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The only man in recent memory worthy of the whip.
Dec 23, 2016 2:51 AM
TaquitosGrande
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The only man in recent memory worthy of the whip.
plsslideintomydms
God no
TomSelleckPI
Why? There's nothing wrong with the originals, that's like making a Ghostbusters remake.
nicolekenn
If anything make him do the uncharted movie
sdfq3gb23gb423g2
No dear god no
madbydesign
No. Just… fuck no.
Toastytoadss
no one but harrison you saggy buttt muching pieces of crapporoos
StaticXster70
Not a remake, a prequel set during his college days.
dArtagnan62
NOOOO
trustinjebus
This belongs in a museum
origamivagina
Chris Pratt could make a Kinko’s commercial.. I’d watch it.
Toastytoadss
id rather keep old man i dy
LadyOfSpaceAndTime
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
jakethetao
Not a remake, but something new entirely A La I.J. where Pratt was a Student of Indy's in years long past and is now the top man in hisfield
Toastytoadss
id rather keep old man indy
Toastytoadss
ew no thanks
Racistpenguin
Forget Brendan Fraiser and Crisp Ratt, bring Micheal Weatherly back to NCIS, that show sucks old pig ass without him
toddthewee
well, hopefully it will end with this last Weatherly-less season. God it's getting tiresome.
ThatsDaddysMilk
HE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!
jbird84
Yesss this is what ive been saying!
MajorPenguin
Thats...really freaking impressive.
Bukefalos
I...actually freaking agree.
KEB114
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JustSayN0
But Ford is a great Dr. Jones, much like Russell is a great Jack Burton. I could see if he played his son all grown. I just think that the
JustSayN0
Originals are great all by themselves and instead of remaking them, just play them again. I'm an old fart though.
Pandaphant
Don't remake those movies with anybody.
JustSayN0
Yeah if he played his son all grown I could see that but I think they are great as is.
JapanesePizza333
Make NEW ones, not remakes.
MrToday
ChrisPrattInhalingExcitedly
SDStephenie
If we have to sit through a remake then my vote is for Tom Hardy
ackman100
I like that, I also like the guy from the notebook
JonestownClassPresident
Holy shit that is a good fit.
VaclavUrbanek
Actually how dare you.
indyjones2010
NOOO!!! Harrison Ford IS Indiana Jones!
comfortableshoes
He will always be my main man crush. Not Harrison Ford, but Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones.
indyjones2010
Yes!
comfortableshoes
Ekibwurm
he looks like he could rock the hat&whip so good.... + his silliness would fit right in *thinks back of the scimitar vs gun scene*
jbird84
He is perfect, he can be a womanizing scoundrel and we still love him! Remember when starlord was like ohh i forgot you were in here..
humbledham
I would definitely use the whip on him ;)
thegarthok
Love that scene because the only thing that made it happen was Ford having a bad case of the runs.
Ekibwurm
yea but it was pure genius too. was over a decade after i saw the scene i heard bout it. didnt make this scene less gold
eskymojoe
Chris Pratt is a good actor and a terrible pet owner.
Killerpopsicle
Hey, His leg was already gone when they got him.
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
Didn't they give the dog to someone and that person was the terrible pet owner?
eskymojoe
It was another owner who lost it but they signed an agreement to raise the dog. They used to own the cat from Stuart little too and Chris's-
eskymojoe
Response was to give it away on twitter.
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
I don't know if I'd call that a terrible pet owner if they thought it was going to a good home.
eskymojoe
Yeah, that on its own is fine. Clearly though it didn't go to a good home. And it's the cat from Stuart fuxking little.
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
Yeah but I mean it's not like they could know the new owners would be shit. Unless they had a history. Shelters make people jump through (1)
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
whatever reason they should give it to a good family & not the pound. But if that family turns out shitty it's not the original owners (4)
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
pet owners who I didn't expect it from. Personally I think if someone gets a pet they should keep it. If they do get rid of it for (3)
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
hoops to ensure pets go to good homes, but even then they sometimes adopt out to shitty people without realizing. I've known some shitty (2)
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
fault. We wouldn't blame a pound for accidentally giving an animal to a shitty owner they thought was good.(5)
thatisfactuallycorrect
osilvers
I'm a dude and yes
thefuzziestofbutts
My lady boner is through the roof.
Lalael
I'm a girl and yes.
mcflylikeaneagle
Same. They need a catchy girl version of this
Lalael
Best I can think of is Cheryl going sploosh
TimTamSlam128
Stop. My vagina can only get so moist
Vertisce
This conversation is going places...
tobucks
Do we really need another effing remake?! Really?!
AuntSharron
Seriously. A legit (serious, even) Burt Macklin movie would be waaaaay better.
WastingEvenMoreTime
Treat it like James Bond. He just has new stories and who cares that the time frames can't line up.
dougbea
Yes. So, sit down and calm your tits.
hagb
It's the prequel to Uncharted
YourFriendBen
member when that big boulder chased Indy?
StuckinaBalloon
Oh i member!
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
This is weird the original post was 2yrs ago but just today I got a notification on my phone linking him with a new indiana jones film
WinterRavyn
No, no, no, the term they use is "reboot" it's completely different than a remake because it just is, the Hollywood people told us so.
Flyndaran
Remakes try to stay true to the original theme and story line like period pieces, while reboots allow changing all sorts of other features.
RustyLongshanks
Indy could become like Bond: a character who is portrayed by many actors over the years.
Flyndaran
Fighting Nazis is his thing and that's kind of constrained rather tightly in history.
Flyndaran
Bond fights a no longer existent cold war, but spies! Those are always cool and Russia is becoming the big bad to a lot of people again.
elb98rm
No. Make new films about new characters.
Devils29
No but i want to see his stories of when he worked for the OSSduring the war
SwingDinger
But its Chris Pratt
tobucks
Isn't he allowed to do something original?
Boomshanker
I MEMBER!!!!!!
Equreuil
I'd rather new stories, preferably ones set in the same time as the original 3
Janthran
idk i think it could be cool if they made a 4th movie with crisp rat
lifeisapicnic
Money grab 6.0
justasomeone
i'd go for Back to the Future remakes just to see the second one made well as the plot is not half bad. but i hear ya.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Constant ww2 Indy > atomic age indy
jdmjay
TaquitosGrande
At this point its inevitable. I would rather it be done right and continue the legacy of the old movies if it happens.
BaronVonJoeJoe
Wasn't it Pratt or Jensen Ackles? I'd rather see ackles if I am honest but both are good.
LamarTheHeadhumper
And I could go for a good fourth Indiana jones
jdavis1186
Or a third good one.
focusundrunkes
Third one the crystal skull one? You didn't like it?
Irishitup
...they might end up raping him too though.
dannycakes
Can you write a better movie?
tobucks
Hunt this down and read it. At least it's original and with the special FX now, it's doable: The Eternal Now by Murray Leinster (1944)
moxymox
ugh. ANOTHER book to movie adaptation?! Do we need ANOTHER book to movie adaptation!? COME ON, LAZY HOLLYWOOD (am i doing it right?)
tobucks
Apparently we do, because Hollywood no longer has any imagination.
moxymox
RIGHT? Hollywood produces 500 original titles a year, most financed by EFFING TENTPOLE films. STOP ALREADY "LAZYWOOD" (this is right, yes?)
tazednconfused
After the crystal skull? Absofuckinlutely
fuckstartmyheart
LionCultBoatOrgey
Crystal skull? Never heard of it.
forestfinagle
It's an abomination
tazednconfused
Newest IJ movie, came out a few years ago. You could say it nuked the fridge.
LadyKatie
That doesn't look like anything to me...
pugofstardock
*handsinears* lalallaaaa CAN'T HEAR YOU!
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
you stuck your whole hands in your ears? that's hardcore
UngratefulNoob
I think you're imagining things man. I've never heard of anything like that.
FoxyEllie
Yeah, I know what you mean. Just last week I heard him talking about an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie. Must be nuts.
NZSheeps
Shhh. We do not speak of THAT movie on here.
breanarain
Oh I get it! Just like we don't talk about M. Night Shamalamadingdongs Avatar movie, right?
Werewolfoflondon
No, continue the stories.
munkeyninja
sure let's soft reboot another series and water everything down again and again instead of making something original... yay mediocrity!!!
zebil
Might be hard to continue after aliens fly away
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
I agree. Don't reboot or remake. Do it like Bond, cast another actor and keep going. Maybe pretend crystal skull never happened.
IsaacZehPanda
What's crystal skull?
SaiikoTA
That's the spirit
orangatuan
Did someone say Vodka?