When you buy a 20 ollar pregnancy test and then get your period the next day.
I'm staring because I want my bedroom wall your skin tone.
bloop
When you feel that splash back on your nethers.
It smells like teen spirit
For all those going to bed, I wish you a good noot
For all your fancy dancy spooky needs.
Instant nostalgia.
When you are depressed.
I'm here to heck up your day.
There isn't mushroom for him under there but he fits!
The mattresses are always my perfect squish level too.
Getting the munchies.
When you get your cake day notification but mostly don't give a shit.
I hope marshmallows absorb sadness because I just bought a whole bag.
God help you if he was wearing a trilby.
Ignore the irrelephant worries of life and be happy for a moment.
Dancing!
What a croc' a *bleep*
Regarding the idea of 72 virgins...
MRW everybody's debating Beyonce's attractiveness and trying to invalidate each others' opinions.
I don't know what you all else are doing...
One of those statistics I'd like to see after I die.
Served. Like a boss.
When someone gets called out for reposting by the original OP
MRW someone posts Imgurian's confessions. All your juicy little secrets ;)
Me trying to chat up a guy I like.
"I'll take an AskYahoo Question for 600, Alex."
At least I'll never ask for nudes or leave you guys with an unopened safe :D
Happy late night imguring : D
Forgive me, for I have sinned :(
MRW my life is spinning out of control.
When I'm in public and I've just managed to change my username in time before someone walks by.
Error 458009: Broken 4th wall. User has become aware of the outer net.
When Grandma's late for her salon appointment.
Burp.
Seriously though. I don't know how to do that.
Looks like somebody didn't skip leg day.
Just bringing back the 2000's guys.
I think we all knew the main consumer of flash game sites, but this confirms it.