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That moment when you catch your dog eating poo
And your dog is all like...
Then later on, when your dog has forgotten what they've done but you haven't...
And your reaction is pretty much...
aspartameheadache
Spot fucking on.
CharizardsHotCocoa
So then you let them lick your friends.
ibextrainer
I forgot about that little girls face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
djwb
Oh, don't put a swear in front of little Chloe! That's just wrong.
ProfessorSexyTime
And when your dog licks your face when your guard is down.
DrunkImgurian
Your move you little shit http://imgur.com/ICW1qoF
fatexchangestudent
My dog that doesn't eat shit, poops (somewhere in the fucking house) and then summons the other dog to clean up after her.
Nrek77
i fucking love this lil girl
hanibal
I once saw one of my foster dogs start licking the shit coming out of his own ass. No matter how fast you stop it... it isn't fast enough.
electricslurpee
omg that girl is fucking adoreable!!
msWoodsy
I love this so much. My dog secretly ate his vomit before I could clean it up. Another year with no kisses bro.
psykalag
dat overbite
SHOWMEWHATYOUVEGOT
MFW my dog takes a shit in the living room right in front of me: http://imgur.com/mN02JtV
surefinewhatever
Nice use of Chloe, there!
iWinna
Accurate isn't even the word.
IAmJacksDoubt
Bird is the word that you are looking for, no?
ILoveYourCatMoreThanYouDo
At the doggy daycare I work at we have a list of poo eating repeat offenders posted on the door.
Killhappy
Hahaha nice.
LetishaEveretts
Had a family friend whose four dogs loved it. They'd all line up and pull their lips back to make it easier. Totally depends on the dogs.
KFizzle
Are dog toothbrushes a thing, cause I strongly feel they should really be a thing.
BlockbusterGifs4Rent
yea if you wanna bother wrestling a pitbull to the groung and hold him still while you go to town with a toothbrush
earlgirl
Dogs should have their teeth brushed regularly, you can take them to a groomer to have it done if you can't. Helps save on vet cleanings.
graythirteen
I give my dog yummy dental chews. I find that works much easier.
TinyMD
They are a thing! You just have to train them to enjoy it (positive association).
ImSorryChampIThinkIAteYourChocolateSquirrel
We brush my Great Dane's teeth every other day. No worries if its a properly trained dog.
FlameFrenzy
They are a thing. I advise that you do not try it.
jaefeathered
Had a family friend whose four dogs loved it. They'd all line up and pull their lips back to make it easier. Totally depends on the dogs.
FlameFrenzy
Then they had extremely amazing dogs. But definitely never ever EVER try it with a cat, unless in full armour with 2 other people to help..
DieterVonCunth
Dean really looks like he is monchin on some shit
Chevellefreak90
I wish he was munching on something of mine.. not shit, that is
shimmeries
http://imgur.com/whr9z4m
DieterVonCunth
That gif is quite applicable
ITolerateTurtles
You'd think animals with such an incredible sense of smell would realize it smells like shit.
rocketchick
that's the thing. Some dogs don't digest all their food so what comes out still smells like food. also, there's just compulsive eaters
Raisehell
Nice surprise to come home to =) This is the culprit:
KISS ME MLWAGWRAWR!
beeminus
Apparently dogs doing that means they don't get enough dietary protein, I say apparently because my friend who works in a pet shop told me!
neoadom
Here you go. http://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/2779628.jpg
Raisehell
Haha, I love it. Well done!
Tigrrrlily
He looks like my beagle. Quite the poo-eaters, they u_u
jeangaijin
He looks disdainful of your internet tomfoolery.
ComicShop
Lost it at Dean chewing.
moteks
iftheworldsatlarge
This is the same as after they've taken a nice gulp from the toilet, and after they've had a snack out of the kitty litter.
jeangaijin
there was an ad on TV for antibacterial soap with a dog drinking from the toilet, running to greet his owner and kissing her owner's (1/2)
jeangaijin
face. The tag line was :"You're not as clean as you think you are!"
cheesystoner
I snarfled while reading this. SNARFLED.
mayberyan
A skunk sprayed my dog a few weeks ago, so naturally he runs inside and wants to cuddle. Terrible.
bedrok
This is the most true post on the internet.
yesyesyoufoundthevegan
*Accurate
Hawkwaard
It's even truer than that.
bedrok
That's deep.
gazedo13
The most trueist?
Hawkwaard
The truerist.
BrandonRoby
Funniest thing I have seen all day.
CrabmanOpie
My friend's dog vomited a steaming hot pile of shit during Thanksgiving. And was licking me about 10 minutes prior. :(
DetectiveJohnKimball
so... you made a dog vomit
ReindeerGames
Possibly nothing as disgusting as puked up shit. Unfortunately speaking from experience, of my dogs, that is.
CrabmanOpie
Haha, yeah, it was so gross.
losingmymojo
What did you have on yourself?
Lyrahani
My dog puked cat shit to my carpet. Cleaning that was NASTY!
Batonrougeisnotsobad
Surprised he didn't then eat the vomit. Dogs are awesome, but they can be disturbingly gross.
CrabmanOpie
Agreed!
sheezyOG
Laughing hysterically.. Sorry!
IDriveAMinivan
I'm not sorry. That's funny.
CrabmanOpie
A few weeks later, I'm laughing, too! At the time it was so gross, haha.
LizoftheLizantines
I once witnessed one of my dogs eating the poop straight out of my other dog. Like soft serve.
Archangelsintic
*hot serve
LifesLittleLunatic
Ewwww. Mine eats the cats hairball upchucks. Bleurgh yuk yuk yuk
dogenet
some1 say ice creme‽
IAmJacksDoubt
/i/ Like soft serve /i/
Mitte
Kinda like McDonalds
zerohunter
I laughed so hard at this i lost one of my contact lenses
Smayds
MY BRAND!
ladybuglauren
I thought maybe I could get away without having morning sickness this morning... your comment proved that was a lie.
CptBlackKawk
"Like soft serve." It has been months since I've laughed to the point of crying. Thank you.
peacockfuta
=O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brianorr
Oh.My.God. That might just be the nastiest thing I have ever heard.
ThisIsNotTheGreatestNameInTheWorldThisIsJustATribute
2 dogs, no cup
CrazyViruss
brilliant
datbat
Damnit, I was going to post this comment. +1 to you sir (or madam, what ever you prefer)
officerbattletoad
+1 for "Whatever you prefer"
jazzmyn1372
I laughed so hard at this, someone came and checked on me. I then traumatized them. Win-win
NotAKorean
Oh god. Dat analogy.
wildweekendbitch
Crying. This would be my dog that died a couple years ago. I love him, even though he's a dumbass.
whatismynameagain
Ew.
rosalynne95
Just yesterday, my cat pooped on the floor. My dog ate the poop, threw it up, ate it again, and proceeded to poop, also on the floor.
CrazyViruss
LifesLittleLunatic
Knowing dogs and poo in general, I am so glad we humans poop in the toilet away from doggy temptation. It'd be a pooforall otherwise yuk
SerialKitten666
Actually, our feces is toxic and eating our poop would make the incredibly ill...
BluHaze
She speaks from experience.
LifesLittleLunatic
Still won't stop them.
CondescendingCunt
That, my friend, is the cycle of life.
IMMADOGWOOF
♪ THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE ♪
WilsonTheVolleyball
NAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMA...
StopTryingToMakeFetchHappenItsNotGoingToHappen
"dogs have cleaner mouths than humans" my ass
rosalynne95
not your ass. dog's ass.
StopTryingToMakeFetchHappenItsNotGoingToHappen
I was just waiting for somebody to say that
H0b0J0e
Why can't I stop laughing at this!?
theshartfuldodger
Can't unimagine.
thedoctorsmisstress
laughing so hard I'm crying
GenericScreenNameHere
OMG!! My dogs did this just this morning. I ran barefoot through 4" of snow to stop it. I'm still gagging.
winkwink
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
sgallen
I tried so hard not to laugh because I'm in bed and my wife's asleep, so I started shaking the bed and she got mad at me. Thanks a lot jerk!
theaddictedimageviewer
I just did exactly the same thing.
Irishbadger
For the love of all that is holy. I was trying to eat my dinner. Sonofabitch.
TurdsOfWisdom
Your bad. Imgur is always pre and post meal. Never during. You should know better!
officerbattletoad
In all fairness, so were the dogs.
kindsoberandfullydressed
hahahaha you need more upvotes
officerbattletoad
I'll gladly accept any thrown my way!! Not often I get double digit upvotes on a comment.
personguy1000
As well as each others' dinners.
CrazyViruss
well i just snarfed my coffee everywhere
officerbattletoad
Snarf? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K-1RgaT77w
Nas160
I would recommend not browsing imgur when eating.
Goooord
Try watching Tosh.0 instead.
Irishbadger
Eh, Tosh.0 doesn't do much for me anymore. It's turned into gruesomeness without humor. He's trying to hard most of the time.
lAmTheOneWhoKnocks
That just made me laugh so hard that I couldn't make a sound. Even now, I kinda sound like a retarded seal. Bravo, just bravo.
earthserpent
I too, sounded like a retarded seal, whilst laughing at your comment.
TheCanadianBeaver
I laughed so hard it felt like I did sit ups. Worth it.
HeavyMetalJesus
i was eating. fuck you
HeelsAndHockey
i need an adult-
WereGoingOnAnAdventure
haha fuck you, I just finished eating
tryingtofitinacup
yup, I did too. I had to buy stuff to put in her food called S.E.P. Can you guess what that means?
sangue
Oh good. I thought my dogs were the only ones that disgusting.
TheMoistureBandit
Apparently my friend's husky did this to his cat. The cat just got angry and did that weird cat-growl while trying to waddle away.
Tbbarrera
Oh no!!!
DianeKC
I had a dog that would do that to his big sister. We nicknamed him Poopie and he always answered to it.
Shelmer
i read that as 'my big sister' ....
DianeKC
He used to steal my older sister's underpants. He was really fucked up.... but so fluffy!!!!!
geonerd
Canine centipede.
IcouldChangeMyUsername
This.
littlespacebased
three dog.
QuantumJump
ooowwwww!
CrazyKorean
This is gross