One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a star.
I need to hug my baby brother now :(
Don't play DJ with my heart.
Dafaq Spotify?
In honor of National Teachers Day, we should all remember how to spell "professor."
Massive dead snake found.
I've got news for you. Wait for it.
Them bloopers tho
The struggle is real.
Rest in peas :P
"You, You, COME HERE YOU LONG-NECK FUCK!"
But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep
This is why Ups and Downs are Important in Life.
Morgan Freeman not giving a shit on FP.
Some people forget coffees on top of their car, but this guy forget cameras.
Montreal "First Snow" of the year creates back to back accident.
Big bro just threw the elusive 7-10 split.
I did not see that coming
It's amazing what people can accomplish when they work together.
My stomach's aching, gotta take a poo and a pee.
Programmers in movies vs programmers IRL
I have seen enough internet to anticipate how it ends.
The possibilities with those finger skills are endless.
Next time when you need to remove the dog crap from your shoe in style
Mind = Blown.
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We are fucked either ways x(
We suggest you give the client a summary of their results.
The guy who takes Samsung Note 7 and Washing Machines back to the Samsung factory.
That one mate who's always got your back.
Savage 101
MRW I see Phil
Weednus Flytrap
2016 may have been a bad year. But the dogs have been very good.
When you had a fight with your mom, so God is going to punish u. But her prayers blessed you.
My years in the Brazzers university of porn in a nutshell xD
RAWRRR ^_^
If only deadlines looked so cute xD
xD
I'll give him an A+ for the obnoxiousness.
He was truly ahead of his time.
Wacky football celebration
This is the Penguin that doesn't cheat on you. ;D
Would you like to hear a UDP joke? If you didn't get it. It's sad.
In your face.
My answer when my friends call me gay for liking shemale porn.
Doggo chan.
Canada's immigration site crashed around 10:30 pm ET Tuesday.
Wait for it
Americans trying to cross the Canadian border after the election.
Taking my hooman to the park
I have a Photoshop, i have an Illustrator.
This helicopter gives 0 fucks to the laws of physics.
Sad movie couples
Chop chop! High energy! That wall is not gonna build itself!
Me successfully dodging me responsibilities.
But not the period.
<3
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Don't be afraid to start over; It's a new chance to rebuild what you want.