Things my girlfriend has said in her sleep

Mar 6, 2015 4:32 PM

jobokai

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You dont have a gf because of that 11th picture! You Monster!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOu clever bastard

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turns out hands can't speak.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

our GF's look really similar

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't be so hard on yourself

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS CHEATING

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You lucky you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I expected dickbutt

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, #7 is classic!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

dammit, that bitch is cheating on me!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It would have been funnier if the 11th picture was the same as the other 10.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well it would have been funnier if...I don't know. I give up. http://imgur.com/ecTKIws

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol #3 i couldn't believe she said that

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was just going to post an angry comment about why you needed gifs for this. Then I scrolled down.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend farted in her sleep once

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HA

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Liar. Girls don't fart.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the exact same thing she said

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't ruin this for me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was some skerry Paranormal Activity post and the cover would move or some horrible face would appear at the end.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I know! It's because you have no girlfriend, right?

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

I see someone didn't click to see the #11.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#foreversingle

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

gf pls

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love you friend

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I thought she just doesn't talk in her sleep. That was a sad ending.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You're gonna be somebody's totally awesome Someday. Like, this needs to be Literature. Good luck, OP.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah fuck tears in my eyes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hopefully those are like normal tears, cause otherwise I don't think that'd be pleasant...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 was particularly relevant to my life

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, I thought the joke was that your gf slept well.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if you combine the bedpost and the shadow and use the knot in the post as an eye it looks like a lizard monster

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 though !!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuckin dickbutt

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

:)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for including the template! I can't wait to make my own!

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

After seeing the third was, I clued in with hands don't talk. I was close.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wut

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did...did someone need the 11th slide to figure that out?

11 years ago | Likes 873 Dislikes 7

I did

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved that touch

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes I thought his girlfriend just didn't talk in her sleep

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did I need it? No. Was I impressed that someone went to the trouble to add an 11th image that would have to be clicked on? Yes. Yes I was.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to pile on man!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was waiting for sound; I'll see myself out.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It took me 6 or 7 to get the joke. For shame

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Need? No. Enjoy? Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How else would we get a dickbutt image?!?!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

what a twist.. he Shyamalan'd us all

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like you wouldn't believe: http://imgur.com/wyynDf4

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what made this for me

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was going to be a picture of his hand or something

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That'd be too easy. http://imgur.com/wHfV8Lf (actual OC)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was a toss up to me either no gf/gf dead

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, I don't think I could do the dead girlfriend. That's WAY too morbid for me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No...okay maybe. Only Judy can judge me.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No..... *cries in corner

11 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 3

One of us, One of us, One of us.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Shut your mouth.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did, I'm also quite fucked up right now though

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

haha this is perfect

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought he was saying she was a quiet sleeper

11 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 2

That's what I thought for the first few; realised there were 10 and hoped for a simple "foreverAlone.PNG" to redeem it from the obvious one.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which would've been funnier in my opinion.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or just that she doesn't talk in her sleep. My girlfriend is hardly a quiet sleeper, but she doesn't say anything.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That was sentimental as shit. I liked it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glad you liked it. I have a new one that I need to post.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean that like an exclamation, like awesome as shit, or cool as shit. Would sentimental as hell have worked better?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha that works too. :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello darkness my old friend...

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Aw I made myself sad...

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Darkness: Not now

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I've come to talk with you again

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because a vision softly creeping

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've fapped and came in my own hand

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

?1

11 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

Is that... Saul goodman?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

No its lego Batman

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've come to talk to you again...

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

time to talk to you again... I hope i did not start a comment chain

11 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 13

Because the silence is soflty creeping (some Men just want to watch the world burn)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I've come to talk with you again*

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Because a vision softly creeping

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

WRONG LYRICS YOU HEATHEN

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

with* sorry >_<

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Because a vision softly creeping

11 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

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Left its seeds while i was sleeping

11 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

And the vision that was planted in my brain

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And the vision that was planted in my brain.. still remains..

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And the vision that was planted in my brain

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And the vision, that was planted in my brain.

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Still remains

11 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

It's good to see you once again...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Darkness:I have a boyfriend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"New phone, who dis?"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like I'll be wanking it again...

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Because a pussy softly creeping...

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jesus loves you more than you will know. Whoa oh oh.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hello Dickbutt...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's been a lot of these posts recently, just thought I'd share mine

11 years ago | Likes 637 Dislikes 10

Say, that's a nice headboard ya got ther, bb

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

instant classic

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

have you been sleeping with my gf?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Double dip successful. Falling back.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 got to me OP. +1

11 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

i was confused for a solid minute before i realised.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's nice to get a new perspective on the same subject.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just can't with you right now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was really hoping the last one would be creepy, like, a hand from under the bed and "Skin...such supple skin...". Something classy, y'know?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awwwww :*{

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too much Silent Hill, could've sworn this would turn into a jump scare

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parody posts are hit or miss so +1 for a genuinely funny one.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Glad you liked it! I hadn't seen anybody do this yet so I figured I'd take a chance :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How has noone mentioned the dickbutt in the last image? Damn you OP, damn you.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You can't see it on mobile, I may have made it too subtle....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least on my phone

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat dickbutt tho.

11 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 2

Me: there is no dickbu......Holy shit!! Dickbutt!!!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i looked for fkn 20 minutes now. i can't see it :<

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

took me a while to see it!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I dont see it.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can't see it on mobile :)

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I didn't notice until I read a comment, I had to go back and check... You crafty devil you

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

* clears throat* fuck you op

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Awww, Thank you!! I'll fuck me too!!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But your girlfriend won't!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually did and it's not even that hard to see.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Then why did I see it on my mobile? D:

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/IoekJJe

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