Not OC. But funniest thing I've seen all year.
No-Refund Policy
The Greatest American Baked Macaroni and Cheese
She told me "2 muthafuckin back my cockoff 'less she take a hatchet to my 'nuggs.'"
Swipe fuckin left.
"Honey, will you let me know if my Halloween decorations are getting too morbid?" "I'll let you know."
My friend told me that Imgur loves Astronaut Sloth. This is what I expected to find.
In the 12th grade my English literature teacher taught us that foreshadowing doesn't exist.
Bob and David are a National Treasure
You're gettin' Old, John.
Florida Man prepares for Hurricane
When people use this meme without rhyming the first part with "Surprise"
Another afternoon in Florida.
Comedian Tom Segura tries to maintain a straight face while an obsessed fan reveals her plan to sexually assault him in an impromptu stageside three-way.
Surely, I cannot be the only one who misses reading the insane headlines from the Weekly World News in the checkout line.
When my day culminates into an American Midnight snack and Imgur.
Was she a great big fat person?
Klaus' Cake Day
The Magic of Absinthe, my favorite Adult Beverage.
One of Florida's many conveniences.
She sounds nice...but hold the manure, please.
A story about the hole in one's soul from commenting too late and having the best goddamned pun of the day.
Confectionary Science, Lesson 1: Fudge.
"Yeah...'Bite it' just don't use any teeth."
I also love the metric system.
Put the fucking pudding pops in the basket!!!
Sick of all the tiny tools on Imgur today...So I Google Image Searched for "Huge Tools"