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Dec 10, 2016 2:35 AM
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Bardcrest
Nice dog.
Zeigg
I bet he could fit your whole head in his mouth.
mastema0311
Probably.
NuckinFutz13
Ummmm... which one are you?
MostaqueAdil
You both are adorable <3
mastema0311
Awe, thanks!
Doopliss77
You're welcome
Justiceleeg
Mr. Crowley looks huge
mastema0311
He weighs around 115 lbs or so.
Justiceleeg
He's a BBD, Big Black Dog.
ItIsIJuan
Hai
RyanEATBIRD
@op crazy jealous. Always wanted a dog i could wrestle with, and lose.
mastema0311
He outweighs me by about 20lbs right now.
RyanEATBIRD
I hope he takes you on walks everywhere you dont wanna go.
mastema0311
He does. Guarding his momma the whole way.
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
I'm sorry, but do you have red hair? Because that added with the fact that your dog takes souls would make this whole situation wonderful.
mastema0311
Unfortunately no. It's brown. Otherwise I'd have to change my name to Rowena.
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
Good point there. And then you and your dog's relationship dynamic would be completely different.
mastema0311
I'll keep my brown hair and atheism, as well as the unconditional love of Crowley.
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
Ah I see you squirrel. You and your bestie have your own adventures. I guess my watch has ended.
Splurt
First name Aleister?
mastema0311
That's his middle name. ????
Splurt
Oohh ohh. Does his mother dabble in the occult? ????
mastema0311
She's an atheist with brown hair, unfortunately. Otherwise I would legally change my name to Rowena.
Splurt
That's perfectly fine, nothing wrong with an atheist with brown hair. Now the supernatural fan part... we might have issues with...
mastema0311
Haha.
bukkakefondue
Does he talk to the dead?
mastema0311
Yes. He's a smart ass, with a superiority complex and thinks he runs things. He also hates black Impalas.
Dontdearabbyme
He's seems okay with squirrels most of the time. And hounds.. maybe moose.
ZippytheMuppetKiller
Man, racism is really gettin outta control
mastema0311
Please tell me you're kidding and have actually seen supernatural.
bukkakefondue
Maybe he's an Ozzy Osborne fan instead.
mastema0311
He's a Mastidane or Daniff. 9 months old.
mastema0311
He is a mastiff/great dane crossbreed. He was very very sick when he joined our family. I paid for him, so technically not a rescue.