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Cybersippen
Always upvote Calvin and Hobbes!
strawhousepig
What band sings about ritual self-sacrifice? Don't listen to her Calvin!
JKenn75
Always upvote Calvin and Hobbes.
swinglinered
Ah, yes. The Moral Panics of the 1980s. https://www.google.com/search?sclient=psy-ab&site=&source=hp&btnG=Search&q=moral+panic+1980s
smoogy
There should be a section in imgur where you can scroll through Calvin an Hobbes like this
deeviralbuzz
Screw it. Let's dance!
HowManyCupcakesForYourSoul
I guess Burzum doesnt count.
BurzumStrider
Well, he never advocated suicide. Just murder and religious arson, coupled with extreme nationalism. But not suicide.
Greenshep
Upvote calvin and hobbes
Greenshep
+1
numbersmczap
Friend of mine is convinced that his fav anarchist band is doing things behind the scenes. You could hear my eyes roll.
Harmine
More desillusion: this is called black metal, not heavy metal.
hugohugoyeayea
SbobbBoi
Is this the original comic text?
AFelineMassofEyes
It is. Source: my mom started collecting the books in 1990 or so.
espressoandpostrock
That's why bands like Woods of Desolation exist.
doodledee
March 18th 1992, Sauce: http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/18 . Thanks to @dmd3eorg & @StretchRiprock
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Dead shot himself in the head. Varg murdered Euronomous and burned down a few churches. Faust killed a gay guy. Etc.
VigorousButtstuff
And Hide hung himself from a doorknob. Different levels of metal, I guess.
pancreas
Kurt Cobain killed himself.
SJohnson23
Whatever you say Courtney.
Daveapalooza
And the evilest of them all: George from Deafheaven broke up with his girlfriend and then wrote a song about it. #trve #kvlt #blackmetal
Azasloth
Valfar didn't die for that shit.
espressoandpostrock
Mayhem, Burzum and Emperor are mainstream bands?
APersonWhoUsesImgur
In metal communities, yes.
randolphjcarter
Yes
LeCacty
In black metal? Fuck yes.
TheUltimateJew
Black metal isn't good though.
LeCacty
Fuck right off into the corner.
ragnar34
Metal, like pro wrestling, doesn't have to be real to be the fucking best.
nihilsinedei
Tell that to Jon from Dissection
espressoandpostrock
Shooting himself in the head inside a ring of candles after accomplishing his self-made life goal. Talk about living on your own terms.
Pazuzu4All
Also murdered a dude for coming on to him.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
Was going to say this
theUniverseMomentum
Brutal.
LeCacty
What a fucking legend. Sure he was a mirderous cunt, but his nusic was and is absolutely fucking amazing.
MrRandom314159
I like how she doesn't say he can't have it, but chooses instead to show him what he wants doesn't hold up to why he wants it.
Pazuzu4All
The Norwegian black metal scene actually went there in the 90s. Murders, church burnings, and a suicide all happened.
warick
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/872/113/a45.png
downvoteALLthepokemon
"A" suicide? A as in one? Dozens of BM bands have had members kill themselves.
madbydesign
Waterson was talking about Glen Benton. I know just know it.
mythsnlore
Who blurs out Waterson's signature?
therealcptjacksparrow
heathens
Slonchman
People who think we're too dumb to not know Calvin and Hobbes, or that it belongs to Bill Waterson. That man is a childhood hero of mine
compooter
still more dialogue than No Man's Sky
Coperstein
Kilborn119
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svon1
dacubanninja
Why doesn't this have more upvotes
SchwettyBalzac
Because you're using a long dead imgur platitude for a comment. Might as well have said "never let this die".
whatwhatupthebutt
Calvin and Hobbes will always get my upvote
YesMyNameIsCalvin
Yes. This sums up my feelings quite well.
WillemHellfire
Black metal...Norwegian style.
TheBitSlinger
"We totally got lied to by our album covers."
swinglinered
"Devil dude! Devil Dude!"
TheBitSlinger
"Dude, if i die you can have Megadeth collection."
swinglinered
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K".
LeCacty
Go look at dawn of the black hearts by mayhem. :)
cleveranduniqueusername
Well for one thing, what performer WANTS his audience dead? That's counter productive.
lolimmadog
There's actually a subgenre of Black Metal called Suicide Metal entire objective is to cause the listener to become suicidally depressed 1/2
blurgh
SHINING says hello
lolimmadog
The interviews with artists I've seen seem to fall into two camps the "I want to be provocative" camp and the "I want to share my pain' camp
amoeba15
DSBM. Depressive suicidal black metal.
lolimmadog
There's actually a subgenre of Black Metal called Suicide Metal entire objective is to cause the listener to become suicidally depressed 1/2
Cere4l
2/2 using a combination of depressing metal lyrics, lots of growling and flute drops.
chepeweb
Flute? In metal? That's new...
Cere4l
not really, but this is flute DROPS were talking about. if you respect your hearing you do not google this shit
imgurliestome
Flute drops were talking about what?
ratfaceddog
I remember that Bill Hicks bit, too!
HOLAKOOO
i want my musicians DEAD! PLAY FROM THE HEART!!!
TheSonOfX51
"I want to go back to the shoe store..."
DeadyBearr
Kurt Vonnegut
ErrareHumanumEww
Eh, what?
HighSlayerRalton
The Joker, the Grim Reaper, and Donald Trump. (Hey, live people aren't going to vote for him.)
notme222
I don't see Jim Jones complaining about it.
RabbiRothschildren
BA-DUM CHa
cleveranduniqueusername
Kinda hard to complain when you're dead.
browsib
Was he the Jonestown Kool-Aid guy?
notme222
Yup.
HeartsAndStars
Actually it was Flavor Aid, the improbably cheaper Kool Aid alternative
cleverbeans
+1 for improbably cheaper
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Because that makes all the difference
HeartsAndStars
Facts are facts, and when someone is wrong on the internet, it's up to us, the commentators, to point that shit out.
kawwmoi
It does to Kraft Foods (the owners of Kool-Aid)
chepeweb
Isis
HydraulicPhaseShiftEmulator
The album is for fish only.
Dayfly
Murmaider
Cheomesh
Mur...murmaid murder...
WolfOfMay
My Chemicle Romance did an okay job at encouraging death of its listener base?
lamoinejeff
Dead heads (aka Greatful Dead fans)
confanity
The point is that a true nihilist wouldn't care about what was "productive."
thecactusfucker
Some of those Scandinavian metal guys, man... I mean, it SEEMS like an act, but sometimes I'm not sure.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Read up on Varg Vikernes. That guy wasn't fucking around.
BurzumStrider
Shining. Look them up.
Superstzday
Shining is fucking garbage.
UltimateCupOfCoffee
I'm seeing them this Sunday with belphegor! Niklas Kvarforth is a maniac.
Druidichawk19
The Joker?
sneakysneakysoysauce
Mindless Self Indulgence.
thecolonels
Dethklok.
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
there's a small chance that, I Do Cocaine! ..... not sure if made it more funny or made it stupider
TheLateKnight
DOANYTHINGFORDETHKLOK!
FuzzyX
The audience there just sign a waiver against death, dismemberment and all other injuries. You come at your own risk.
abeardedblacksmith
Yep. They even wrote a song about it
DualSupernova
As an avid fan of C & H.. What book or collection is this from? I cannot recall it...
dmd3eorg
March 18, 1992
peridotstar
In elementary school, I remember reading one of his strips talking about how the internet would be huge. I was like "Pfft, sure'
stuffnsuchtoday
Same here. I several books and don't remember this from any of them.
Okiegoon
It's not from anything C & H. :( No sticker you buy is. No t-shirt. Anything other than the real comics/books is not Calvin and Hobbes.
vowofloudness
This is a real Calvin and Hobbes strip published in 1992. http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/18
Okiegoon
Of that I was unaware. Weird. Thank you for the correction.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
As an owner of the ultimate collection (all ten years in one), this is tough...
DualSupernova
I have the collectors set as well.. Hardback and case. I don't remember it o.O
aninvisiblemaniac
standalone strip, isn't in any books or collections
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dmd3eorg
Not true. This is March 18, 1992.
johnojisan
Dude no. I've read all the C&H strips, and this is totally unedited.
StretchRiprock
Sauce: http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/03/18
DualSupernova
That makes much more sense haha
dmd3eorg
It's real. March 18, 1992.
DualSupernova
Dialogue and all?
dmd3eorg
Yup. Google it.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Why do people like you just make shit up?
Sp00kyGhost
Tell that to to Dead from Mayhem.
ganjapudding
Dead was a weird dude
CleverFandomReference
Are they dead from mayhem?
cniht
Holy fuck! My first thought after reading the comic was about Dead!
LiterallyYourMom
Tell that to most of Mayhem, really.
Superstzday
Maniac was the best vocalist they ever had, see: Deathcrush.
LeCacty
Or jon nödtveit
LeCacty
Sorry for the mess. \m/
Deathbreath666
I was waiting for someone to say that
Marxtini
More a case of him being a depressed freakish reject than any satanically sacralised suicide.
Blrp0
He heard the call from beyond the grave, and he followed his own path. He didn't turn to the dogma of religion. He knew he didn't (1/2)
Blrp0
belong in this world, and not because some text told him so. He had to figure that shit out for himself. (2/2)
Blrp0
(for future reference I was mostly kidding but srsly Dead's suicide is way cooler than Nödtveit's)
Pullout69
He likely suffered from a condition called Cotard Delusion. Typically brought on from extreme trauma; he was beaten so badly when he was 10>
Pullout69
That his spleen ruptured and he was medically dead for a time at the hospital. That was just the worst of the bullying, not the last of it.>
Pullout69
But it's easy to dismiss extreme behavior by calling someone a freakish reject.
shuthefuckupdonny
We believe in nothing, lebowski! Nothing!
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
"I never walk over a bridge with out think about jumping off." -Chuck
UrbanAcheivers
My name is relevant!
PissedOffLumberJack
These are all just like, your opinions man
HanWayneSolo
That's just like, your opinion man...
afuzzyyeti
No Donnie....
MundaneFinality
I fuck you! I fuck you!
darkhavana0512
swinglinered
We are aware of this.
flerpityflerp
You rang?
shuthefuckupdonny
I love you
MillenniumFalcon
Possibly the greatest comment ever to this comic
shuthefuckupdonny
Thanks
DoctorTurkTurkleton
I fuck you!
analyticmonkey
Zhe cut off her toe and we get million DOLLAS! Is nut faair!
DanteHicks79
FAIR?! Who's the fucking Nhilist around here??
dadanedude
Vhere's ze monny Lebowski?
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
Ah, nice marmot.
FickDingers
NOBODY fucks with the jesus
SlaPPyMcBallz
IndyAndyJones
Except John Turturro. You're welcome for this. http://www.slashfilm.com/big-lebowski-spin-off-first-look/
IronGravyBoat
Sugarblade
I myself dabbled in pacifism. Not in Nam of course.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Must be exhausting
calmlikeasexbobomb
We cut off your johnson!
SlaPPyMcBallz
Ya! then we step on it and smoosh it.
chucknasty
We wants the money or we fucks you up!
analyticmonkey
I FUCKS YOU AP
shuthefuckupdonny
No funny stuff!
Maldraek
We TAKES ze money!
ImIsStranger
mephitman
Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
PissedOffLumberJack
These are all just like, your opinions man
bossmode
That must be exhausting.
Marxtini
Smokey, this bowling not Vietnam there are rules!
analyticmonkey
You're entering a world of pain, Smokey, mark it zero!!
shinydemon
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!!!!!!!
boynamedsioux
These are the words I hear in my head everytime Donald Trump start talking. That and Donnie, you're out of your element.
toodaloomothafucka
Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism dude, but at least it's an ethos
Stache13081
*tenets
shuthefuckupdonny
Are these men gonna hurt us, Walter?
adambomb789
No Donnie, they're cowards
Automatvapen
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Kidiri
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like uhh, your opinion, man.
OuiOuiMonAmiJeMappelleLafayette
Somewhere out there, there's a gif for this quote. I remember seeing it
Genotex
meteish
*tenets. (Sorry for nitpicking)
Codered97
It's not nitpicking. He just said "say what you want about (the people who live in) national socialism)". It's wrong.
IFNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_29yvYpf4w
RudyMaynard
What's the rental on a 1 bedroom flat there these days?
SenOfFiveTails
Nein dollars.
thecolonels
I once responded to a comment with this quote and got a ten part response about how stupid I was. Hilarious.
marquisdechocula
because you also wrote "tenants"?
theritz22
Ha!
toodaloomothafucka
Well you know what they say, dude: Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you. Think I'll get me another sasparilla
MrBig
Is that some Eastern thing?
theyregonnakillthatpoorwoman
"Be gentle with Smokey, man. He's got issues." "You mean, beyond pacifism?"
Vempire
He was a conscientious objector!
FourOrangeCircles
You know Dude, I myself dabbled with pacifism at one point. Not in Nam, of course.
FourOrangeCircles
He's fragile, very fragile!
ThisAccountIsMainlyForUpvoting
I did not know that.
theyregonnakillthatpoorwoman
Would you just take it easy, man?
theyregonnakillthatpoorwoman
I'm like, you know, uh, relevant, uh, man.
llm0
That poor woman--that poor slut--probably kidnapped herself
theyregonnakillthatpoorwoman
You said so yourself, dude!
shuthefuckupdonny
What's shabbos, Walter?
hatofrighteousfury
"The man who throws a bomb is an artist, because he prefers a great moment to everything." -G. K. Chesterton (about 100 years ago)
NlGHTW0LF
Destruction is a form of creation
IFNg
Freud would probably agree. At least he acknowledged our lifetime need to live out the destructive force within us in some way
IHateSupernatural
Thanks jaden smith
nlky
I suspect he was actually referencing Donnie Darko
IHateSupernatural
Havent seen it lol
samsonguy920
Paraphrasing Captain Spock.
nlky
Well, I hoped it was Donnie, but I guess that works too.
JaxenChaz
G.K. Chesterton quote on a Calvin & Hobbes post? Awesome!
IdkIdkbitch
Tell that to charlie hebdo...
kiln000
Should be careful throwing around "Man who was Thursday" quotes without context like that...
hatofrighteousfury
I suspect that if I'd contexted the heck out of it, it would have had a fraction of the conversation. I took a chance & imgur came through!
ubertaco
It's worth noting that this quote is from an anarchist character who's supposed to be absurd; the undercover cop out-anarchists him in 1/2
aleapafartandawhistle
Always upvote context.
swinglinered
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Was_Thursday
samsonguy920
https://www.amazon.com/b">ooks">https://www.amazon.com/books and http://www.barnesandnoble.com/ for those who wish to get said book.
ubertaco
a group meeting of anarchists, and they elect the undercover cop to their organized anarchists' council as a result. The character who 2/2
44no44
"Organized anarchists' council"
dronir
That's up there with "a group of solipsists".
swinglinered
Dada Anarchy?
ubertaco
Exactly. That's part of the irony. Chesterton was masterful.
DidItForScience
No one ever gets the concept of anarchy. It's not purely lone wolf, or pure chaos and mayhem without order or direction.
ubertaco
says this quote is supposed to be taken as a joke 3/2
TwiceMarkedFool
3/2?!?! You were an anarchist all along! :)
samsonguy920
Just an agent of chaos.
Rheios
That is delightful. Chesterton sounds pretty great.
mrsheepbro
"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
tamweh
Buddy, once you get into his works, it's hard not to can in love with him.
mrsheepbro
He is. Start with 'The Napoleon of Notting Hill' and 'The Man Who Was Thursday' and the Fr. Brown stories. Your life will improve.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I can see no way I can use this quote for evil.
EvilLesbian
May I see your résumé? We have a few openings...
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Question. Do you have to be a lesbian to apply, or just evil?
EvilLesbian
Just evil. Queerness is a bonus.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I would love to work for the EvilLesbian group by name alone!
WarmGiggles
Guess I'm not evil enough for the BrazilianThunderPanda then :(
BrazilianThunderPanda
You might be!
kanajin
Always upvote Chesterton
TheBestestMike
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Helios7719
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Mewowo
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Moobbles
What of a suicide bomber?
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
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ChaosBorders
I literally just finished that book last night. So well timed!
Valaar
"a great moment" ?? After throwing a bomb ?
hatofrighteousfury
Remember, this was written a century ago, so think of 'great' as significant, not necessarily as wonderful.
hatofrighteousfury
Of course, to the bomb-thrower, what follows is what he wanted so he probably does consider it wonderful. Good example of a relativism fail.
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
Great book
remjob
What's the book
SuperiorPosterior
Man who was Thursday
remjob
Thanks niceass I appreciate it. Been looking for a new book
SuperiorPosterior
No probs! Oh, btw it's NicerAss; Superior does mean better~ ;P
EmberMelodica
Art is an Explosion!
fortyfortyfortfort
I understood that reference
Shirzen
Came here for this, thank you
CycloneSP
alright deidara, no need to get over-excited.
ObeseWanKenobi
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
Gawdammit I was thinking the exact same thing.