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From redditor u/mayorpaco
Apr 12, 2017 11:37 AM
HIMYMIsthebestShowEver
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From redditor u/mayorpaco
stillNotaDude
The first rule of flight club is you do not talk about flight club.
ThePerfectGif
TheBlueMuppet
Okay, anyone have that Indiana Jones gif where he fights in the Zeppelin, throws the guy out, then says "He volunteered."? I can't find it!
INDIG0M0NKEY
Ok ok I'll laugh at one more United meme. I have to draw the line somewhere.
cogs
This might have had a chance to be funny if you bothered to use the actual United logo or font.
thetitanicwasaninsidejob
canadianBtsTrash
FreedomTownUSA
DarkAceIV
trappedinspaghettifactory
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
UNITED AIRLINES: seats not guaranteed.
TheC0mpleteP0ems
their new marketing team is really pulling in customers
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
JoshuaMadoc
"This is your Captain Duke Nukem speaking, uhhhhhhhhhhh, Hail to the King, baby."
regretthisalready
I don't think I'll ever get tired of United memes.
FrenchVanillaGuerrilla
New slogan* same logo
MisterScooties
http://pa1.narvii.com/5875/03615dddd56d866ae37f2afe19b1a5b9ffddd172_hq.gif
stillNotaDude
mburicao
Get ou t of my plane!!
donkeymoney
I heard Sammy Jacks saying that.
RagnarLothcock
Metallicat70
Bundy always makes me laugh. ty
toolazttothinkofaname
My role model I like to think he'd be proud.
sv3nsson
Leaked photo of their new chief of security: https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11118/111186079/4733010-8380799852-dukex.jpg
tomyironmane
Only cos Roddie was too deceased for the headhunters to get a response.
kissmycamry
The word you're looking for is Slogan
ConfirmologistUK
https://media2.giphy.com/media/7LO7q5KcXawaQ/giphy.gif
Gorillionare
cpbowser
Here's the United training film on how to deal with unruly passengers...
BreenW
Or those that ask for a coke as they feel a bit faint.
Twichy
theinconspicuouspilgrim
When they choose you
Copperbrat
I prefer the "United. We overbooked seating, prepare for a beating."
TrinityLimited
http://imgur.com/IVyCot8
peridotstar
haha, I found this earlier
Emaref
Good one! +1
Asmor
You're incorrect, this one is superior. Please update your preferences accordingly.
Copperbrat
It should say "We came her to sell tickets" (not seats), because they run out of seats but continue selling tickets. But then it's not 1/
Copperbrat
funny. And well, I guess it's not really funny either way. Especially if you are the one who gets a beating. 2/2
0rel
The fact that the logo and title are slightly tilted bothers me way more than i care to admit.
StarmanUltra
Would you say that you're slightly tilted?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Can't unsee
HIMYMIsthebestShowEver
God damn it now I cant unsee it!
sunyudai
The greatest revenge that I ever pulled... was teaching my ex to spot bad kerning.
dreadted
The fact that the logo is wrong bothers me even more. Fact checking is declining faster than United.com on the stock market.
meztek
That represents their readiness to drag people down the aisle of the plane, just as easily as they can tilt their logo.
ErinFromTheOffice
I got you, fam
0rel
You're the man !
BeerIsVegan
That is correct!
donkeymoney
Lol you're the guy from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
*vigorously punching you* You are correct!
Katheebs
legalisegaymarijuana
Not all beer is vegan
BeerIsVegan
Fish things?
legalisegaymarijuana
fish bladder gelatine, yes
NeededALessSoporificUsername
hereforthegoodies
misspeak and suddenly your this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vv5CsP1pAg
AlkeneThiol
All he needs is a Pepsi can and the first half of April is sumemearized
OmiMichelle
Hahahahaha
IDontKnowHowToHuman
However, an American did violently remove an employee from a commercial ~"airline" in Nazi territory.
Nigbac
Don't make light of the use of illegal chemical weapons. Indescriniate. Basically instopable. More of a threat than nukes and easier to get.
tomyironmane
you're thinking of bioweapons. Chem weapons are basically a bitch to employ well.
Nigbac
I am fully aware of the distinction and am not mistaken. I hold to my aforementioned opinion.
BendydickWaffleSmack
Well... he's not wrong...
HighSlayerRalton
Are you certain no paying customer was ever forced out of a Nazi plane against their will?
PhotogenicHemorrhoid
Pretty sure Dr Jones threw one out of a zeppelin, does that count?
NeededALessSoporificUsername
I believe that it was just a terrorism act on Dr. Jones part. Hitler did not condone that act of violence
kjob6
"No ticket."
ILovePolarBears