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Art degree.
Everyone told me not to get my degree in art, but after a lot of hard work, I have finally landed a job doing what I love most in life!
Oct 8, 2014 5:31 AM
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Everyone told me not to get my degree in art, but after a lot of hard work, I have finally landed a job doing what I love most in life!
snantz
Live the dream?
ChickenandFishMakesAGreatDish
As a first year attorney who makes more per hour doing home construction, i feel dat
IamAlexander
There's is a time when you have to cross some lines to get where you want to get!
kriptonicdj
Plot twist: These are his paintings
LosBrendo
You should be using a matte paint! Otherwise at night, the light still reflects the lines of paint. You've made invisible ink parking.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Thank you! I hate painted-over lines!
jadespider
It represents the duality of man and his struggle against the natural order, and it's on sale for $9.50/hour
Rhase
Heh, I worked construction while getting my art degree. Now I'm a graphic designer. Network harder, trust me.
aykyle
Fucking masterpiece.
dontsayfuck
Is that really necessary?
jayster2
=_=
justfoundoutyoucanchangeyourusername
Well, you can fuck something else, if you prefer.
HeyCasButt
What the duck do you think, yah mucking truck?
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Living the dream!
meltedfaceguy
RepublicofTexa
Everyone told me not to get my degree in art, but after a lot of hard work, I have finally landed a job doing what I love most in life!
ThisAccountWasMadeForJustice
I paint lines as well, but I'm about to get a management degree. Soon I'll be able to make other people paint the lines.
MustangChris
As someone with two undergrad business degrees who hasn't found a MGMT. position. AHHAHAHA HAH AHHA..... but seriously, chase your dreams.
raspberrycats
You are living the dream.
MariaSebastian
Do you take commissions?
Klingon00
Obviously, OP's work is essentially working for a commission as opposed to doing art for it's sake alone.
retsaoter
Protip: a broom handle will screw into the end of the roller frame. No need to bust your back all day.
MaleficentMagus
Notice the stick on the broom but not the roller. He is more adept at cleaning then painting. Fuck art, janitorial sanitation for you, bud.
FiatLuxIam
HA! Accurate and painful. lol
BreadyStinellis
He's a struggling artist. Emphases on struggling.
MeSoMerry
And would you look at that, a broom right there!
zerozechs
Whoa, now. OP has an art degree, not an engineering degree. Let's not get ahead of ourselves with this technical stuff.
jimicos
Also not a janitorial degree. What is this broom you speak of?
Avatar720
It's what we plebs refer to as a Reachy Sweepy.
jimicos
Ha. Elitists and their war on words.
Gizmodian
They're a flying machine, right?
ChallengeEggcepted
Everyone told me not to get my degree in art, but after a lot of hard work, I have finally landed a job doing what I love most in life!
richsims81
It can be an art
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
I hope he's making each spot 2 feet smaller just to fuck with everyone.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I hate when lines are painted over. It's confusing when there's a glare on the road, or when it's raining at night time.
nolow
i logged in just to downvote this
misshoodoo
Got a bachelor's degree from an art school in May. Making $35,000 salary doing what I went to school for now. You can do it too.
pencilholder
As someone working in the entertainment industry as a Concept Artist, fuck your hypocrisy. I bet my job is a lot more fun than many of yours
EstebanJulioRicardoMontoyaDeLaRosaRamirez
or you could be a downvote fairy on imgur...i mean that seems to be really trendy right now
aykyle
For every downvote fairy, there will be an upvote fairy to counteract.
r0xtehem0x
Everyone told me not to get my degree in art, but after a lot of hard work, I have finally landed a job doing what I love most in life!
JudgeVegas
Black is the new orange.
werwerwere
dalescherrypie
btw did someone actually like that show? I watched the first couple of episodes and it was so boring
ThatShiftyMonkey
if no one liked, then the outstanding viewing numbers must all be out of selfhate.
Damphousse
You should rename yourself edgelord420xxxweedwizardxxx
IAlwaysUpvoteDeadpool
*yellow
Cruxador
Yellow and Orange are secretly the same colot.
JudgeVegas
But then the reference doesn't work.
StuckInBetweeen
That's when we call it a reach. Still funny though so +1
JudgeVegas
If we all pull together we can make the pun work.
StuckInBetweeen
Aye, trust in Imgurians. Also your bio is a lieeee you have two other trophies.
jovialhenchman
Missed a spot
MagnustheJust
Heh... that's what she said!!
PoppinLochNessHopster
I'm sure you will make an excellent paintbrush OP.
swp1988
A paintbrush with detachable human feet. Bonus!!
AnExplanation
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Hair-painting.jpg
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
10 minutes later, perfect forge of Mona Lisa.
PeskyGentlemen
HA, i get it. Cause that's not what an art degree is for
LonLonRanchDressing
but might I add, you painted over those yellow lines with the finesse and patience only a true artist could possess. truly exquisite.
osnabb
True artist? he didn't even keep the paint inside the lines!
babypoodle
word
qussow
I felt his performance was rather shallow and pedantic.
FiatLuxIam
I agree, yes, shallow AND PEDANTIC.
qussow
Though I will admit, his brushwork *is* fruity and precocious.
LonLonRanchDressing
hm, yes, shallow and pedantic.
espasmato
Mmm yes, shallow and pedantic indeed.
Yunacycle
It represents the duality of man
MintChocChip
http://imgur.com/mSYiHMn
lmNOsuperman
OP is Kraymer
Flucksy
Kraymer?! FUCK YOU!
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Kraymer?! *rolls eyes*
HoleCamels
Cosmo
pixelsnader
Wanda?
IHateSmugMidgets
Kraymer?
f4m0us4m0s
Anyone gonna turn this into an upvote gif?
tdiguy
I will tonight
DezTurkish
I'm watchin' you, tdiguy.
Squelchtone
I wish we had Luxury Lanes
RodRuntledge
http://share.gifyoutube.com/KeML0b.gif
LosPer
LOL. You read my mind...
StillNotYouTube
It's so luxurious.
Canyouteachmehowtodougie
Weird spelling but it reminds me of his short-term company, Kraymerica.
shellythatsme
ASSMAN
RodRuntledge
http://gifyoutube.com/gif/KeML0b
jimicos
That's sixteenth-mile is the best stretch of road in the area.
lmNOsuperman
*KRAMER
EhhhMaybeLater
*Assman
cotopaxi
You're forgiven because this place doesn't have nearly enough Seinfeld posts.
JustPraiseGaben
Craymer
liquinas
Plot twist: He isn't actually employed there and his job is to create chaos through parking lot anarchy.
Leithoa
the first rule of parking lot anarchy is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT PARKING LOT ANARCHY http://www.operatorchan.org/t/src/140560158094.jpg
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
tee hee. Anarchy
surge130
Double plot twist: the reason for said anarchy was due to a mission given to him by Tyler Durden
ilikeu
That seems right to me
TickleMeFlymo
I know this because they normally remove the markings with a thermal lance thingy that makes a shitloada noise
Cruxador
I think around here, people would park in exactly the same places and nothing would change.
eddiebarzoon
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/494101/378908.jpg
landseer
Is that art, though?
bobbidiboopy
Some say what he is doing is chaos, others call it art.
WhimsicalCalamari
If the point was to get a reaction, yes. If the point was to document how people reacted to a lack of guidelines, it would be science.
Liquidbullets
this comment is art.
bardicle
Well, you know what they say... Trolling is a art
DickSamurai
*double take* AN
Leithoa
A modern interpretation of the classical greek Sisyphus myth. It really speaks to the punishment of today's youth for conforming to society
cbjfan
Sisyphus sounds like a sissy
UpsetFace
susyphus sounds like an STD
diabolicaljazz
After all the times he has pushed a rock up a hill, I wouldn't want to call him that to his face.
afx82
Now thatś art!
SharksInSpace
Rather, he's moving the lines six inches closer to each other. Just enough so people can park between the lines, but not open their doors.
diabolicaljazz
Slow down there, satan.
SharksInSpace
That's actually an old Simpsons gag. Bart did that to the school parking lot, and jammed the faculty staff in the parking lot.
Sam03396
Google has the weirdest team building exercises.
lumi69
Seems legit. I'll buy it.
IQuestionYourUsername
Of course he's not employed, he has an Art Degree
Koantum
Strangely this was my first thought, then it occurred to me maybe the lot owner actually wants the lines blacked out.
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
There's probably gonna be a lot of hipstery people who will consider that art.
disgr4ce
Simpsons did it! "Bart: The beauty of it is, each parking space is a mere one foot narrower–indistinguishable 1/2
whowouldnt
Inb4 CAPTAIN ANARCHY!
diabolicaljazz
Captain Anarchy works for the King of Anarchy, who lives in a dumpster behind Wal-Mart.
disgr4ce
to the naked eye! But therein lies the game." 2/2
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
SIMPSONS DID IT
opasnisivizmaj
One cannot create chaos through anarchy, anarchy is order...
ImgurFairy
Yes, you understand. Thank you.