Touching ur junk after the flaming hot cheetos just to give her that
Secret Santa killed it!
There's chopped kumquat in my fruit cup
Annual shout-out to Neil. You made it big in our hearts
You order has been shipped
Guys this sounds like goodbye
A Karen ironically proves her name
Secret Santa strikes again!
I guess I'll just post now
"Apartment with spacious kitchen"
If you don't do this do you really own a label maker?
One of my KitKats had no wafer
I made a post about Hillary being better than Trump and it got removed due to downvotes
Brace yourselves
Smart phone?
I almost wish we were doing vaccine passports so I could whip it out
At least I learned something
One of us?
Paige!
does that make it guac?
The Scholastic Book Fair never had these
I did manage a single trip from the car though
There seems to be a lot of rough in between my diamonds
Guilty until proven innocent
Cakeday Cake Collection
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
Secret Santa for me?
no banana slamma
Mildly interesting scissors that came with a package
Sticks and stones may break my bones and words can cause severe emotional trauma
For my fellow North Americans
...I see it
I thought the flight attendant was going to assimilate me
Definitely a proper use for workplace resources
PSA: Fake Eclipse Glasses
When you pee and pee and it just keeps coming
I messaged someone price gouging for gloves
I knew something was fishy with our president
What you did there...
My first attempt at pixel art
Here's to another ten more: Meme of the Decade
I won't forget this year!
Magic Eye, the bane of my childhood
A slightly belated Secret Santa!
Don't forget where you came from
I heard they also do bitcoin and crossfit
My Secret Santa killed it!
Single skittle dissolved in vodka?
Room for toppings!
Secret Santa killing it!
First we were nuking hurricanes, now we're shooting up Lysol
I usually end up in 'marketplace' before I realize my mistake
I made a thing
Use your computer to join the fight!
Who gives him these ideas?