Captainclickbait

65666 pts ยท October 5, 2013


Captains log.. It's been 48 hours, 15 pints of beers and 0 self-restraint since I've slept. I can see the moon in my eyes and I now and I fear Im slowly turning into a owl-kin. The 57 bees that control my human meatsack are becoming angry, I fear I can no longer control them. The mother-hive are evacuating the rest of the science bees, as they will be nessesary to secure production at our new planet. The poor drone bees will be left behind to their own mercy. I can see the ants have already left, riding on the backs of bluewhales as they fly away into deep space. May the fortune favor the brave, we wish you all the best on your journey. As I think of it, 15 pints when you're 162cm or 5"3 as the old colonies would say, might not have been such a good plan after all. But at least I don't have to suffer through the regime of the Republican lizard Lord, as my time machine is nearly completed, I only need to find Nemo so he can remove the pebble that's blocking the fuel hose. I'm also looking for my crew, so I will keep an eye out for both Waldo and Kyle. He's about this tall. I hope the elder wand will hold us steady as we aim for Uranus, just as gandalf instructed. And so begins the dawn of the bees.

Oslo townhall tonight

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Finland won icehockey World Cup, so much going on in the crowd as the trophy is lifted

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Meanwhile in Norway..

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Best quote of the year (outside Ukraine)

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I'm an idiot, a happy idiot

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My new favourite person! Always trust the Irish

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Now is their chance

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Several European countries changing street names.

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One of my favourites, never knew

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Russian crew on fishing boat in Norway

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You know what, it's no such thing as a "good" republican.

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Friday dump 100%stolen

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Secret santa arrived!

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What company got the most neutral broadcast of tonight's debate?

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Small stolen dump

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Worlds first pride parade in jail

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Sending thoughts and prayers. They didn't specify to who

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Norway, opening day.

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Someone buy this man a drink, ASAP

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Don't know why, but I feel this is important information

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This is pure gold / highly disturbing

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Norwegian efficiency

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Place your bet, this year's shitshow is on

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When your hearthstone Facebook grp got their shit together years before blizz

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Norwegian police show off their newest car

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When your nerdy pokemon go group got your back more than most of society.

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Was mowing the lawn, got ambushed, made a sticky friend

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Questions and answers. Norwegian asking Americans.

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Giving it a go, hope people will help out Lebanon

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Mom just took a great pic of our murder floof. Thought I'd share

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Gif(t) of the cleaning

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Rest in peace Jessica Walters aka Lucille Bluth

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Not sure where this is going but I'm in

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Florida woman keeping up with Florida man / Simpsons did it again

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It's 29'th but don't forget to credit the artists

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Now repeat after me

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Gloop

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Actual footage from the white house right now

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First time he's right about anything

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How they treat white terrorists

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Best baseball card in my opinion

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Hell yes! Secret santa is spot on

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Barn in Norway

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Super secret santa with bonus

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So your citizens are dying by the thousands and a hurricane just hit. Priorities

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A reminder what political radicalised rightwing people are capable of

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Heard we're doing sea slugs again

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This kinda scares me

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Laughing in Norwegian

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How the fuck did mitch get re-elected

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Can we just put these idiots all the way in the back of the line if they need treatment?

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That's not scary at all.. Loose election then go purging

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Murder floofs for Mr.puckett

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When I thought the US couldn't sink any lower

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Gogo

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If you ever wondered what midnight sun looks like

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Behind every macho pokemon is a kitten

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Just leaving this

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First snow of the year!

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