TIL my studio apt's mini-fridge can fit Ben&Jerry's pints and still have room for whisky ice-cubes in the tiny fucking freezer.
Good Friday
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Take a long, hard look in the mirror.
Free and fair elections are overrated anyways. /s
When the world needs him most, let me be the first to present, the One, the Only, my best friend: Angry Cat.
Every. Goddamn. Time.
Friend in line with me at cafe scoffs when I order hot chocolate. "You're 28, what person over 7 likes hot chocolate?" Me:
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Captain Jean-Luc Picakeday
Christmas selfie.
I regret nothing.
Well well well...
Catmas is just around the corner, prepare yourselves...
Not to gas you up too much...
Get Out
Moon Moon
Asking the real questions.
God knows what you really want Imgur, so here's a trash panda chasing a laser pointer.
The Sad
Bottle Rocket
Curbees
IGNORE ALL OTHER POSTS! UPVOTE HYPNOTOAD TO THE FRONTPAGE!!!
MRW my King is on his balcony.
Umm...
MRW I just graduated and see the interest accrued on my loans.
Make a pass at her mother... Her father?
Hooray 14th Amendment.
MRW my girlfriend thinks her farts are smelly, then I cook up something only seen in nightmares.