If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk. (3/2)

Jan 7, 2014 10:47 PM

Azhtral

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No walk, no Computer.

Bottle rocket prank.

ok the taping and the planking one just made me sad and angry.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is how I know I'm getting old: I was genuinely concerned that the planking guy might have died. That was a long drop.

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

what if the guy who got his face taped couldn't breathe. He could've died.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The look on that chicks face w the hairdryer... priceless.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They just get better and better! The penguin and the seal!

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

the asian dude goes full level karate master

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some of these are fantastic ways to kill someone and pretend it was a prank.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

These make me really angry. +1

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

that flying kick

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

was amazing

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

upvoting spree

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is this from Daigo v. Justin Wong in 3rd Strike?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The penguin was like. "What the fuck you going to do?"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That owl... exactly how I feel most days at work.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

3/2? http://imgur.com/tA9I6W7

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Well at least it's not 3/0

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the one with ducktape : asphyxia

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Wait why is the dancing guy a jerk?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Asshole stole my moves.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

firecracker showerbro is my new hero

12 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 7

We will never be as happy as he was at that moment.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More admirably, it's a bottle rocket. So shits zoomin' 'round the shower before it actually explodes.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

the look on his face of pure joy is what gets me.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You can practically hear the hysterical laughter

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

but you CAN hear the hysterical laughter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY_tvK3N_YU

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a lot more funny in my head

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sounded funnier in my head.. ;p

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ride with me user sub. Ride with me to the front page!

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 9

TODAY IS THAT DAY!!!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Apparently, today is not that day... :( At least the first 2 made it.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Darn....I tried. Do you want me to get back on my horse and give an Aragorn-esque speech about it not being this day?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That would be lovely kind gentlesirlady.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A day may come when the courage of Men fails! when we forsake User Submitted and break free to Most Viral...BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i don't understand how the dancing guy is being a jerk

12 years ago | Likes 377 Dislikes 3

Someone needs to add him to the gif of the two girls at a rave...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is my spirit animal

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

he's making fun of ravers

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think he's just as high as a mothafuckin kite

12 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

I thought he was special needs. This is almost the same thing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he's mocking the dancing style of the others, but I'm not sure.

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

oh okay, I can see that now that you said it. I just assumed he was fucked up when I first saw it. It could always be both

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he's high as shit...

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Look at his face and tell me he's not a jerk.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I'm not impressed by the firework in the shower. That could seriously injure a person.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

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12 years ago (deleted Jan 16, 2014 9:02 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

If someone throws a firecracker into my shower, it's likely to go off before I realise what is going on. Fireworks are dangerous, not pranks

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's parts?! Oh OP..I love you right now

12 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

*There're

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh my God..I JUST noticed that! Holy crap, thank you ShoopDeDoop!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My pleasure.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how on Imgur people talk all seriously and then go thank you completelystrangeandsortofirrelevantusername!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

read my mind!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The look on Fratbro's face when he holds the shower door shut warms the cockles of my heart

12 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 7

i hope at some point in my life i can experience happiness of level with his.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's the look of pure joy...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 for cockles

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And maybe even in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidney, maybe even in the colon. We don't know.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Video with maniacal laughter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY_tvK3N_YU

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have an ear infection and I cried watching it cause it hurt so bad to laugh that hard.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

you should probably just not even be here for the sake of your well being

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"I've never seen such a viciously ruptured eardrum." - overythirty's Doctor.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did..did someone put their penis in it?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WERE THEY BLACK?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cockles, huh...

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Maybe a little lower, in the sub-cockle area, maybe even in the colon, we don't know.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think we're talking about two different things ;)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You asshole.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job..

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm your average white suburbanite slob

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like football and porno and books about war.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Dennis Leary.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did the guy that stapled the other guys tie to the desk basically hang him?

12 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 2

No way a staple would hold you there like that. sucks for the tie though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, but he ruined a tie. If anyone ruined my tie, I would make them buy me a new one. I love my ties and they are expensive.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Check out shoplikeagentleman.com. It's a friends business, so I'll admit a bit of bias, but his ties are pretty great for the price.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe if it wasn't fake.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Barats and Bereta, here you go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOTBWlt0-Y0

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Finally, someone else on here knows the hilariousness of Barats and Bereta :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did the tape guy die?

12 years ago | Likes 1382 Dislikes 4

I actually think the girl with the hairdryer is just really good at getting ready for ICP concerts

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he didn't die, he accepted his fate pretty well.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you watch it enough, I don't think he actually tapped over his mouth. Also, as someone who has had something similar happen, I was fine

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It freaks me out just thinking bout it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7HH8BaWd5M so... russians?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Highly possible. Guy didn't check to see if the dude could breathe.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Looked like he did after the first wrap, then went to town

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah : [ RIP tape guy

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No but I'm sure the seal did.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tape guy rustled my jimmies.

12 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

i'm more worried about home dude with the necktie noose

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

If he didn't, I bet the guy who put the tape on him did.

12 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Good point. If that ever happened to me, there would definitely be a minimum of one casualty involved.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I freaked out a bit watching it. I could not handle that at all.

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Same. Had a moment of panicked breathing for a bit.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He had the guy cover his face before he did it :)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Watch it again - he gets a few good wraps in before the guy puts up a hand, and a few more before he gets the other hand up.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Above his mouth. Then he looks down over his face, probably to make sure he didn't cover his mouth. Pretty sure it's not a snuff gif.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Water is a great solvent that will dissovle the glue of the tape rather easily, so unless it is wrapped tight with the tape, not so much.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ah, so all he has to get is stick his head in a bucket for half and hour and then he's good to go?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You do realise that your breath contains quite a bit of water, right? :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no.. you only need like 5 seconds of a complete dip and them some heat/friction.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the guy who was hanged by his necktie...he did die.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he didn't tape his mouth before he took his heads up to make a gap I think. check it.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeaaaaah... I doubt he thought that far ahead.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like it might be easily ripped masking tape, but still, I hope he knocked a few of the other guy's teeth out afterward.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

honestly, it looks like he avoided the mouth area until the dude put his hands up. this = danger though.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably, but in the attacker's defense... he probably did it as a joke, so it's all good.

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 15

As someone who died from that......yea.

12 years ago | Likes 412 Dislikes 4

As the resident expert on dead people, I don't believe you.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You should do an AMA!

12 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

He cant he's dead....Duhhh

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Assassinate Me Again?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

RIP in peace.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard at that, thought you should know

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Apr 26, 2015 8:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No, he can't, he's dead. Geez, don't you know how to read??

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So many new gifs I have to save and rename *sigh*.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

planning to repost them in 3 month eh?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, to use as reply/reaction gifs. Like this

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for the Justified gif. There aren't nearly enough of them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another Justified fan?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A relatively new one, but yeah. Only watched the first two seasons so far, but I got 3 & 4 for Christmas, so I'm gonna get caught up soon.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love to know what the kid with the blind fold and brick was trying to achieve...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To throw the brick into the basket?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh!It's been a long day of attempted essay writing and on second viewing with your kind assistance it's all making sense, thanks Dr!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well it still doesn't make a lot of sense but no worries :D.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I demand a part (4/2)!

12 years ago | Likes 528 Dislikes 4

Lets make this a "no wadjet" type thing.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

commenting to agree.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I demand this goes a lot higher than part (4/2)!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yep these guys are right. I want way more

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I propose we all agree with this demand!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...so part 2?

12 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 5

Listen here you lil shit...

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

2/1

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Simplified fractions! So. er. wait. yes I suppose it's just 2.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait wait wait. i said wait 3 times, 2 times 3 = 6, 6 is a nuber divisible by 1,1 + 2 = 3, 3/1 = 3 simplified, 3+3=9 9/3 = 3 HL3 CONFIRMED

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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Oh gosh, the first one is working again?! Wtf I'm so confused... >.< ignore me lol.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and part (1/2) and (2/2) ?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:45 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Thank you! :)

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