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Jun 24, 2020 12:09 AM
TheBigLetdown
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Xbgt1
This reminds me of the first date I ever went on. The first comment from my father to my family was the color of my dates skin. Makes me sad
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
It’d be really weird if Hannibal got Bill Cosby-d
TheBIFFALLO87
That old man hates interracial couples as much as Bill Cosby hates Hannibals comedy.
DoomRandom
Probably because Hannibal can get people to laugh without drugging them.
sarkonas
Well, TIL something awesome. Thanks
Bizarkly
"No, that's not it either young man; you're going to be spending an *inordinate* amount of time hovering over your toilet: take it from me."
laurenlena1
3Davideo
I tried juicing an Apple once, but all I got were a bunch of sparks and broken glass.
rianstar
More of an aged grape juice person myself
LightningMcQueef
Lately I’ve been dipping my fingers in pickle juice and flicking it on my sandwich for flavor, like that.
VastMajorityRule
pressin' pickle?
SeamusMCMXCVI
And I’m gonna eat one of your lizards and flick pickle juice on it
LightningMcQueef
I see we’re the only ones familiar with Hannibal Buress
SeamusMCMXCVI
Seems like it
onesickpuppy3000
When I first saw this I thought like Hannibal. Like maybe Apple juice hater was hating on the sugar content bc it's high. But alas racism.
Jagerbeast
He reminds me of mitch hedburg for some reason
VastMajorityRule
that casual delivery perhaps
delicatepeasant
I think they both tell jokes. That could be it.
RideTheStimutacs
"You lonely Hormel chili-eating old man" is a great insult.
Thunderchunks
Ah, to love in the world of the Apple Juice Hater. It'd be nice.
MuffinProof
monkeyshines
Hard to believe that just 2238 years ago he was crossing the Alps on some elephants
omahajones
People sort of forgot about that when he went through that face-eating period. Personally I feel comedy is where he is best suited.
LogarithmicRhinoceros
I thought he was upset because drinking too much apple juice can make you shit yourself.
buddbilly
BloodGoddess
You was roofless!
cmad182
UpvotingtheHotButton
TwoSpeedTony
UpvotingtheHotButton
One of my oldest repost memes. Nice to see it getting some use.
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dingoflickums
Its fricken amazing dude, that lasting doesn't need changing, its poetry
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
I regularly get a lot of apple juice for brewing, always get weird looks when I'm buying 8+ gallons.
psytrancepixie
The martinellis glass Apple ones hit different though??
Syrupdrizzler
Perhaps you’re an African American shopping with your Caucasian partner?
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Perhaps I'm a Caucasian shopping by myself
DivorcedOfCourse
The kind he’s talking about, Mott’s, is SERIOUSLY the best. 12/10 recommend
ArtemisFolly
Same here, but with honey and blueberries!
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Why not all three?
ArtemisFolly
You could, but then you'd have to decide whether to call it a cyser, bilbemel, or melomel.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Whatcha brew?
DracarysBlackfyre
Meth
SaraFourImgur
8 gallons of hot apple juice.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
8 gallons of fizzy, alcoholic apple juice.
DrPepper523
cheshirecat00
Cider https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlwt5H82hi-axdQIf9TaKEPtNuYrw0sCm
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
And ciser
NotJackieDaytona
Dixon Cider?
MalcomTheIncubus
Yeah, my Boy Scout Troop accidentally did that once. A half gallon of Apple Juice was left in the trailer for about six months, and ->
MalcomTheIncubus
drinking it led to some slight tipsiness from the younger scouts.
MBdub210
Apple pie moonshine???
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
That would require distilling, which requires a license even if I don't sell it. Just brewing stuff for myself is perfectly legal.
MBdub210
Not the way I make it- I start with moonshine, then add juice, cider, sugar, and apple pie spice. It’s delicious!
DaniaAudax
They’re wondering what daycare you are shopping for.
humptysorthopedic
Stats I read are 10% of White Americans oppose relative marrying Black, down from 60% some decades ago. Nothing changed in 400 ys?
KeyLimeAnxiety
Not nothing, but not enough
humptysorthopedic
How many Black ppl hate a Black man with White girl or Black woman with White boy? I bet more than 10%.
JGMemeAnimal
Imagine if it was the other way round, 'You got a problem with interracial couples!?' Nah misseing a sweet AJ deal tho...
pyre
Mott's is the shit man. Maybe that old guy was just jealous
Jonnymarre
You just gotta eat the lettuce
Kakeukh
... Lots of people seem to hate the juice...
pyroshen
TAG was actually an awesome movie
Tyrael918
Morpheus, orpheus, walruses...
DomZombie
#AppleJuiceMatters
narniasreal
Is it Hormel or Hornel chili?
michellegaschetunavailable365
Horrible either way
DurendaI
You're dad's here.
AtsaMattaForMe
Crawmak
Wait. Is this ALSO the "wack" guy?
FractalChainsaw
And the guy that Eric Andre shoots in the "Why would ____ do this" meme.
Crawmak
Holy shit, he's everywhere
Syrupdrizzler
Have you seen the Eric Andre show? Its been memes too high heaven. If tou havent you really should, peak television, and its on Hulu.
frozencloud
yes the dentist boyfriend from Broad City
randox24
Yeah, he's fucking great
ThatWillBuffOut
I enjoyed this Hannibal lecture.
gnovice
Glad it didn't cause you any Hannibal duress.
aFadingMemory
To the top!
TheOneTrueZippy8
I know quality wordplay when I read it. Fine work there.
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
You clever son/daughter of a bitch.
suckmyjagon
Underrated
Syrupdrizzler
I didnt realize it was Hannibal at first, but after 3 panels I was like hold up, this has Hannibal written all over it.
firesword14
EsteOesteNorteSur
And you know that when they went home Hannibal wrecked her
MightyChlorians
1970FleetwoodBROham
Hannibal Buress, great comedian. He’s got a special kind of humor.
PolarHailStorm
The Snickers situation always makes me laugh.
BurberryBlessings
He used to remind me of Mitch Headberg. He still does, but he used to too.
doctordoogieseacrest
He’s also a startup investor. Just FYI if you’re a POC looking to pitch. Hit him up
DickDastardly404
Yh i watched the eric andre special on Netflix and all I could think of the whole time was. “Dang Hannibal really would be crushing this”
Soolie
One of the best deliveries of all time
CalebCakePilot
What is this from? (thanks)
aFadingMemory
Best part of Broad City
SexualChocolates
And Eric Andre show
HaberdasherInGold
He had some solid lines in Tag
thedudeman519
That movie caught me by surprise