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Try applying chi power!
Mar 16, 2016 9:12 PM
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ProcrastinationInProgress
"Someone moved the furniture around! DIVINING ROD!"
spacerocks
QUARTZ!? QUARTZ!?!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT COULD DO TO HIM? WHERE'S THE F***NG AQUAMARINE???
dynamiteking
Quartz can replace anything magical in general you Lumix
failuretocommunicate
And how do I code that in ICD-10? I want to make sure it gets billed to the patient
DrBourbonTheOriginal
Insurance could find a way to bill for it.
imnothatwitty
Ain't that the damn truth.
Jamesuuu
Nurse get me an aquamarine agate!
DreadPierateRoberts
Should we try hammers?
jenitlz
Quickly! Draw a longer lifeline with a biro!- That Mitchell & Webb look
maryw1212
full isolation gear caring for a quad=HOT YOGA
Volteksman
Lol ohhhhh westerners
DatDMtho
That's because it's the doctor's job to do it!
kok0nutt
Thought it said chankla, so confused.
wouldntyouliketobeapeppertoo
I don't care. I still have " Professional Chi Blocker" on my resume.
dogfavoriter
What do you have against hippies doing slow-moving martial arts in the park?
heididdlyeisenberg
Mitchell & Webb touched on this: http://youtu.be/HMGIbOGu8q0
Klipnap
So that's why people die in hospitals!
ughthisblows
I know* dammit!
fffrozen
you should read this report we got from a holistic vet. Qi, damp, earth personality were all used in it. for a dog.
lezbro
Posted something like this a few weeks ago. Got abused and it never made it from usersub. Kudos to you, OP +1
ughthisblows
Once came upon a kid who was just hit by a car. I'm an emt, the first thing I heard as I approached was "stand back, im know reiki!"
ZuSanLiHeGu
Only Masters like Jesus are good enough at energy work to be usefull in emergency situation lol
QuatroDoesGood
OmgOptimized
Of course, can't trust a nurse with a job that important, duh!
Veggisaurus
Ummmmmmm have you seen Naruto doctors???????
silvirus
I know this might be hard to understand, but Naruto isn't real. There are no real doctors on that show. I'm sorry.
Gian4MVP
I just really need some more crystals in my life.
graehall
She survived the heart surgery because we prayed for a miracle and we got one - I guess the surgeon might have helped a little too.
nednednedned
Put down that ambu bag and use your hands for Reiki, damn it!
dynamiteking
...*slaps the doctor* my chi is fine, now burn the open arteries and close my wound dammit!
eatero
Maybe if Jesse had used chi power instead of chili powder, Hank wouldn't have been targeted by the cartel. Stupid Jesse.
gondring
Mitchell & Webb... https://youtu.be/HMGIbOGu8q0
SkinknamedJormungandr
I am glad I looked at the comments so I didn't embarrass myself by posting it after someone already did.
lopsidedfatcat
Out of all the comments at this time no one has said Naruto hmmmm OK +1
BoshJaker
Thank god someone thought about Naruto too
TheGloriousBIG
Maybe the world is large enough to accommodate both western medicine and easter philosophy. But hey, we could also just shit on everything.
SciGuy
Or we could use what works.
nerdyvet
it is, and there are benefits to integrating them together. Western Medicine is great for "We have X problem, give Y treatment"--
nerdyvet
Eastern Medical Philsoophies are great at supporting and balancing the processes of the whole body. I don't think either by itself is best.
PhunPhact
I feel the same way.
SciGuy
Why would we use as medicine anything other than things that work as medicine?
nerdyvet
Many things eastern medicine considers medicine, western medicine does not and vice versa. That's the debate.
SciGuy
No, it is not. There isn't actually any division between what "the East" and "the West" consider to be "medicine". If it works it's medicine
nerdyvet
I don't disagree, but many people don't take that stance and insist anything that isn't "typical Modern Medicine" is bunk w/o researching it
nerdyvet
I assumed that was what you were saying, if not, my bad.
DentAurthurDent
I need 70 CC's Qi, Stat!
PhaserRave
I hope you've remembered your towel.
DentAurthurDent
Always
ChefHannibal
that word fucking rocks in Scrabble
thisismyanonymoususername
Pretty sure qi is responsible for 80% of my scrabble "Q" usage.
wellthisjustgotinteresting
The other 20% is quiet, quilt, and quote.