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Modern Family DIrector Live Tweets Drunk Woman On Plane
Sep 29, 2014 10:40 PM
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DanCutter
What's the charge for gently choking someone out? ;)
Dersce
DO YOU EVEN DRINK!?
HalfJudPrince
I could just picture Sweet Dee from It's Always Sunny doing this..
trustmeimnotaprofessional
For some reason I knew she'd be wearing cheetah print...
freethelibrarians
I read the first 3/4 and sent it to my friend like "haha, doesn't this sound like Nadia?!" then he said her name is Nadia and I FREAKED OUT
freethelibrarians
It's not her in the picture though. But damn. Let me assure you that there are at least two Nadias in the world who are like this.
stygiansojourn
Glitch in the Matrix.
hourlycaffeineintake
She looks exactly like I was expecting her to after all those tweets
ParsleySage
Abdul: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
SpinningSpider
I am sad there was no picture of her in cuffs.
duckshooter
Where Dan ends, Nadia starts. DaNadia
SugarSmack
This should be a thing. The female "Dan" should be "Nadia".
Glued2aPost
Modern Family director wasn't in first class?!
justmandythings
a guy on the same flight saw her tweets& sent her a pic of the girl in a wheelchair
she replied #internetwins
youenteredthesecuritycodewrong
"the internet wins" yes, yes it does
dedradawn
She was drunk enough to require a wheelchair? Also, I wish I could read her drunken texts.
justmandythings
also, i blame my screen res for the large photo.
firebellys
#TeamAbdul #NEverForget
beedude
That was one hell of a ride.
Rimm
Flight*
ImSorryForTheLackOfApostrophe
It was wild from start to finish.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
It was a very satisfying roller coaster, though, like I didn't have to wait in line.
KateeEMS
I'm not understanding the wording in your title.
WarJesus420
If you look at the sentence right underneath it at the start of the tweets that's what it's supposed to be "Modern Family DIrector Live..."
l0itersquad
10/10 worth the read
stygiansojourn
I read every one of these as if he were whispering into a field recorder.
elfoe
Wifi on a plane? Who has money for that?
Blargish
On Southwest its only 8 bucks to use, totally worth it if you, missed your fight to NYC and flew into Hartford instead.
AirlineGeek
I mean generally speaking it's only a few bucks on domestic flights; drop in the bucket compared to a few hundred for the ticket.
gtaomg
I see. International is like 20$ for an hour
Habis
Going to Vegas, saying racial slurs about Arabs, talking about First Class. She's most definitely Persian. Source: I'm Persian.
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
My mental image of her was Nancy Grace the whole time, which made the neck kissing make no sense
MrSpanksworth
Am I the only one who can't comprehend the title?
ComradQuestion
I apologize. Not guna lie, I was on the toilet and didn't pay much attention
MrSpanksworth
Just a tad confusing is all, the post is still great.
willowwashere
I have a vague memory of something almost the same from last year that turned out to be fake
infomuffin
#rooftopbreakup
Rimm
#teamtuba
willowwashere
team Rachel?
Snarknado
That was fake? :-(
mysterybruised
I imagined this whole scenario play out on the right section of the plane. What does this say about my brain?
toyotasandwich
Good brain! as long you didn't imagine it happening outside the plane.
Sinjinkg
Me too!
ThatITdude
Me three
AnnieOminous
I actually pictured it on the left side of the plane.
triplepenetration
Left here too!
mysterybruised
Left or right hand dominant?
AnnieOminous
I'm right hand dominant.. is there a correlation?
mysterybruised
Seems not. Thanks for the data
HailSatinGodOfFabric
OMG I was apparently on a plane w/ Ryan Case!!!
thealmightythor
You had to put up with Nadia's crap?
HailSatinGodOfFabric
Wait there was another Nadia??? I didn't hear her over my Hawaii 5-0. Also I have said this 3x and it keeps messing up so it better b funny
bhobbit123
are you abdul or nadia?
MadamPuddifoot
You were on this plane? Or are you trying to make a joke about being the drunk girl?
HailSatinGodOfFabric
But mostly the latter...
HailSatinGodOfFabric
The world may never know
NoItsATideUsername
So Ryan's a girl or a guy?
Natalan
Ryan is a woman.
volumetricsteve
That was an absolute triumph
NotSoSmartAlek
http://classicshowcase.com/gallery/TR66-240/TR66-240-001.jpg
Saxit
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
GiftedAnimator
It was making a huge success.
Summersky
Absolut*
MadamPuddifoot
She was later released by police, sadly. (I read the article earlier... Wasn't as hilariously depicted, though)
Mooniverse
Huge success.
BrassKicker
My satisfaction is hard to overstate.
stutteringbob
It's almost a little painful that all of you have misquoted it so terribly :)
BrassKicker
http://imgur.com/BViDDA9
SmegT
For some reason I started reading and imagined her being Fran Drescher sounding. Pic confirmed. Thank you.
Fenomenoide
Oh good! I wasn't the only one!!!
amagiciannamedgob
The picture solidified it for me.
OutdoorHuman
Janice!!
alittlefun
yep, there she is :) OHH MYYY GOOOOD!!!!!
plainoldfool
I was thinking of that annoying check in the 'let me take a selfie' song.
HamJuice
I was thinking more "Sammi" from Jersey Shore... or really any Jersey Shore character for that matter; drunk, loud and wearing animal print
LabyrinthCharm
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Like Snookie's stupid drunken ass.
ambicnce
"Snookie's stupid drunken ass" has now been sober for quite a few years and has a child + one on the way.
xephus
Darrrr-ing please!
shellmazine
Sounds like OP was drunk writing the title.
iamgrr
Plot twist: it was drunk woman in story.
binicorn
you made me scroll all the way back up to see that, then back down here to comment. How dare you! *hic
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
http://www.reddit.com/r/titlegore
IDrawPokemon
Nsfl. :c
ComradQuestion
Drunk, on the toilet, same thing
killerwafflesaucefromouterspacenamed
Was it an OP or an OPoo ;) heh heh
phyzome
Can you explain what the title was supposed to be? It's bothering me.
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
It says "Modern Family DIrector Live Tweets Drunk Woman On Plane" underneath so I assume that is it. Like was a typo of Live, and so forth.
InboxMeYourOods
like = live
Treblaine
Reads it wishing "please don't be my sister, please don't be my sister, please don't be my sister" amazingly, it wasn't.
panchista
HA! The only reason I was sure this wasn't my own sister was because she lives in Europe.
MyRashSmellsLikeBacon
Dude I was having the same exact thought
IsItaBird
Huh
Elonth
you have no idea how funny i found this comment.
thatisnotwhatshesaid
How does she have reception on the plane?!
Sesquipedaisy
Given that the photo follows a tweet which states that "[a] police car just pulled up," I'm guessing the plane had already landed.
HailSatinGodOfFabric
She probably had the $8 for in flight wifi
okbluejays
That's a thing? I'm so sheltered.
ABadlyBehavedRabbit
#TeamAbdul
Materclaritas
#teamtitos
callmenever
#TeamElan
Keesterbunny
#TeamToaster
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
Let's not start this.
ABadlyBehavedRabbit
Too late :)
TheGriffin
#teamflightattendant
bleghdfsdjh
#Teamairplaneseat
ThatLemonStealingHorse
#TeamTuba
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
#TeamGuetta
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Ah man, does anyone have the link to the rooftop breakup live tweet? That was the best. #teamrachel
bikeytom
"I'm not talking about love on a roof in brooklyn"
fairleenormal
Replying to read if link given.
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DiedAndHauntingImgur
What is it those young'ns say? "You 'da real MVP"?
AmandaGrace2770
Omg thank you. I missed this one and have been trying to figure out the references to it for what seems like forever.
FappedInAmerica
#TeamMarriedCouple
eromitlab
#TeamJJ
Seth21
"Abdul" is not an actual Arabic name, only part of two-word names. "Abd" is the first, "ul" is part of the second. Only foreigners say it.
ABadlyBehavedRabbit
Huh, never knew that. That's cool :)
Seth21
The actual name could be "Abdulrahman" or "Abdullah", or any of the other 98.
plainoldfool
I hope you have to sit next to a Nadia one day, Mr. Fun at Parties.
krallisawesome
To clarify, "Abdul" means "Servant of the" and is usually followed by one of the names of God in Islam.
Seth21
It could also be translated as "Worshiper of the".
FappedInAmerica
As someone with Abdul in their name, I can confirm this.
ThatITdude
TMYN
slartibartfastgodofcoastlines
http://thefightingwannstaches.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/the_more_you_know_banner.jpg
GodsWorkSon
Usually followed by "lah", like "Abdullah". Source; it's my last name.
krallisawesome
Indeed - "lah" in this case is a shortened form of "Allah", thus "Abdullah" means "Servant of God".