor Male during the first movie, as a cub he was fed by two prey animals and as an adolescent he fed himself.
noisetosignal
I used to chase female loins a lot when I was younger.
LeeroyTheBird
I still do. This is me chasing female loins.
punderrated
Hell, my male loins are almost always on the prowl
BettySwalls
Signed in just to up vote this glorious reponse, top notch
WhenTheMusicsOver
My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous. And these women all on the prowl, if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow
rankdank69
Won't stop till I get em in they birthday suit
jhuck
That was an absolutely ludicrous comment.
LoinKing
Even more relevant than before. Life is good.
ssaberhagen
SendMeUrDD214s
Ohthatsterrifying.gif
3DSarge
Gotcha covered bro
Diofant
DarkWingDerpy
HueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHue
thegreatbrandinocirca1984
what the actual sober fuck
Diofant
backtobackpanicattack
punderful
SaucyDisses
I love how you used "loin" two times.
9ABS9
I'm sorry ... I'm not good at spelling and spell check didnt say it was wrong so I thought it was right!
TaintedGENE
you poor dear... lool
LoinKing
Don't worry, son. It was right. It was. =)
SaucyDisses
I'm just fucking with ya :)
Treblaine
"female loins"
asianboy
SaucyDisses
God fucking damn, I luve it when gifs are properly used.
Erkhyan
Female loins don’t lie.
cromagnonman
@LoinKing, it's not just me!
LoinKing
As the first to acknowledge my divine authority, you shall be the first of my vassals.
LoinKing
And... it's done. @cromagnonman, consider yourself lord of your very own fief. Work hard, and bring prosperity to your land and lord.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Insects are high as fuck in protein. Nala's been on the verge of starvation for an indeterminate amount of time.
FlamboyantTitans
Also, male lions are much bigger than female lions.
tekkblade
And yet Nala still won the fight between the two, for the second time.
pgdave
Nala's the one who goes on a hero's journey though, to find Simba. It should've been her movie, not his.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
what journey? she tried to murder some random guy and stumbled into her childhood friend who happened to have a birthright to a revolution
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
not like she set out to find the guy.
grimwyrd
He pins Nala. Although you can tell from the look in her eyes that she let him...
WeAreScientists
Males don't typically hunt either, it's all the females of the pride that do the work.
KALADlN
Those bugs were big as hell too.
FemaleINTJ
http://imgur.com/UwndiNO
Enteyex367
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koinuchan
I remember my first time swallowing.
Feldspartacus
Slimey yet satisfying
808Lion
For me it was slimey, satisfying in that I did it, but excuse me while I run for some juice to get the taste out of my mouth.
Selalalalah
Can we talk about the problem that, biologically speaking, Simba and Nala were siblings? The male in charge of the pride kid any cubs 1/2
Selalalalah
Kills* not kid.
Selalalalah
that aren't his own to put the females in heat again and then makes his own babies. Technically, Mufasa's was father to both of them... 2/2
PaperElemental
So Lion king ends with a incest?
pyroboy37
Yea but the amount that he would have to eat everyday would be so significant that he would have to be eating then every second of the day
thefeev
Nala is my dream girl.
backtobackpanicattack
*lion
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
favorite hypothetical of all time. Girl dog from Balto or Nala from the lion king?
SwitchPup
Jenna. Her name was Jenna. >_>
QueenScales
I used to think Jetta, like the car because of how rosie pronounced it
koinuchan
"something-something about furries"
YamatoIouko
Hi. :3
StandardDeviant
But male lions don't actually hunt anything, so they don't really have experience.
yak3ftw
No but male lions fuck each other up regularly. Assuming they live to become alpha, they have plenty of experience wrecking other lions.
HappyEngineer
They don't hunt, they just fight other male lions...
WhatACard
... And she still kicked Simba's ass.
YamatoIouko
One doesn't need strength if one has technique and strategy. Also, strong or not, Simba has NO combat experience.
FlamboyantTitans
That's bullshit when someone is that much bigger than you.
YamatoIouko
Sure. But Nala's not MUCH smaller than Simba at this point, and she's always been better at pinning him.
FlamboyantTitans
Male lions are much bigger than females. So much bigger that it couldn't be overcome by "technique".
FFKonoko
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aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Do you have any idea what Demetrius Johnson would do to some 200lb juice head with no technique?
FlamboyantTitans
First off, I know you talk technique, but females hunt in packs and don't fight 1 on 1 nearly ever. It's also much different seeing how 1/?
FlamboyantTitans
biting, along with smacking each other with paws, so the difference in the ability of a small lion to fight a large lion would be 1/?
FlamboyantTitans
different than a small human fighting a large human. The weaknesses that allow this are not there. Comparing humans to animals far 1/?
FlamboyantTitans
different than them simply does not work. Now, onto my other point, I see you like wrestling. I'm a big fan, too! I wrestled.
FlamboyantTitans
lions not only a better natural selection than humans, but different physiology and ways of fighting. Lions fight by clinching and 1/?
maelstr0m
Exactly. Simba was much better fed than anyone at Pride Rock. And whose to say he didn't hunt while growing up?
shakespeareanwheelies
Actually felines need to hunt.
mechanimated
scarf down some antelope on her journey while Simba was eating bugs because his pals would probably frown on him snacking on their peers. /2
mechanimated
Felines are obligate carnivores and require the taurine in meat to be healthy. Nala had left some time ago and probably had the chance to /1
TheLighthouseSavage
This is the first comment I've ever come back to upvote.
SailorMeow
Even if he didn't, he probably built up a nice strong body from all that log-strutting.
SailorMeow
http://imgur.com/uSSYMVG
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
He was never able to while Timon and Pumba were around. How the hell you gonna eat meat when your best friends are prey animals?
Erkhyan
“Funny how we haven’t had any other prey visit us in years”, Timon said. “Yeah, funny that,” Simba replied before letting out a huge burp.
Jdonkay
BOOM! Shut down with logic and quotes
youarewonderful
that was one of my favorite scenes
Sugarcrotch
ohhh burn!
pookieeatworld
*Who's
SalmanMohsin
*Who's, *Mr. President
kantaloupe
That's because it's based on Hamlet, which did have a pasty-faced emo teen fighting an old man.
PastaIsLife
Did not know this. MIND BLOWN
TheRicM
Is that on Worldstar?
PitbullsPublicist
i've not read the books nor seen any hamlet movies, so i will refrain from projecting my bookreader/ film superiority here. that is all.
WhatRaySay
I've learned more about Hamlet from this thread than I did in high school. Granted, I barely ever went to class, but still.
MersopolisII
Only one of them died, though, instead of EVERYone.
StrawhatNorby
Im pretty sure Lion King is based on Kimba the White Lion. Js
CapnSparky
didnt know that. thanks!
damntina
Boom shakalaka
JesusLopezjr
i always thought he was basically a graduate student, postponing adulthood
zackofspades
But...Laertes...
seasonsgreetings
*articulated in a high-pitched squeal
darastryx
LAERTES WAS A BITCH
ForestCreature
Horatio was all like "dude are you sure you want to fight Laertes? Cause you're like...man you're not that good with a sword." and... 1/2
ForestCreature
Hamlet was like "nah I got this I been training Im swole as fuck now"
zackofspades
Dude just fucked the shit outta some pirate hoes, he feelin jacked.
lurkerindisguise
Honor prevented him to strike deadl.... you knowwhat, fuck that they all deserved to died anyway
MarinaHantiz
It's not based on hamlet you fucking pseud, that's just a meme.
phdinhorribleness
While were at it, Lion King 2 is Romeo and Juliet. But that one is pretty obvious.
kantaloupe
It is explicitly based on Hamlet according to the writers' commentary on the platinum edition.
axiomatik
Don't know if you are being sarcastic, but it is indeed based on hamlet. Lion King 1 1/2 is based on Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Histrionical
Pretty loosely. But, yes, still. Interesting, at the very least, how original they are while have that chassis.
OopsImAPumpkin
I am so sick of people saying this. It was NOT based on Hamlet. It's based on Kimba the White Lion.
kantaloupe
It is explicitly based on Hamlet according to the writers' commentary on the platinum edition.
OopsImAPumpkin
Sure, if your only understanding of Hamlet is that a dude kills his Uncle for killing his father, then yes it is EXPLICITLY based on Hamlet.
kantaloupe
The stated inspirations, according to the people who made it, were the stories of Joseph and Moses (from the bible) and Hamlet.
OopsImAPumpkin
Inspired by and Based on are not the same thing.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
And also probably Kimba the White Lion
Ravenclanner
I don't think the 'probably' is necessary. Its more like Hamlet to Kimba to Lion King.
onikame
Try Kimba to Hamlet. Watch behind the scenes footage, there's several Kimba posters in the studio.
farticusprime
Loved that cartoon!!
TwoPumpTrump
So who is Horatio meant to be?
KazadAiMenu
I just imagined a Disney version of hamlet with yodel instead of African singing. That would have been great.
GrimaceTheJeffGoldblumOfThisRapStuff
Haha franzl Lang could be mufasa!
khuan
Exactly 30 http://www.shakespeare-online.com/plays/hamlet/hamletsage.html
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Nooooooooo. Hamlet is like 30 or 40. He's not a kid. We just read it in high school so people think he's a teen
LorTheMighty
To quote my favorite book: To Be or Not to Be, Hamlet is a moody, depressed teen in his mid thirties.
AtalanBeardy
I don't care how old Hamlet was in years he was a pasty-faced emo teen.
marzburd
No, he's younger than that, and way emo
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
No
MoonbyulBias
All I got from Hamlet in high school was that he was definitely in a bromance with Horatio. It's all I remember LOL
TheDeadParrotSociety
Well, you're not wrong.
scytheweasel
Yeah, he was born when fortinbras was defeated by his dad around 30 years ago.
lidsyam
He's at university though.
WickedFlowers
He is in his 20s
MurderPizza
He's usually portrayed as young like twenty ish but there where a few versions and one hints at him being older in the graveyard scene
ForestCreature
Asshole let me larn you something. Hamlet is attending university in the play, which was only typical of 17-21 year old youths. 1/2
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
you start a comment calling me an asshole, you are the biggest shit of all. You may be right, but you'll always be a dick
actornerd
Have you ever been on the internet?
ForestCreature
& there is writing that Shakespeare's leading man Richard Burbage was required to trim/thin his beard for the role in order to look younger
ForestCreature
This is writing done by John Fletcher, a contemporary of Shakespeare. I'll see if I can find an online version of my research text as source
Taalen
And Elijah Wood played a 50+ years old hobbit.
Kiriain
It took Gandalf 33 years to realize the One Ring was the One Ring.
Taalen
Oh yes, I've had so much fun in the past asking people how long passed between those two scenes.
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sirrevan
Yeah but he isn't a regular man either.
Bloody1overF
The One Ring grants long life, so both bilbo and from are/were older than they looked. And Aragon is Numenorian, who lived long af too
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Surely all of the humans were though. They were the first nation of humans. Nations breed.
kantaloupe
Well he's definitely an emo.
KnightofRenown
Wrong way around. The kings son (Cannae remember his name) comes back and kills hamlet.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Fortinbras...? Doesn't kill hamlet. Do you mean Laertes?
KnightofRenown
Yeah lol, had the kings son thing mixed up with macbeth.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
you good man!
captainobvioustits
no man, that bitch is still in school, he's supposed to be 16-17
TyrannicalPuppy
Not high school, university.
ColinCraig
How long hast thou been a Graue-maker?... It was the very day, that young Hamlet was borne ... 1/2
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
He's been the sexton since 30 years ago. Sorry. That's what I meant
captainobvioustits
i think the mis-translation is an better explanation for why he's still in school vs trying to justify why he's 30 and still in school
cocoakoumori
He's described as a student but it's clear he's 30 because of the sexton. It's a point of question among scholars as to why he's a student.
itsamazing
not really that surprising given that in the period Shakespeare was writing, a bachelor of arts was required before you could study law --
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ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
cool story bro. sorry we didn't do a thorough search before speaking to make sure you didn't have to waste time repeating yourself
cocoakoumori
O lel, sorry, I should have read the other comments. Didn't realise you could link to comments!
itsamazing
--and it took 7 years of uni before you could even begin your law degree. same with medicine and theology, you could only start after BArts
itsamazing
and masters. 4 years for the BA 3 years for the MA, then you start another 4 to become a Bachelor or Law, then master of law..
cocoakoumori
I agree. I mean, it takes as long to be educated now and nobles tended to live for a long time so it's not surprising. I think the 1
soleilange
Forever a grad student avoiding real life. :)
cocoakoumori
In the middle of 1st year finals avoiding real study ;)
DarthFutuza
The eternal e'lir.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
The gravedigger has been working since the day young hamlet was born- sexton years ago. 30 years ago
Bloodseeker
a sexton you say?
HeyRememberThatTimeThatYouDidThatThingAndWeWereLikeWhhhaaaattt
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captainobvioustits
it's been argued that's a "mis-modern-ification"that was supposed to say "sixteen" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Hamlet#Hamlet.27s_age
ColinCraig
"I haue bin sixeteene heere, man and Boy thirty yeares." - Hamlet, First Folio.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
It makes more sense for him to be old though, since he's out of school and rose and gilde were his friends