MRW I'm walking to the neighbor's house at 3:32AM on the third Tuesday of the month after the sprinklers go off

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Scenarios like this have happened before. Info in description.

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MFW I fuck up a decent post by attempting to karma whore

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MRW I wish on a genie to become a human girl, but he keeps my genitalia and head as a horse (which is my fetish)

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Team Human is pulling ahead! Keep up the good fight!

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MFW half of my 1,266 reputation is from 1 comment

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