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Oct 23, 2015 10:39 PM
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DaDisser
Yes, you dumb bitch, it does.
SquishyToeBeans
Reddit.com/r/talesfromretail enjoy!
HighwayStar
Thankfully I work in the UK, customers here are just too polite to be dicks... most are anyway.
blueberrycupcakes
Try healthcare
scienceninja
4 years retail free! So happy I don't deal with this anymore!
AftermathTheWarrior
What show/movie is this from
liveaskings
Working costumer service at Target.... This is way to fucking real.
Heath7Bar
Murder.
antoneux
I would have shoved it in her stupid fucking face.
HighFiveHerButtCheeks
Definitely do not miss those days
arionuq
repost repost
Bassguitarist192
Just stop.
bigsully1025
Customer Service jobs are the worst. I've worked in IT for over two years, and I've learned that people are f*ing stupid.
PurpleEmpress
So how does one escape from a retail job?
redimp31
I said to my job “bye” and left next day
vinny8boberano
Wait until GoPro gets small enough to mount in a name tag...then watch the internet douche famous list roll out
Captinkurly
I will always upvote this. I fucking hate poeple.
SquidJesus
Sure, when you hate people it's normal, but when squids hate people it's racist! Fucking asshole humans.
AnEvilLemon
You're just pissed that you suck at the clarinet.
SquidJesus
I'm not Squidward, and I'm fabulous at the clarinet.
Maddoc57
This is so accurate that it made me want to cry.
DAbears228
Yesterday, I had to explain to a lady how her driver's license isn't a credit card
AnEvilLemon
If you work in customer service then you develop an extreme hate for old people.
Amkzul
I don't miss this. +1 for reminding me of the horror that was walmart.
CalamitousKnitter
Preach. I worked there for a year at 18. When they used the bright blue polyester smocks. Ugh.
Jeststar
OMFG YES IM QUITTING AFTER FOUR YEARS REJOICE! OH HAPPY DAY
racerxonclar
I don't miss this either... even if being unemployed sucks.
scienceninja
Same here! Left a little over 4 years ago and couldn't be happier!
Amkzul
2 years now for me. Straw that broke my back was them constantly hiring shit workers then blaming me when shits not done
skk329
I don't need reminding. I'm on my lunch right now
2PieceCombo
This is exactly what working in retail is like... Holy shit I'll never go back
RonSwansonCat
Source: In grad school. "You just wait..."
MrFuzzer
I get alot of this, but, i also get alot of nice people. You get to see people grow up and get a personal relationshit with a few.
DmPunk
Did it for ten years... Horrible!
quintusfontane
Retail and and working in an office with nothing but middle-aged women. Fuck no. I'll join a militia somewhere before I go back to either.
mycatsnameiscat
Motivation in life
Confrontation
I'd rather be homeless
bhaail
How do I escape >. <
WatsonRaymes
Ive been in retail for 5 years, been trying to escape for the past year, but all I'm qualified for is forklift and all the jobs here are tem
ImJustQwerty
I'd rather retail than work in any restaurant. Period.
2PieceCombo
whaaaaat? are you crazy. Food service is great
millerha
Are you damaged?
2PieceCombo
Id rather make $100 in like 6 hours serving than making minimum wage in retail. Serving is a breeze compared to retail
Dyonya
I laughed too hard at this.... Days ago
hyakyakyak
You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big!
smashpro1
[Recycle emoji]
smashedfinger
I got you fam ♻
SmertNSpecial
You mean… This?
Bassguitarist192
Please stop. I've never seen this on here before
thepenisbIue
I see the downvote goblins are out! But don't worry guys, I fixed ya up! ;)
Cynistera
I hate your life choices. I hate that you choose to lower yourself into this muck. If you gave a DAMN about the meaning of this scene or
MagikXD
Maybe cause this was Frontpage not to long ago
Alexisjade270
Some of us don't browse the FP. I haven't seen it before and got a chuckle 1+ Op
Cynistera
Gave a DAMN about the quality of this website, then you wouldn't fucking repost this (accurate) shit.
TedTheMan
you tell em!
Cynistera
No one cares anymore.
TedTheMan
some one cared enough to down vote you.
Cynistera
People care in negative ways.
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
It's cause this was just posted the other day.
thepenisbIue
Well I didn't see it but even if it was, people don't have to go through and downvote every single comment.
RatherOod
I didn't see it the other day either so thank you! Heaven forbid you live your life and miss a few posts. Imgurians be cray.
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
very true, yes.
GogglesGreek
So you just happened to make and upload an identical album as the one that made front page a few days ago?
thepenisbIue
I found it on Facebook actually and thought it was funny so shared it here
aselfdefeatingattitude
People complaining about reposting a scene from a 10 year old show. Like, damn you for not making new episodes!
PaulLynde
♻️
T3sl4co1l
A Malcom In The Middle post without Malcom or Dewey or any of his family? On the FP? WHAT IS THIS
OurFriendMasterBates
"Can I get a discount since it's not what I want?"
cleavergrill
This is every single day at my job.
MyNamesMace
And on imgur. We see it every day
MOTHERFUCKINGTOASTERS
My job in a fucking nutshell. God I hope everyone there dies in a tragic accident.
Kralizac
Me too....the customer is always right. Even when being right violates the laws of physics and/or various government agencies.
Dstroy
Old people are a pain in the ass everywhere *shiver*
Adthay
Working in retail is why I think it's bullshit when people say that young people are entitled. Young people have souls. Old people...
ILoveAGoodShitPost
Then keep them away from the Viagra
funkjacket
Kill All Humans.
321Guesswho
My store is selling by one get one free snickers i told a customer it was cheaper and u got more than buying the king size. She still didnt
lordofthedice
Weird... my store is also doing a buy one get one free snickers. Where do you work?
321Guesswho
lol it probably depends on ur grocery provider but i work at a marathon owned by kelly fuels
lovsindarie
A guy bought an iMac today calls back later saying he is going to return it... because he doesn't know how to skip past the AppleID bit....
Isuckatbeingagirl
I feel your pain, I work for a cell phone company store. It's a fucking nightmare
lovsindarie
I worked for tmobile doing back office duties for them for 8 months. So many types of crazies.
lovsindarie
but he wants to make sure Apple has his email registered to him (which he had it 5 years ago). I said well lets reset your password.
lovsindarie
then trying to explain how he can come in and we can assist on another device (or hit the god damn button right in front of his face...).
tobillama
I giggled to much at the end of this.
photog
Try selling on eBay for a living. The shit people say when there are no repercussions is absolutely amazing.
stylinchilibeans
This is why I work in a factory.
gmrgrl101
Yuuup
TheFenceJumper
Fucking ask for a few days off and go on some serious job hunting. I took me a few times but I'm done with that shit job with shit paid.
ComputerForensicsJesus
:( what's your job?
thyfartismurder
Fuck walmart
baneofthewalrus
i work at a dollar store, on a big sign outside the door and on every register it says we can't sell you anything for over a dollar. 1/2
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
Guessing from his/her username I have no idea
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
This.
baneofthewalrus
guess how many times i get asked "is this a dollar?"
cleavergrill
I've got the worst of both worlds going on, I work in both food service AND retail.
RowRowFightThePowa
I give you my prayers.
cleavergrill
Thank you. :)
DoctorDelta
Interesting username you got there. I'm currently going to college for a Digital Forensics degree.
KingKwama
Digital forensics? May I ask what that is? Ive never heard of it
DoctorDelta
Digital Forensics is the investigation of computers and other electronics to find evidence of a crime.
ComputerForensicsJesus
Cool. Where at?
DoctorDelta
Bloomsburg University
ComputerForensicsJesus
Do you work in the field already or doing school first?
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
I dont mean to brag, but I'm going to high chool for my Disappointing My Parents degree & my associates in Sorry I'm Not the Son You Wanted.
NoMotherFucker
Cool. Where at?
PrincessChapstick
SAME!
tobillama
I already graduated. They weren't impressed
Helios12991
Every single day on the FP..
Fuzzytroll
This one has repost on it.
LunarApocalypse
Well that post up there also has repost on it, and since it's not even real OC...
mycatsnameiscat
I have such a short fuse after working retail for only 2 years.
guesswhosnotinthebasement
I've been in it for 6 years. Kill me
tgibs
Yea I worked at radioshack for 2 years..I've come to the conclusion that EVERYONE is fucking stupid and people love to complain.
TheStinkyPossum
That's how I was after waitressing for 2 years. People are dicks.
mycatsnameiscat
Agreed
xxknight48xx
9 years. It gets worse.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
It gets worse? GETS WORSE?? It's been like 5 months for me... Oh god.. *rocks back and forth in fetal position twitching*
LogicAbortion
Try 6 in a wealthy area....
mycatsnameiscat
Rich people can be the worst
LogicAbortion
God the amount of times people fling shit at me, or get me to do things for them and make IMPOSSIBLE requests.... gross...
Krys2015
I did 3 yrs. Got out. Then another 2 then 3 more. Lost it to the point I started looking at other retail jobs.... finally I'm out forever
mycatsnameiscat
Yeah, its hard to get out. There were some dinosaurs at my store, ladies been there 30plus years. I still don't know how they've done it
Krys2015
Some weird people just love retail.
ManagerOfScrantonBranch
I did 6 years. Started when I was 14.. Now I am 22 and I hate stores with a passion.
zahnkem
Worked retail for 16 years, the last 10 as a general manager. I will never work retail again.
hazelface
I'm entering my eighth year, and it's nothing short of crippling student debt that is keeping me there.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Damn, I don't have a fuse anymore and it's only been a few months.
SoftypantsMcHuggable
5 years....5 years and I now hate everybody and everything. I'm out, now, but I never fully recovered.
losCHUNK
Been in it for nearly 17 years after starting when I was 15. I'm trying so hard to get away from it :(.
losCHUNK
At this point I've pretty much stopped caring what comes out my mouth n all. I have no idea how some people can be so cuntish.
losCHUNK
The only thing it's really given me is an appreciation for people who work in the same pig shit as me
TheOtherOncomingStorm
I managed 6yrs & now work in a call center...just as bad in some ways but I'm not face to face so I can be a cunt and they'll never know.
mycatsnameiscat
I bet thats satisfying:)
Swa9Dra9on
Retail makes me a bad person.
mycatsnameiscat
Same
Oobidoobkanoobi
I've been in retail for 9 years and you almost get used to this kind of crap and you slowly just stop caring
ValueBear12
2 years? At month 4 my fuse was down to nothing. I used my rage as motivation fuel to find a job where I didn't have to talk to customers.
guesswhosnotinthebasement
I've been in it for 6 years. Kill me
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
After working retail 3 years and counting, this post made me very angry, I had to take a deep breath and remind myself it was only a picture
MacRockatansky
2 years was my limit. Giving my 2 weeks notice was an almost religious experience.
HipsterCommie
I've worked at a café for a month and my fuse is gone
mycatsnameiscat
Ranting with my coworkers about who had the worst customers was my favorite part. Probably the only thing that kept me remotely sane
rebeccaisafish
8 years here. Get out while you still can.
BentadickCameinbatches
Only!? I've been here 1.5 years and I've already burned our crops, poisoned the water supply, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
mycatsnameiscat
Haha, yeah I'm glad I don't do customer service anymore. Customers are probably glad too
zorrofuerte
Fuck you bubble buddy.
Geekyre
You did?!?!?!
BentadickCameinbatches
Noo, but are you going to wait around until I do!?
Deathbreath666
I say we tip something over!!!