DaBakedPotato
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Things that look cooler when wearing leather gloves
Oct 25, 2016 6:20 PM
DaBakedPotato
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anjaluuuu
TIL wearing leather gloves makes you look like you're always ready to murder someone
MurphyRemzi
Part2?
SoPhoKingWong
Just tried havin a wank with leather cloves. I concur. My cock looked pretty hot.
HighSlayerRalton
The big ass knife also helps.
ularg
Counterpoint
TickleMyPickleForANickel
Great. Now I might have a fetish for serial killers.
nabijaczleweli
*cutting bread with a bayonet looks cooler
MyInnerDialogue
Something something oj Simpson
nervoball
How those gloves give that knife in your hand sucj a different look, I am amazed!
CrazyUncleBuck
Driving what about driving
imgbnt
FLOSS IS BOSS!
Thranduill
Klingon00
http://imgur.com/gooMuLD.gif
chesterthecheetomolester
Settle down slasher, don't use that much floss...
Drosophilamelanobastard
http://imgur.com/kKqgUQC these gloves keep your hands cooler. Am I doing this right?
dallassong
the more severe knife lends an edge as well lol
gamesthatiplay
I was thinking the opposite. You have the tattoos and hands. You're already a badass future killer, don't hide it with gloves.
yupsorry
To be fair... the money, knife, and how the floss was held all changed.
TacoCodeRed
Ok then, Dexter
NotACanadian
http://clipart.toonarific.com/data/media/29/dexter009.gif
o0dexter0o
Yes?
TacoCodeRed
OK then
spaghettiboi
Why did it feel so meh after season 4 ;-;
dassala
Because Rita was the fuckin' glue for the show, man.
TogepiOmelette
I only tell people to watch until Trinity killer and then it gets shitty after him...he was so good!
JokerARC
My mom hated the Trinity Killer, lol.
JokerARC
I'm in the minority that actually enjoyed post-season 4 episodes. Well, after 5. In my opinion, 5 was the weakest.
cubeportal
While I disagree, you shouldn't be downvoted for having an opinion. +1
JokerARC
Thank you. :)
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Da da da da da da da... da da da da da da da.
ozzyozzofozz
Scatman!
ILikeCedarTrees
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
jebbyboy90
You bastard, you made me go thru and count each one. Take my upvote
Squanto229
For someone who didn't know the theme music this would just be dumb
GoldenVoltZ
It is
NotACanadian
This is just dumb.
ILikeCedarTrees
You're just dumb
NotACanadian
No, YOU'RE dumb!
HowComeThisIsAFeature
I feel like some of the other things in pictures changed... like a butter knife to a freakin hunting knife with a bone handle!
DrKriegersClone
I consider the showy knife automatically less cool, though.
saraplease
Stack of 50s to two ones and a fiver...
samsonguy920
Still a butter knife. I dunno what you are smokin, man.
CodeUsernameIrrelevent
nope, that's just the gloves
andIwasLikeWHAT
Because the gloves make everything look cooler, you see
Sugarcrotch
SCIENCE!
humptyblargh
It's an illusion, Michael.
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Strangling definitely looks and feels cooler with gloves
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
Dude, you shouldn't do it any other way! It's leather gloves or just shoot the bastard!
combatwombat0
Wrong it feels warmer
Imgurtheusername
irrelephantcontent
Maybe try not holding the floss like an idiot
ImCranky
Even made the knife look cooler!
FancyBanana
tried holding dick: now i owe it money.
Sm9yCg
With counting money: it's also more hygienic.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
It does help that each picture with gloves has cooler stuff in it, like bigger knife, actual money.
werecracker
I'll let my proctologist know
samsonguy920
For when you want that extra-personal examination.
Balzac7502
somebodygonnagetahurtrealbad
Notification received.
MeisPip
Will this be a photo?
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
yuyufan43
It's going to go to one in the stink to an in-the-butt black power salute. Please think carefully before informing your doctor.
thirstynoodles
Why isn't this top comment
orangatuan
Because there are people out there that don't know proctologist means arse doctor.
EsanVoid
cause the other guy had alcohol
Actualdeadpool
Because the water to whiskey is better.
valen00
I did my part
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Because it's a shitty joke. XD
DerpyWerm
I don't have a humorous or insightful response to make for this, but damn, I just wanna say that was a great response
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
*takes a bow*
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
roorooter
I'll let my Dominatrix know.
nowservingnotyou
she already does
AlistairKing
Oh hello... Francis
ThrottleJesus
Wait, let me try
PrinceMaggot
Im gonna give this 3 hours to be in the top 3
pyronyzen
Please make this a thing
Krowmatic
Nice touch on the guitar change +1
TheBIFFALLO87
You. I like you.
JupiterJedi
You did it right, you hunk.
RagnarLothcock
Wild turkey is my shit. But favorite expensive whiskey is knob creek.
RottGut
WildTurkey! Man know how to drink!
TheAbhorrent
Gobble, gobble.... That will put some led in your fucking pencil.
ThePotatoBandit
This. This is good.
AgentClockworkOrange
WILD TURKEY!!!
frobert
Hey even changed the wall... Ha made you look back 1st it
Quest4Life
I played a guitar riff in my head when i saw the right side.
TylerTheAnarchist
does this have the same effect on my dick?
Jawesomepants123
Wow
crizzz
Oder intentionally,well done sir/Madam (forgive me my stereotypes)
crizzz
*if
ManHasNoUsername
Nice. I've got some wild turkey right now actually!
DownvoteUpvoteILoveCats
Sweet start!
TheTwenty
That looks more like Latex to me.
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
Nice work
Porthos542
I see this becoming a thing
youwillneverhatememorethanialreadyhatemyself
As much as I love me some Wild Turkey 101, Woodford Reserve is always my go to bourbon that is affordable
wheresthebaby
Suggest me a whiskey!
MelfsAcidArrow
You even changed guitars, nice
HeroThatWasNeeded
\m/
stealthgunner385
Of course, if you wears gloves, you cannots plays grandpas guitars.
ryry1237
Power of the gloves.
MelfsAcidArrow
Thistly
Username and response check out. Well played.
DANIZZL3
Id like to see how well he played that guitar with those gloves... I'll show myself out...
TheInkLefttoDry
This needs more upvotes!
DroidKitty
So does this!
ezeesqueezecheese
Wild turkey is some crazy shit.
peowce
Love me some crazy bird! Gobble gobble!
themotherfuckingruckus
Must be pretty cold where you are.
GrumpySquid
Everything can be enhanced with leather gloves, even handjobs.
Avlaen
+1
turtlefarm
http://i.giphy.com/xTiTnt9Sgaqpn6Qvuw.gif
Varadho
ESPECIALLY handjobs
KidCilantro
I'd imagine that would hurt....
prodo777
uhhMurdok
I give you this upvote not out of understanding, but sheer good gif using on you're behalf ..
prodo777
The1stBellicose
They're just skin. Cow skin. But still skin.
Jusmar
Latex rubber is slippery when wet
viila
I'd imagine that would hurt.... I'm allergic to latex...
dervd
FluentPenguin
From ages 14-16 this was my fetish.
The1stBellicose
Your poor childhood.
MrMcSpiff
Hunting knife handjobs?
hugebattleaxe
Sorry I missed your 17th birthday yesterday buddy, got called into work
JaBoiChives
IS THAT A THING
erock111
Thats my fetish!
whoopsywoo
Everything is a thing, EVERYTHING
TheBlackVan
*sighs* *opens incognito mode*
djezoh
5 minutes later... wait what was I looking for?
will43819
adam1111
...sss...source?
AtheistReverand
.
MechanicalEnchiladas
Shimoneta
ABrokenGirlHasNoName
Dots
OneHugeIdiot
Dawt
MechanicalEnchiladas
They were making a season two but one of the voice actors died.
DocWats
Don't remember name but it's about a world where cursing and being lewd is illegal. That should help
BubbleSquadCommander
I have been hunting for that daned shows name for so fucking long. Thank god for the ither guy who poster its name.
adam1111
Ah. I recall that one. It has a really long, literal name. Can't remember exactly.
MechanicalEnchiladas
Shimoneta : A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist