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Ihavedecidedtomakeanimgur
I hate feeling the white noise.
shedoo
This happens when I sit on the toilet looking at my phone for too long.
PurpleJellyMonster
So THAT'S what they're doing...
SuperKawaiiChan
Despite not being a furry, I absolutely hate the fuzzy, tingly feeling and it makes me fall down.
sixseasonsandaminiseries
Urgh. The needly bit is the wooooorst
brindolyn
After that, I wonder where the tail came from
VectorVictor
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
TAKE ON MEEEEE
RagDollz
shits annoying when its like that with friends.. they do anything to move that leg and cause traumatic pain QQ
japanforsale
I can honestly say my leg has never turned me into a furry, but that's just me.
jordyjordy
That leg gets awful reception.
DrIvoRobotnik
Not sure if furry, will upvote anyway.
elyaktoro
thank you for that upvote
nol3ody
Is most definitely furry, will upvote you because downvote faires.
aFactIsAFact
Wow! Furry on the front page!
TheBlueMuppet
Calm down, or everyone will want one!
tylertimetimetime
My fursona is a homosapien named David.
Neekrhael
http://imgur.com/HxZ18T7
Jagadid
Furries have arrived at the frontpage.
Kimmykix
As a furry, I'm proud! *sheds a tear*
Gmancoydog
#The_Feels
zidar
For the third time as I rememebr.
, and toothless and stich from taoshin (but can't find taht post)
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zidar
Wasn't sure that counted as furry ... but why not, it's awesome.
Jagadid
This was not an exclamation of achievement in firsts.
chardrak
It was more of an "Oh god why?!" moment.
sarrukh
Iguanamouth has been on the frontpage several times as well, and she's a furry. Source: I'm a furry.
mide8
And there was much gnashing of teeth.
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
I remember this![]()
zidar
second one is cute as hell :)
zidar
fist one ... DAMN ... that was on the FP ...
nol3ody
yes...
Crazylizzard
have you ever gone to bed and wake up with your arm asleep and try to give yourself a handjob?
TransistorRadio
I think that's call "The Stranger"
Astralman
or even "The Friendly Stranger"
STIKY55
Yea sometimes my dick does the same thing. Gets stuck under my leg and then I can't feel the other 5 inches
hencethequeef
"TLDR: Come at me, ladies."
stillcleaning
Legit laughed
TheRicM
Leglesswonder
I have that problem all of the time...
TheoryofaNickelCreed
"5 cum, Excitement as you goo"
thewombat1
Username relevant
JimonSern
Am I the only one who actually enjoys it a bit?
InnocentValley
I find it really hilarious how many times I've fallen flat on the floor and had to pretend to be a seal to get anywhere.
TheThiefLord
More often than I would like to admit
BoringRealTalkGuy
circulation
IAmJacksPing
When my son was 6 he knocked his elbow and said his arm was pixelated.
LadyGrakle
Amazing!
miesty
Smart kiddo you got there.
dinojr
thats exactly how i would describe it and im 26
PHOENIXFIRE23323000
Totally its like im in a video game my my leg or arm is gliching
TheFraggler
I like that description
HommeDeBois
the 'not-so-funny' bone
JustEngineeringPuns
This is the most accurate visual representation of this feeling I have ever seen
PaulaDeenismybitch
I once crashed into an old lady in an airport because my legs were asleep. Ended up spraining my ankle and I didn't feel it.
PaulaDeenismybitch
In retrospect, saying "crashed" while talking about an airport is not too wise.
xoferif
I like this comic for a different reason :D
nol3ody
Your furry is tingling.
Dragomok
Furry amputation fetish? White noise appreciation? Reminder of somebody you used to know? I am intrigued.
xoferif
The first one. :)
TheTARDIScommunicatesvisually
tpr888
10/10 perfect gif username combo
JacksonsCool
I know, I hate it when I turn into a furry and my leg hurts.
LordXeras
thank you, cute wolf man. You have perfectly illustrated this feeling.
JustKroepos
Actually I love that feeling, it feels funny and I don't mind it.
Astralman
Just keep in mind that it's your blood starting to run through your veins again as fast as possible.
stillcleaning
Really? It always hurts me. Actually borders on super painful. Can't make it stop fast enough & I avoid it at all costs.
laboon
Hell creature
boodoopeoplemurderpeople
CRAWL BACK TO THE HOLE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, HELLSPAWN! NO MORE SHALL YOU DARKEN THIS EARTH!
Kaean323
I do too, it tickles and makes me laugh.
Askthemountains
Same, but i cant deal with it, its too much! hahaha
OnceLostNowFound
Demon spawn. You must be demon spawn. You have no power here!
gdithero
you... you will survive the apocalypse
Tinkerbellatrix
That last picture perfectly represents what that shit feels like.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I had sciatica for a long time and damaged the nerve permanently. That's what it feels like whenever anything touches the side of my foot.
Icallthearmrestontheplane
YEEEEESSSSS
muIderitsme
When I was a kid I used to tell my parents I had glitter in my feet. Even my insides were fabulous.
sweatytelemarketer
Like your foot is a beanie baby.
Abominor
It doesn't account for the 'squeezing' feeling that accompanies it.
burritomaster
here i was thinking i was the only one that got the needle prodding feeling, ugh shit hurts sometimes.
sandibebop
Thats what nerve damage feels like. I try and tell people its like your foot being asleep and they dont get it.
datbat
I have a big cyst in the back of my knee that makes my lower leg feel like this constantly. :-/
sideslick
My ex-GF had no working nerve-ends in her arms.
manik024
I get that but very painfully
wobbu
Do you get that prickly sensation too?
sandibebop
Yeah. Sometimes its numb, but Just on the skin. And the muscle beneath hurts. Other times its just hell.
Zillathejokekiller
You mean you live with this feeling constantly?
sandibebop
Yes. In my upper back, sometimes in my lower back. Its moved to my right leg. My right foot is completely numb.
Rhinosaurous
My cousin did. He got better but for 18 years he would describe it like this.
skwawkward
For me at least (and maybe because the affected area's not too big) I am for the most part used to it except when I bump it or something
Falcrist
That's fucking awful.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
same for me - bump or press on the side of my foot feels numb and pins and needles at the same time.
skwawkward
Maybe we are injured-foot twins
johnvictor
Pins and needles man...
nol3ody
Yeah, my tail usually gets all frizzy too.
TheNewestUsername
My tail is in the front and hairless
TheEarthIsMusicForThoseWhoListen
I used to call it the sprite feeling
MaverickSawyer
It does!!!!
MesmericVisions
Ants. It feels like ants.
TrumanRamote
The phrase 'pins and needles' has existed, and has been more accurate than this picture, for *decades*.
Mistruths
But it's not painful, like "pins an needles"
jsd3306
Feels like being stabbed with needles to me...
TrumanRamote
Oh, yes, 'sparkle-sparkle tail wag' is so much more indicative of the feeling.
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browniesftw
i think this dude is too young to know what static is
Utamey
My friend's daughter calls it "fuzzy legs"
nol3ody
Well this character's legs are always fuzzy.
Elkisbook
In french we call that having ants in the leg. I think it describes perfectly how horrible that feeling is.
Inchpunch
Gonna hit y'all up with a little science. It's called Paresthesia, and if it feels more like ants crawling on you it's Formication.
Cranimad
ForMication?... :3
Raamah
For people old enough to remember: http://imgur.com/mz1Pf2q
zdubbs
I wish I could upvote the shit out of this. I remember trying to explain this felling when I was little!
cheeseywiz98
I'm 16 and I remember that.
hosstyle1
Shut up Kenny! You're POOR!'
ShiaTheBeouf
I already knew what you were going to link to before I opened it. I feel you, brother.
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
Don't make me feel old, man.
911devilhunter
i'm 17 and i remember this
blzbob
hey! free pay-per-view porn from 1985!
derpalopithecus
I'm 3 and I remember this
Bombideer
I still own one O.o 'use it for old game consoles
ItsHardToBeAnOptimist
Is that a CD player?
ItsHardToBeAnOptimist
It's a joke.
dro1215
O ooohhhhh
catsonmeth
Dude, I had one of those in 2007.
Zarkary
They're heeeeeere
TheFrostyNips
O_O
hulkey
What about the part when you put weight on it and nearly fucking collapse because your leg is asleep?
MizukisShadow
This happened when I was pregnant and scared everyone. It sucks.
EvilPineapple
What do you mean "nearly?"
alphaninn
I stood up after a super long session on my Genesis when I was a kid and fell directly into the Christmas tree and knocked it over.
NotBrokenJustBent
I once broke my ankle because it was asleep and I tried to walk down stairs. Rolled my ankle, dropped my phone. Broke the ankle.
Bezaid
That must've been one heavy phone.
Iamtyrionlannister
have you not seen the bricks that were in the 90s and are being brought back 20+ years later with a screen
Bezaid
I did hear that Nokia was making a smartphone that you could use as a hammer in a pinch, but that was over a year ago, I think.
WaitShiaSurprise
Got up off the couch thinking my leg was awake, two steps later I was on the floor.
StuckInBetweeen
I had my feet fall asleep in a public toilet. Tried to get up, fell over hit my head against the stall. Awkwardness ensued.
cheeseywiz98
I don't fall over or lose balance when my leg is asleep. >:)
gewalt
you dont lose motor control when this happens, those people are all twerps and overreacted to slight sensory deprivation.
dpidcoe
Not loss of motor control, loss of proprioceptive feedback. If I can't feel my leg I can't tell where I'm placing it when I take a step.
gewalt
thats the thing that I said!
randomrover
My mum almost crippled herself for life doing that. Had a horrifically swollen knee and everything. She put her weight down funny.
keenathered
did that once. I fell as soon as I stood up. that foot had a nasty diagonal bruise on it. apparently it had bent w/o my feeling a thing. :/
FluffyKittyButts
Knee bent backwards, freaky as hell.
akaesther
I tripped my way down the stairs in the middle of the night that way. Woke the whole house up.
IronicDancing
"Nearly"? I smacked my chin on a concrete bollard because I got out of a car too quickly after a 2.5 hour drive with not enough leg room.
RandomAbscessMemories
Because, like, without that sense of "leg" your knee goes the wrong way and you're just "shit."
littlegreenapple
Woke up late, jumped up, and immediately fell over. Was still half asleep so got up and took a step to fall over again. Stayed there.
Pokimmy
Yes, and it fuckin kind of ''hurt'' if you stand on it! D:
SpikeCanKickLestatsAss
Oh man, this! It's so hard to describe that sensation.
Pokimmy
I LOVE/HATE that feeling. Is like if your leg was injured, but it's not. And it's like a painful numbness. I don't know
HD2composer
So much this. I just nervously wait and try to balance until it fades away. Trying to move it even a...(1/2)
HD2composer
(2/2)... little feels like a painful venom moving deeper into my flesh. That moment is the only time I have felt that kind of "pain"
Pokimmy
Yes hahahaha. I thought I was the only freak experiencing this
HD2composer
Totally. I made an album for you. What it feels like for me when i stand up and realize I am screwed: /a/gW4x8
Pokimmy
OMG! That's the cutiest thing anybody has done for me
Animatronio
That happened to me in school during an assembly, I got called up front and accidentally kicked the girl in front of me.
Animatronio
That's what they fucking get for making us sit on the floor like animals.
ICantFindARelevantUsernameRightNow
What about the part when you're a fox ?
Jalase
I once had both legs fall asleep while asleep. Alarm clock rang and I stood, took a step, then fell. I laughed so hard!
catsnroombas
I have a scar on one knee from that! Didn't realize my leg was dead asleep and got up to answer the door - landed on a carpet edge nail 1/2
catsnroombas
Tried to crawl to the front door to answer, then looked behind me and saw a trail of blood. Didn't even feel it for several minutes
DontBeAnAssButt
That's some commitment. Hopefully you didn't get to the door just to find out it was a Jehovah's Witness
BaldBandit
That would have been a great opportunity, though. Crawled to the door, blood trail, opened the door and say "He's come for me!, run!"
driferso227
Have you ever had your genitals fall asleep? It feels... interesting.
Limmmao
It happened to my prostate once or twice. Wasn't pleasant.
DomSchu
Isn't that called erectile dysfunction?
DJTesla
I think the term here you're looking for is "amazeballs."
bjac5000
yes, balls and dick. I have a boney ass, so when i sit it puts pressure in that "middle" area. I have to jump up a shake it out. it sucks
HarperLee
New saddle on my bike makes the giblets go numb. Probably not my greatest investment.
LittleAldy
i thought i was the only one
Dumfuc
Welp, bring me the rubber bands, it's time for some science.
beardeclam12
It's one of those weird feelings that I enjoy, something about the tingly feeling...
Sp00ks13
Agreed. It always makes me go "Oh..OooOoo...that feels a little nice."
KreigersJazzHands
Dat pudendal nerve
exitfreshly
+1 for science
primooptimoso
Happens to me whenever I sit on a wooden stool for too long. Soooo weeeeird. "What's wrong?" "Uhhh, dick's asleep"
YesIChangedMyNameAgain
I'm discovering through the comments that this happens to women quite a bit. Also, all the other replies are ladies! *fires up fedora tip*
IlikeHarryPotterbutthatsaboutit
I was sitting really awkwardly for a long time and had my clitoris fall asleep. Very interesting indeed.
AHornyRhino
No but I've sat on my balls before. I did not like that feeling.
driferso227
Very different.
AHornyRhino
Oh I know all too well.
brap
Yes! They were reading "50 Shades of Gray" and dozed off.
drorgin
My neck/half of my face fell asleep once...
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
I was about to say that. It feels incredibly weird but I kind of like it.
HowToMlemAnimal
... how?
PossiblyABear
Yes and yes.
euendo
That sounds cool I wanna experience that!
OtterlyKim
I'm a girl, and get this when on a bicycle
arghnard
What are you, 80
Habbadax
My ass has fallen asleep, you'd be amazed how hard it is to walk when your ass is asleep
ADisturbedOne
Yes... it was.. uh.. weird and interesting I'd say.
imemewhatimeme
Ah, the good ol' stranger in the bedroom. Makes for good times.... not really, just a lot of regret and shame.
STIKY55
See Comment below for vivid description
nihilanth
After a long bike ride had my balls fall asleep. At first it was weird,then it was funny followed by a panicky fear of not feeling 'em again
exponentiallymusical
HATE IT
owlest
happened to me a couple times after stationary bike riding, it was scary
SpicedNipples
It felt like another mans penis>
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Well now I want to go strangle them. Thanks a lot.
chainchomp56
that happens when i ride a motorcycle, hate it so much
DonkeyKongsLongShlongInABongIsWrong
somebody tell me how exactly i can get my dick to fall asleep.
readingsaddler
Do a long cycle without standing up at any stage!!
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
riding a bike for a long time, with all your weight on your dick nerve (I think that's the medical name for it)
Dooood
No, it taint.
thepigofhappiness
hard seat of an exercise bike...very unsettling
Jennybeanss
for SCIENCE!!! no but seriously. its for masturbation research.
TorSverre
Bicycle on too hard a seat (which is most of them) for too long. It is NOT a good feeling.
flergnerg
my music teacher had a uncomfortable old wooden chair and my weight and posture made my balls fall asleep after sitting for awhile.
zenandtheartofmadness
try a white noise machine. if that doesn't work, maybe give it a nip of whiskey. to be honest though, i usually just rub mine.
uploaddump
Oof, it's too early to laugh this hard.
Zelko13
Sometimes it happens when I slouch in my chair for too long. I didn't not like it.
dbrsong
benzocaine, its meant for tooth aches and oral numbing. But if you put a dab on the end of your master of ceremonies. It'll make it numb (1)
dbrsong
Only lasts for about 20-30 minutes. And yes, I know this from experience. (2)
Rimasticus
When having sex for too long. Not asleep, more of mostly numb.
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
By "for too long" you mean more than 2 minutes?
TheBlackShakes
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, and bruised.
laboon
Its not a good feeling. Felt real weird and kinda scary the first time.
BuiltToSpill535
"The first time." ;)
jacopopeterman
Yeah so how is it done
MigueLemos
WE WANT ANSWERS, SON.
CosmicTrance
Happened to me after a long bike ride. It was definitely scary the first time it happened.
laboon
Dude I dont know. I just kinda sat on a nerve or something. Idk. One of my balls falls asleep everynow and then.
Snakecake
Yes but no.
RomeoSniper
I've wondered: If ladies lay on their stomach do their boobs fall asleep?
MyIDofagoodtime
Nah son
eemitte
Nope
Cupcakemaiden
No my boobs have never fallen asleep personally.
peapodrees
Nope--it's just uncomfortable in a generally painful way.
sinala
no, but at least i have to make them lie in a good position, otherways its uncomfortable or even painful
thisismyimguraccount
Nope, but my arms usually do.
Pokimmy
But our butter muffin does fall asleep and numb
stillcleaning
+1 for butter muffin.
benbrockn
butter muffin?
iliketurtlez
How?! I've never experienced that?!?
mitzygoesmeow
Well that's happened to my coochi. It felt so weird.
DaenerysIsMyKhaleesi
That is always the weirdest feeling...only happens when im sitting on a hard bench though or something similar
Slidera
How is that even possible? To bend in such a way, my mind. I can't comprehend
ImSorryForTheLackOfApostrophe
Less bending, more awkward sitting positions. Sometimes it happens when sitting a certain way on a hard surface, like a bench.
Flinkle
Happened to me once from sitting on the edge of gym bleachers too long. Scared the shit out of me when I stood up.
SerialKitten666
Happens some times if you've been sitting uncomfortably for awhile. Bike rides, bus rides, very fucking strange feeling...
TheCanadianNerd
pinch whichever big veins split off into smaller veins that lead down to vagoo town.
TheBlueMuppet
At least it's only a town's population... could be a vagoo city for some.
TheCanadianNerd
Or vagoo-tropolis.
Midgear
This damn thread.
OnceLostNowFound
Happens to my girly bits sometimes after riding a bike for a long time.
skellious
you know they sell bike seats specifically to fix this problem? (also for men they sell ones to prevent prostate problems)
OnceLostNowFound
No shit?
RudyToo
That happened to me before! Weirdest feeling ever.
Slidera
See that I could understand, because bike seats are the devil
AcadianBacon
My butt and under-between-part gets sore after a lot of riding. D: I like down-hill slopes, weeeeeee~ c:
Flyndaran
Perineum
TheBlueMuppet
GRUNDLE.
ButtplugFairy
That's why I removed the bike seat~
TehNoobinator117
I noticed your name. Hi.
jamabass
Once, my tuna fish casserole wasn't shazam, so I rubbed the soggy goodness and lathered some oil for flavor - oh, you're talking about vag.
Pokimmy
Yeah, when we sat down on the floor for to long, the coochi gets numb too. How wierd is that
DontBeAnAssButt
Thank god I'm not the only one!
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Me too! And for some reason I slapped it to get it to wake up. DO NOT RECOMMEND.
iwriteyoursecrets
Okay yes me too. It keeps happening on my right side and I sort of wonder if I have a circulation problem. :P
Num13er1grandpa
I've got the numbest boner right now.
CuntstibleKelly
It happened to me too! I freaked the fuck out and ran around slapping my fancy biscuit for 10 minutes.
Fweeblies
I really did giggle omfg
TheManiteee
"Fancy biscuit" +1
ISenseAChallenger
Best. Fucking. Comment. Ever.
SavageCorona
There needs to be a favourite comments function.
Bellusros
+2 For the belly laugh. -1 Cause there is now water on my screen and keyboard.
HD2composer
4 days later...and I glad I came back to this by chance, +1 for Fancy Biscuit. "...the more you know"
Bhargo
brb imagining someone slapping their "fancy biscuit"
guericK
After they sleep you also imagine you have a dick? That's just me?
CuntstibleKelly
Just you, darlin.
BananasForScalePlz
+1 just for the use of the term "fancy biscuit" in such a way haha
benbrockn
Seconded
CuntstibleKelly
Thank you!
AlternateMatka
http://imgur.com/eEYwLze
hadakanogokiburi
Brilliant. +1
Jardok
I actually lol'd so +1
HeadPuntingBatmanRollerCoaster
there will always be a relevant gif
LeftCollectionBlueBird
Or when your whole leg and only half of your sideways bacon sandwich falls asleep.
fredabomb
i became hungry and aroused at the same time. thank you for this pleasure.
driferso227
+1 for sideways bacon sandwich
yerglion
This is the weirdest feeling I don't understand my lady bits sometimes
kuraianubis
yep..just one side of the lips and buttcheeks are gone, its so bizarre.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Finally, a cute furry thing on here that won't be absolutely destroyed.
nol3ody
I've made blatant furry comments and such that have been well received. We're finally moving up in the world! xD
Laitka
I know! big difference over this last year or so
geiokami
I know right? I saw it on the front page and I was like, oh crap here comes the hate.
Antipus405
Hurray for not being destroyed! I couldn't believe it was on the front page, either.
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browniesftw
eh, just scroll down to the bad comments. i've already done my part and downvoted the assholes
Jghx5
SteveCraft
This one is always funny.
harpoonyourboyfriend
Oh my god that's cute.
Automatus
Commenting for future use.
OfficialMikhailGorbachev
Ahah
SpinnerMask
I remember that one. How long ago was it on the front page?
Jghx5
few months I think.
needlessfoal
Saving this one
Kimmykix
Yay!!! were finally getting somewhere! :D
chardrak
Nope. Furry shit is shit.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Well aren't you a goddamn delight
needlessfoal
To be honest though, we have shit that would thoroughly fuck up the average imgurian
chainchomp56
You shouldn't be downvoted. You are correct on that notion XD Even some of the "general" art is... fucked up... to put it "lightly"
Divenity
So does every fandom.
needlessfoal
I suppose
tylertimetimetime
You aren't a canine.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Says who?
tylertimetimetime
DNA analysis. Not really a "who", more of a "what".
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Pft. You haven't seen my pic, you don't know!
See, that's me in the middle there