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Aug 7, 2016 4:18 AM
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jonnify
The crimson punani tsunami!
whyisthisusernametaken
Woah... A meme I've never seen before.
Krympehl
Wait, what the fuck did I just upvote?!?
MisterTrashPanda
Gawd, women really do have a whole set of problems than what men face.
fhatnutz
Dreadbeur
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
Sneeze Tiger is the perfect centerpiece for the meme. +1 for on point meme game.
LadyWidebottom
At least you can expect that, it's a million times worse when you sneeze.
pazuzu
ChibiNut
You deserve more points
TinySatanHelper
Sucks
vapidvolvox
God that blows! Hate when that happens. Bloody hell.
BubbaWunk
Jesus man
AdamWoods
*woman
BigChunkyBubbles
As a man, periods are equal parts icky and fascinating.
IAmNotAWitch
I used to be afflicted with this kind of awfulness. I've been on the 3-month pack for 10 years and now my period is an after thought.
IAmNotAWitch
Something to consider!! (My skin is still fussy, but I can deal with that, though.)
kansasreign
Rare meme sighting
OnlyBurtonGusterGifs
I've never even seen it before
Pawntoast
What is it?
wellthatwassilly
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Illuminhotti
Is u from Kansas
kansasreign
no i was listening to carry on my wayward son when thinking of usernames
Illuminhotti
Ohhhh
FoozBabaganush
It's only used periodically
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
Once in a blood moon?
wolfmaster343
Just like the Red Sea?
Ewanator
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!!
keyserv
ShaZam1269
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
sunshinecrayon
Time of the month tiger
FreshWater13
This is why I clench pre-sneeze
PhilOliverWholes
That title tho
Captainclickbait
In just commenting because I get a point
Awesummzz
Your upvote doesn't count toward your points
Kiore
Is it wrong that I enjoy those moments?
Incantanto
Try playing the clarinet for two hours. Ewww.
Craanked
TheFabulousFuehrer
Every new fact about menstruation makes me glad to be a dude. Just saying.
princeofmaine
boreddrunkencollegebrowser
Jesus woman
Fahargo
Thank you god for making me man
Zamos
Fun fact: It's entirely possible to sneeze out your tampon.
FuzzieSocks
Only if your vag muscles are busted.
KawaiiPotatoGirl
My family calls it paintballing.
Thorondor501
That must hurt coming out of your nose.
deinfavorit
Be honest, there are contests, right?
DeezDanglin
However totally great when gf sneezes/coughs while inside...clamping action!
mehmehmehh
Upvoted to 69 ;)
1234canIhavealittlemore
Like a cork popping out of a champagne bottle.
Syyd
Or a slug shlooping out of a hole in the earth
Lebim
I've done it!
DrBuckarooBanzai
I learned that the hard way. Think I must have been wearing it wrong though because it made the inside of my penis all itchy
thegayestunicorn
Fun fact: I've done that, also by laughing and coughing. My vagina is the land of rejection.
herewormywormy
"My vagina is the land of rejection" I'm now using that. Thanks!
Vergenbuurg
Misread that as Land of Confusion...
Sayagain
I wouldn't wish that on anyone :(
Awesummzz
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
thegayestunicorn
Nah, too tight for that
completelyandtotallyperverted
That's hot.
Awesummzz
It was intended as a joke but I guess people didn't take it that way. Wasn't a very good one
AlmostRetro
Land of erection if you want it to be. Zing!
whitefolk
Pow! Right in kissah
thegayestunicorn
I'm bisexual, so that could work.
youroldfrienddarkness
completelyandtotallyperverted
Land of rejection...then I would fit right in!
thegayestunicorn
Cute :) <3
Ketheres
I'm sure you're, as well.
zlds
*tips fedora*
thegayestunicorn
Oh I am
ExactlyZeroNipplesSeen
Also, sneezing during sex has a 99% chance to force the male to finish immediately.
Lebim
Or having a chest cold, my boyfriend begged me to keep coughing.
Lebim
I've done that!
ChubbsIsMyName
Menstrual cups, save your undies, save your monies.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Can't stand them. Tried 2 different brands and wrecked 5 pairs of panties. Never again.
ChubbsIsMyName
There's a trick, insert then twist. That way it opens and 'seals', took a few tries to get it right.
CatLaydy
Yes!! Best!!!!
Auroreorous
I'm scared of those...
deskmouse
I used to be scared too (all that blood swishing about) However gave the Diva cup a try and never looked back. Tricky to start with though.
ChubbsIsMyName
Why? They are sooo much safer than tampons!
Auroreorous
I have this fear that it's going to cause issues because I am allergic to everything
Kiore
I can't use tampons because guaranteed thrush, cups have been a life-saver for the most part.
blitherypoop
They're usually silicone.
CatLaydy
They're made of medical grade silicone.
SadJoker
maybe read up on them, or ask your doctor? Its just 1 material, should be easy to know if you are or not.
allegroconspirito
Same. Also, how do you change it in a public bathroom?
ChubbsIsMyName
I just take a few wet paper towels in with me if I'm in that situation. Rarely happens though.
CatLaydy
You can go 12 hours without having to empty it. I've never been in a situation where I had to do it in a public bathroom.