NathanRenwick
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Feb 19, 2018 8:37 PM
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CziltangBrone
And bitches at you to drink water and electrolytes and take ibuprofen or tylenol
puppykins
How about making a way to avoid hangovers altogether no matter how much you drink. That’s what we really need!!
WoodrowWood
You can find 900 of them in the trash at the bar Sunday morning.
AcindoTheRed
I am not looking forward to the day I start getting hangovers. This run can't last forever.
lktimpanaro
hopethisisarelevantname
As someone who enjoys drinking, my favourite hangover cure is NOT DRINKING (granted, it's a preventative measure, and not as much fun)
FullMetalHokage
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UltimaCaitSith
Drunk Me: "Looks like a problem for tomorrow me!" *glug glug*
rhombusrightangle
Absorption rates and release rate depend on many factors. Cell elasticity comes to mind
Dyslexicbirch
Never got a hangover i always took to nurofen with a glass of water before bed worked evertime
GrampaJack
lktimpanaro
CaliforniaBear55
Or keep your BAC high enough you don't sober up!!
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I moderate the length and potency of my hangovers with an invention called "bacon". It's pretty amazing. 10/10 would recommend!
Artoris
lyongirl69
Very helpful device we can ignore like our alarm clocks
miados
waste of money. I always knew how long all mine would last. that might change if i ever actually get drunk though.
sem1aB
Does it factor-in X, or K, or Caine, or Crystal? .....or Waffle House?
sem1aB
Sinatra said, "The best way to avoid a hangover is KEEP DRINKING."
DancingHomer
Here's my hangover cure,die.Works every time and nobody has complained to me about it...or found the bodies.
1jess1ripper1
Tomorrow? I was at a party Saturday and it wound up lasting until mid-day Monday (my hangovers are just nausea/vomiting though). First time
1jess1ripper1
ever drinking that much, and I rarely drink until I'm drunk to begin with.
Fairdinkums
"Is that tequila"?! *device explodes*
lemmerustlethosejimmies
Just double fist alcohol and a cup of water. Got drunk as fuck two nights ago, woke up pretty much fine. It works.
jeruseq
Personal experience is water prevents the headache, but the stomach ache will still be there.
dasklaus
Hangover time is affected by tolerance, type of alcohol, dehydration, sleep and food intake too, though.
davidthemonkey
so it takes a few weeks to calibrate?
dasklaus
Would help to control intraindividual factors, but not the specifics. Might test your blood for the other factors, maybe. I mean, wearable 1
dasklaus
devices to continuously test your blood are a thing research is already being done for. Would be awesome for diabetics. 2/2
Akirabs10
If you go to bed rat arsed, it's 1 hour for every year over 20 you are ... In my experience
UsernameMatt
Results may vary.
CountJizzula
Not really. EtOH is subject to first order elimination
bpetersen
Or, if you're an alcoholic, you know how alcohol effects you and can accurately predict how bad the hangover will be
Poopfare
How about a device that gives a live reading of your current blood alcohol content with accuracy to curb DUI folk from driving with attitude
ItsUncleSam
Ain’t gonna stop people.
Chack321
there will literally be people treating it as a high score. I have no faith in humanity.
slenders
I once went to a party that had free BAC tests outside. You are correct in your assumption
Liquidbullets
Drink water.
Voltair
This. I've been hungover a grand total of once in my life. Every other time I've been drunk I've slept like a baby and woken up refreshed.
LovelyLadyLumps
Eat food too
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
Don't forget something fatty and greasie to eat
OmicronPerseiEight
mikeatc
MetalSkeletal
There's water in beer.
fettuccine
not if you pee it out
Voltair
Of course, if you're actually hungover, drink Pedialite. One of my Professors swore that shit brings you back to life.
Electriccarsbestcars
coconut water. Tastess like ass but one before bed and one when I wake up works miracles.
Voltair
You must be drinking shitty coconut water.
LivingDecomposition
Won't solve everything. To quote Iliza Shlesinger: "Six shots in an hour is still sitting shots in an hour, now you just have to pee!"
Electriccarsbestcars
*drinks like 5 glasses of water* *throws up* *still feels miserable*
Mustardbumps
1 bottle of water. 1 can of cola. 2 advil. Must be done before bed not next morning. Works like a charm. (Hydrates elecrolytes pain relief)
cogitoro
Water will save you from the dehydration symptoms of a hangover. Unfortunately, that's not the primary symptom of a hangover.
cogitoro
--which is physical discomfort and nausea caused by acetaldehyde, a byproduct of ethanol metabolism.
cogitoro
Of course, there's a correlative variable here, which is that it's kind of hard to go fully balls-to-the-wall shithouse while chugging water
Kabe59
I don't wanna rust
ZeroContexzonne
Especially right before bed
Liquidbullets
and throughout the night when you have those small wakeups. I keep water by my bed
ZeroContexzonne
I find this a bit hard to do but if naturally you keep water by the bed then it will really help
dancfontaine
I've drank 3 gallons of water over the course of 2 and a half days before and it still didn't feel like it was doing anything. Oof
nesurame
if you drink too much water in a short span, your body will just get rid of it.
SharkswithFrigginLazerBeams
Except if you're drowning.
supercoffee1025
Pedialite if water and migraine meds aren’t helping. Key too is preventative hydration and eating and lots of sleep.
dancfontaine
Yeah I'll drink til I can't afford food and can't sleep because of hot flashes, cold sweat or delirium tremors. Takes more than 3 days
dancfontaine
To feel even decent enough to leave the apartment when I can't even sleep. Central Nervous system will be shot to shit and my eyes are
dancfontaine
puffy and teary making me look sad as fuck, don't want people to look at me
Liquidbullets
I've had 1 hangover. 1 bottle of wine and half a bottle of vodka on an empty stomach and no water. I guess im just lucky.
dancfontaine
Probably just young. I used to not get hangovers when I was 21
Liquidbullets
sorta young. 26
rotenkid
Yeah that's about when they hit me. Buckle up