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Can confirm death
Jun 12, 2016 12:44 AM
FloridaIsTooHot
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TehChicken
Colorado is a wildcard, it can get cold as shit but also super hot (not as bad as texas, though)
camnne
I live in "Nope", and it is LOVELY out today!
thereisnoscotty
Clearly never been to Chicago in January.
CalebWright
Actually Colorado is pretty great most of the time.
Devernia
I live in Satan's armpit. SWEET
ga93kog
As a Chicagoan I must inform you that summer here is like living in someone's mouth
TheGreenHornet
Definitely not drawn by a real Canadian. The habitable zone extends much farther north than that.
terithian
Must've been from southern Ontario.
GimlisaurusRex
Exactly. All y'all from somewhere else LEAVE TEXAS THE FUCK ALONE. We're fine without any more people. It's too hot here. You'd hate it.
dirtehscandi
Hawaii is damn near always between 60-80°F
GreenZebraCoconuts
Yeah I feel like they don't really understand the perfection of HI. It's not really "hot" and definitely better than some of those habitable
dirtehscandi
It's just that everything is expensive as hell seeing as, you know, it's on an island
dirtehscandi
Derp...chain of islands
TacTundra
Parts of the midwest can get colder than southern Alaska...
TacTundra
This map just makes me cringe because I studied the climates of NA and it works a lot differently than you would expect.
Toby1066
Tailor-made username there, OP...
fusrohjordan
The Appalachians are in the "no" area. They're basically Paradise. Gtfo
JustTheWehrst
Yeah it's not bad if you don't mind freezing winters burning summers and for some reason no spring anymore
citizenkayt
It was 95° yesterday here in KY. That just means we will have a freeze warning tomorrow. Ah, KY weather.
BingoBangoBoom
While I personally enjoy the area, you're leaving yourself open for a dueling banjos joke.
hoffbox
Dangol' now'm yep.
BingoBangoBoom
I have a lot of family on the Virginia/Kentucky border. It is beautiful out there.
WalkinCrow
Georgia barely counts.
Metalhead47
Can confirm, have lived in both habitable zone and satans armpit.
THEszechuansauce
Yall think arizona isnt death Hhahahahahahahaha... but really fuck that place
Manse84
Anything North of the Mason Dixon is a frozen wasteland.
DarkShroud9471
Northeast Pennsylvania here. Only in Winter.
Manse84
So, any time that's not July?
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
Yup. This. I would rather have hot summers than miserably cold 6 month winters.
somewhereinflorida
Same here, moved from the north and never want to see snow again.
madamvastra
As a Texan who narrowly survived four Wisconsin winters: Yes. It's nice up north, on the five days a year that aren't FUCKING FREEZING.
TheRaith
It's only like 91 here in Texas, we're not even in the 100s yet.
madamvastra
It's barely been over 90 where I am in the Hill Country. It was 79 at noon today.
impostersquall
Ooo 79 at noon? Sounds wonderfully cool
thegame7682
How is Hawaii death? It's mid to low 80s everyday and you (most likely) live near the beach
CharizardIsAwesome
The humidity is awful, and once the vog rolls around you're dead.
lobsterspats
The humidity is way worse in Virginia. Coming back from HI to VA sucked.
Tezarak
It was only 93F (33.89C) in my area of Satan's armpit today!
brookslewis
Plot twist: People who live in "Satan's Armpit" have no problem with the heat. (I fucking despise the cold though)
wattzinaname
Louisiana can confirm Satan's Armpit
SlagGroove
LOL texas belongs in death not nice and fresh California
SirGarfington
I dunno, being from Texas, whenever it was hot my friends and I would say 'It's hot as satan's ball sack' so they're on the right track.
ineedgoodboypoints
Hey I live in the hair of Satan's armpit (portland,Texas)
Cowlerson
I live in San Diego. This place pretty much epitomizes perfect weather 99% of the year.
twfeline
It's fine, if you're used to it. Been there in Summer, and found it dry, but humid. Everyplace was dry and sandy.
Cowlerson
Yeah I could see that. We have mountains with snow and forests and such too tho.
PhunPhact
I lived there and it was too chilly at night and the water was to chilly to get into. Hated it.
Loucifur
Can confirm fellow San Diegite!
EroticZombiePants
I assume you don't stray far away from the coast.
Dismang
so 50-55 Fahrenheit all year round?
Cowlerson
Usually in the mid 70s. If it's 80 we flip out.
Dismang
I can handle 70s but to me perfect temp is fully exerting yourself 100% while remaining cool.
SirPh0b0s
Colorado is no? You sir are downvoted
CP3oh
I agree. It might get hot/cold as shit here on occasion but at least it's a DRY hot/cold. Not like fucking Austin or Kansas City,
IAmTheRealBalakay
No guys, Colorado is inhabitable, don't move here
OhGoodGod
Agreed. No more vacancy. May I suggest Texas? Or maybe Utah.
nephrocentesis
We literally have the best weather. This past February it was in the 60s nearly every day, and even in the summer its only around 80 tops
purpurguin
Its been over 90 for the past week. At least its supposed to rain soon.
lurkvoter
Yeah so far this summer fucking sucks here. But hopefully it cools down soon.
nephrocentesis
Sounds like you're closer to New Mexico.
purpurguin
Right near denver
OhGoodGod
DUDE SHUT UPPPPPPPPP!!! we don't need anymore people moving here......-.-
ConnerSparks
Utah aint that bad just gets about 95 in the summer and cools down to low 70s at night
yankees27
Along the Wasatch back, it's 50s at night, no AC,no problem.
atrickissomethingawhoredoesformoney
As a fellow Utahn, I agree!
ConnerSparks
Straight up dude
SomeGuyInNorthCarolina
Can confirm.
imitatedself
Yup, according to Canadians, Mexico doesn't exist
MyGODitsFullOfJeffs
Who?
therealgrennhald
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terithian
Not necessary. It would just be one big black death zone.
BoatswainsMate
True sir, but Mexico is part the North American continent. Only 7 continents, places get jammed with together in silly ways
only90skidswillgetthis
Mexico is definitely in North America though, just not in this map.
Akaecius
Mexico is in middle america.
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
Middle America isn't its own continent, it's part of North America
Akaecius
Depends on your perspective whether it's political or purely geographical. I never stated it was a continent.
YanYoon
Mexico.is considered central America.
Vryistal
Central America is like the middle east. They're not actually continents. Central America is part of North America.
SplendidoSplendente
Guess in which contienent Central America is....
danaknowsitall
It is not 8/ it's North America for sure, know your geography.
404NameN0tF0und
I live in death (Florida), I can confirm I am dead.
58weasels
Lived here all my life, can confirm, definitely dead inside
whiplashmtb
OP's user name checks out.. I too live in the sunshine state. Pretty miserable here.
maninthemirrorsayswhat
As a Puerto Rican living in Florida for 3 years, I laugh at your "death"
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
Rare Floridian here who loves summer. Spend as much of your summer-outdoorsy-fun-time by the coast as you can. Spend the rest in A/C.
somewhereinflorida
Same. Outdoor death is the best death
pharoe
Same here fellow alphas. It's my secret is hydrating and being in shape. And not being a bitch too
PoorPineapple
I've lived in Florida for 14 years now and I can say that I never get used to the awful summers here.
KharnApproves
My wife told me I was sweaty earlier, I told her I'd be sweaty for the next six months. Hot as balls in Jacksonville right now.
PoorPineapple
Hah, I used to live up in Jacksonville, that city is way too big for it's own good. I live down in Tampa now and it's not much better here.
KharnApproves
Live in jax but have marine reserve shit in Tampa. Your guys' traffic is a nightmare
PoorPineapple
Bruh just wait till someone crashes going the wrong way on I75, shuts down everything, yet somehow it happens every other month or so.
meerkatdebs
What's August like? We are coming over for a month... I'm scared now
51rebaS
Hottest, most humid month of the year. Massive thunderstorms every other day.
meerkatdebs
Ooooohhh thunderstorms sound fun!! We don't get them either.
nickk11sanchez
You will never be prepared for the god awful humidity
meerkatdebs
Where we live it rains all summer and never gets hot. Coming to Florida for sun and warmth (and theme parks)
SaltTastesOk
Its weird. Its sort of like its raining but their is no rain. Think sauna
Welve
Well, it will probably do both of those things. Universal? Disney? SeaWorld? All, both, neither? :)
PoorPineapple
August is basically like 90F+ degrees with 95%+ humidity, it will rain. Every. Single. Day. At 4PM, guaranteed. but it wont cool it off.
PoorPineapple
It just makes it more humid, but honestly it's a great place to visit, just living here is ehhh...
meerkatdebs
I am excited to come but sad for what has happened to you all today
Welve
Your name can't even be found
somewhereinflorida
So many imgur Floridians. Let's have a party
SaltTastesOk
Same. Very ded
Imjustsohappy
Use to live here can confirm is death there
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
Is Florida labelled "death" because of the people or the climate?
SaltTastesOk
Yes
Taconolettuce
Death in June is miserable.
ShadowsForLight
No no, in south FL death in fucking August is horrible. I now live in "Habitable Zone" and am quite happy about it.
Taconolettuce
Ive lived in Miami for 21 years. It's all bad and this year its extra hot.
FloridaIsTooHot
Same
AriBerri55
I live in Satan's Armpit (Texas). Can confirm, smells like armpit.
timeoddplace
Californian corpse here. Affirmative. The rains will never come again, we are beset by the parched god, we are now but cinder and ash.
australisnubalis
I hear their nightclubs are killer.
myjmp99
That didn't take long.
arcgap
Living in the "habitable zone" I have to say it seems legit
lyricallove
I'm from satan's armpit, and I find the habitable zone too cold in the winter, therefore not habitable for me.
CanadianRedBeard
Except in Newfoundland..
VikingBloodG
Yea North Dakota is not a habitable zone at all. Not at all.
hollows
As someone originally from VA, who has now been in ND for 3+ years... wtf was whoever made this on
GlutesforSlutes
Nebraska should be adeath state though.
Perkele66
As a Minnesotan I can confirm
MattKraken
Kansan here. Mommy nature has crazy mood swings down here
mabalacat
Yes.
SpaceJammin
As a Nebraskan currently sweating their dick off. Yup.
aleister94
We never have mild weather in council bluffs we go right form heat wave to monsoon to blizzard
MoochingSloth
I've live in Florida, Oregon and California. Can confirm... Cali is quite lovely in parts though.
writerbecc
I'm in the habitable zone, I would agree this is legit
ReignOfError
Having grown up in 'Satan's Armpit', ya'll fuckers are crazy. It gets damn near as hot in that 'Habitable Zone' then ya'll got blizzards.
PandoraWraith
Also living in the "habitable zone" (Oregon), can confirm.
almostsomething182
As a texan, at least 50% of "habitable zone" is "frozen wasteland" to me.
SuspiciousCharacter
Kinda, Ohio can get pretty hot.
Ihatewasp
And pretty fucking cold 6 months later
LDpenguins
It was 92ish here yesterday in Toledo. I stayed the fuck inside!
zorrofuerte
One of my dorms in an Ohio college didn't have AC. We emailed the university president about our cable not working as a form of protest.
KoyomiAraragi
Minnesota here, summers humid as fuck, winters cold as fuck.
lofaith13
As a MN, I'm just glad there's hockey to get me through the winter
gamling1111
South Dakota reporting in. Can confirm. We don't get enough credit. 100+ summers, -10 winters
Perkele66
Agree
otebear
Also living in the "habitable zone", can I please live in "no" or one of the western "death"s?
arcgap
Go for it
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
As someone from no, avoid it at all costs.
otebear
Where in no? I was thinking Charlottesville VA or something like that.
MeisPip
No
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
I'm in Chattanooga, TN. Basically right near Satan's Armpit
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
I'm just morally opposed to sweating profusely through no amount of physical activity
therealgrennhald
Right there with ya
almostsomething182
I'm vehemently opposed to wearing more than 2 layers ever. More than that and it gets tiring just moving.
almostsomething182
Plus, sweating isn't so bad with only a swimsuit on next to a nice lounge pool.
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
Winter I wear 4
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
My dad thinks I'm part Neanderthal for liking the cold way too much. Not Canadian but I do go to school in upstate NY
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
as cold there as a lot of places in canada, maybe not for quite as long
almostsomething182
Ugh. That sounds awful. I'll take heat over cold any day.
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
I can't say I enjoy it, but I am not really interested in leaving Canada for anyplace except Costa Rica or someplace like that.
missleadinginiformation
Plus I hate snow..especially because salt fucks your car uo
almostsomething182
All I get is ice, and it's dangerous AF to drive on.
2xlepergnome4lyfe
California isn't that hot. it's very mild near the water.
ayymamacita
Dude Orange County, CA has the best weather
SneakyNickCage
Can confirm. In monterey and the coldest night in the middle of winter in 45 and the hottest day in summer is 80.
IvytheCyclops
True. I live in SoCal about 15 miles from the beach and weather is honestly mild.
wegmer
those who say that have never been to 29 palms
Glidingboulder
What water? There's droughtland and then there's sodiumland. Nothin in between. JK, Eureka and north is alright.
Halvaard
This is lies, I know someone who lives there. They say that Cali's state colors were changed to "no water and fire".
madamvastra
I once visited San Francisco in July and nearly died of hypothermia.
AJShepler
Cake by the ocean.
0lliecat
I was 30 minutes from the water in NorCal. Anything over 85 was brutal. South facing windows, no AC, and months without rain. It sucked.
0lliecat
I loved the mild winters though. Just may-sept were hard for us haha.
UltimaCaitSith
Santa Barbara has been a solid 70 degrees for weeks. Must be why 90% of California's bums live here.
boethius
My wife's uncle is a bum living in Santa Barbara. He lives out of his van.
SDCubsFan
There's nothing better than San Diego weather!
JohnnyCaldwell
Move to the ass end of the valley or lower an tell me that!
iamnorville
what water
sarzaya
Plenty of the undrinkable kind.
PartyParrot
The big ass ocean next to it...
SunshineAndNihilism
Danny I was gonna comment that
SunshineAndNihilism
Damn*
hookerbot5000
fuck you. Sacramento valley was over 100 all last week.
Yakofalltrades
Can confirm. Wish I had died.
Goldenrodd
Confirming, Sacramento gets to damn hot
Oteneo
Sacramento isn't near the water
boethius
Which is why they're telling you "fuck you."
littleshitkicker
At least it's dry hot
imhoots
Next weekend it's going to be 121 degrees F in Needles, CA
dannyb89x
I'm in lodi south of sac, it can get hot but we get some of that delta breeze
ADHD05
Try living in Fresno, it was 108 a week ago, now it's 78... takes a toll physically and mentally
MoochingSloth
I'm in Oregon and it was 102 last week and 56 yesterday. I feel ya.
dangerjr
There are DOZENS of us!
internity
We're talking about the California that matters
Pimo117
Depends where in California. Get's a bit hot in Southern, and gets a bit cold in Northern parts.
CaptainRedBeard16
Chico is death...
chaoticnemisis
Your forgetting the fact this is in a Canadians eyes. Temperature tollerance do differ.
WineMixer01
From Bakersfield, CA (central california) originally. Definitely gets hot there.
BaggersNnanners
Does not get cold in northern. I live as northern in California as you can get and we hit record high heats during the summer
furiouslumberjack
North coast is pretty damn nice though. Even if you're North but in Redding it still sucks ass
BaggersNnanners
The bay isn't Northern California that's central California. Once you hit Sacramento then your in northern CA
BaggersNnanners
Yeah I live in Redding exactly lol. I'm 2 hours rough estimate from the Oregon border
furiouslumberjack
I'm in Sac. It's miserable. These couple days haven't been as bad. Just spent a week in Humboldt.
BookCreaseOnFace
"Central" CA gets spicy. Northern CA by the coast gets cold. Tahoe gets cold. It's all over the map.
minime0813
Central CA is hotter than Satan's asshole
Exousa
I'm convinced no one voluntarily lives in central CA. they're all just people that got lost on their way to SF or LA and gave up
anonbeep
Or because of school...
AtLeastWereNotDetroit
Can confirm that's how my family ended up in Fresno
justme32
I'm in northern California it got 108 last week so death sounds reasonable
rehmann
Yeah it gets toasty as shit up north
MoochingSloth
I was in northern California 2 weeks ago and about froze my ass off, and I'm currently living in Oregon.
LuckyCarey2
Im in Central cal and it is extremely hot in the summer and can be cold in the winter.
0lliecat
Just moved out of NorCal. The 90-110 temps without air conditioning anywhere was torture. Loved the mild winters though!
TheBloodyScot
Part of norcal that im in is defined as warm-summer Mediterranean climate.
iDrinkDrano
Gets to about 120 in parts of Lake County at the peak
thadius856
Nobody lives there though. Source: I used to live there.
EdgeGod
I'm in san diego. Decent temperatures year round.
zergzapper
But not to a Canadian we go from -30 to 30 (celsius of course) in a year but the majority is about 17 and below
Praetoriate
I love living here, but my wallet does not.
karmaforlama
Isn't that expensive to live in the inner city areas.
naturalmedusa
Escondido is the cheapest definitely but even at that it's still expensive.
NateintheNorth
That's cuz it's named after a whale's vagina.
NateintheNorth
Or is that why? Drunk and confused now. Uno mas, bitte.
ghos5t7
San Frickin Diego, that place has the perfect climate, so good it pisses me off
karmaforlama
San Diegan here, we have the weather, but lack the water :(
unChartedZone
Another San Diegan here, please send water
BartimaeusTheFat
Just don't go 15 miles from the coast, it gets hot there.
MoochingSloth
Lol as soon as you hit El Cajon you might as well be in death valley
BartimaeusTheFat
Which sucks, because that's where I was at.
Adunadain
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco" -Mark Twain
keywi
San Francisco fog?
InstaNoods
I would say Northern CA is mild, but at my graduation last week at least seven people had to be taken away in ambulances because of the heat
RenegadeKodiak
I remember when sacramento hit like 115 a year or two ago.
Illusiv3lion
Except it seems to always have the tiny problem of seeming to always being on fire
AnarcosyndicalistCommune
I used to live in Palm Desert and in the summer it would regularly reach 115 degrees. Which is actually death.
SpicySzechuanSauce
But it has the Kardashians that makes the state a barren wasteland.
petgoats
Not for us Canadians. 30c is when they start giving out Heat Warnings here.
DangoDaik
Same here in CA, they just start telling us to be safe once few homeless dies from heatstroke
NewUsernameAlreadyTaken
Like 70 in freedom units?
didneypls
30*2 +30 = 90 freedom units
QuarterLifeCrisis11
90 was like... 2 days ago. We're fiiiine.
Grimrir
Double it, reduce by ten percent, add 32, and Celsius. A bit harder in reverse as adding ten percent doesn't feel as easy somehow.
orangechrusch
°C x 9/5 + 32 = °F
didneypls
yup, but 30~32 and 9/5~2 - this makes it easier to compute in my head in almost real time
TheFeralDog
Weather in CA is easily best of any state in the US. But the laws there are incredibly stupid.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
earthquakes, super volcano, drought
PapiBlanco
Where I am (Sanger) it's been hitting up to 108 f recently. It's pretty hot.
GrandmaSlappy
Seriously? Cali and Florida are both nicer than TX, NM, and Arizona, and Hawaii is like 72 all year
twfeline
Sunnyvale. 'Nuf said.
OldIronsides
And alaska isn't that cold near the water.
HypnoChanger
True, but so many more things cause cancer in California than anywhere else!
Anonaru
Bruh the hottest air and ground temps in the world were both in California
Dalylah
I see you visited my porch. :)
NoiseGener8r
Heh heh. I live in habitable zone and I've been to California in winter. It's still really hot.
goldensky
The water you can't drink or use to put out the constant fire that is your state
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Nevada's also not so bad it rains a decent amount.
whenthedinodies
Over 100 for 5 days in a row in my neck of the woods. Yuba City, CA.
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Weather here has sucked for about 6 months
Sfinski
So what's the highest it gets?
TheMightyDio
Fresno here. We just recently had a week of over 105°F and it's not even officially summer yet. It's really fucking hot.
CulbeJak
But it's still California...
Mcdoofus
I swear California has bipolar disorder. Last Saturday it was 100, today it rained.
iluvwhitegirls
True, I live in oxnard couple miles from the beach never over 80 degrees and never under 50 unless it's crazy cold in the winter
nickmill93
Mark Twain once said, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Fransisco
boethius
Didn't Death Valley hold the record as the hottest place on earth for some time?
ItsATideAdd
South can, it hit 120 degrees a week and a half ago... YOU MUST LOVE YO WATER
IMakeUpRandomFacts
May be referring to earthquakes or the fact that California is full of ............... well, Californians.
porkinsputdowntheforkins
Well, as a Californian, you're not wrong
BangstickMagnum
Hey, we're cool, most of us anyway...
GrimRiderJ
We're hella cool.
HurricaneWhoDat
Hella!