nihilzero

6383 pts ยท December 23, 2013


Not OC. But funniest thing I've seen all year.

Points 65
Comments 3
Views 107

No-Refund Policy

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 526

The Greatest American Baked Macaroni and Cheese

Points 55
Comments 15
Views 1992

She told me "2 muthafuckin back my cockoff 'less she take a hatchet to my 'nuggs.'"

Points 31
Comments 9
Views 821

Swipe fuckin left.

Points 49
Comments 8
Views 88

"Honey, will you let me know if my Halloween decorations are getting too morbid?" "I'll let you know."

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 136

My friend told me that Imgur loves Astronaut Sloth. This is what I expected to find.

Points 15
Comments 4
Views 107

In the 12th grade my English literature teacher taught us that foreshadowing doesn't exist.

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 82

Bob and David are a National Treasure

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 1552

You're gettin' Old, John.

Points 12
Comments 9
Views 316

Florida Man prepares for Hurricane

Points 34
Comments 8
Views 76

When people use this meme without rhyming the first part with "Surprise"

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 83

Another afternoon in Florida.

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 97

Comedian Tom Segura tries to maintain a straight face while an obsessed fan reveals her plan to sexually assault him in an impromptu stageside three-way.

Points 25
Comments 9
Views 521

Surely, I cannot be the only one who misses reading the insane headlines from the Weekly World News in the checkout line.

Points 15
Comments 10
Views 236

When my day culminates into an American Midnight snack and Imgur.

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 172

Was she a great big fat person?

Points 16
Comments 0
Views 19

Klaus' Cake Day

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 2

The Magic of Absinthe, my favorite Adult Beverage.

Points 52
Comments 37
Views 1809

One of Florida's many conveniences.

Points 11
Comments 2
Views 93

She sounds nice...but hold the manure, please.

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 107

A story about the hole in one's soul from commenting too late and having the best goddamned pun of the day.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 96

Confectionary Science, Lesson 1: Fudge.

Points 24
Comments 11
Views 2007

"Yeah...'Bite it' just don't use any teeth."

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 52

I also love the metric system.

Points 7
Comments 12
Views 3

Put the fucking pudding pops in the basket!!!

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 95

Sick of all the tiny tools on Imgur today...So I Google Image Searched for "Huge Tools"

Points 27
Comments 13
Views 90
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