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Passive-aggressive House
Oct 12, 2016 1:27 PM
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tusig1243
Easily one of my top 3 favorite shows.
justLookingFromDetroit
He IS going to be on a doctor show! OBVIOUSLY wont be the same.....but..its called Chance on Hulu. I'm pretty stoked about the entire cast
40envelopes
At first glance I thought he was talking about Cuddy.
fyouthisiscashmere
My fiancee and his 13 siblings are unvaccinated. His mom gets drunk and asks point blank if we're going to vaccinate, I have to say point...
fyouthisiscashmere
blank "any baby i have will be vaccinated whether or not he agrees." he does i just wanted to spare him the fight.
VindictiveRidge
The look that hits House's face right after the mom says "We're not vaccinating"... I heard the Metal Gear "!" noise in my head...
wrecklaw
I fucking love House.
Ouroborus
Any parent who won't vaccinate a kid who isn't allergic is a disgustingly ignorant fool.
azazyel
Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit
justwantedtoseehowlongicanmakemyusername
I heard he will be Gordon freeman in the supposedly announced half life movie
Agent00Negative
Half Life 3 Confirmed!!
soyasauce
You just gots too. My mum's an anti vaccination person (after I was) and every time she talks about it I want to punch her>>
soyasauce
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soyasauce
<<< says no there isn't anything that would convince him global warming is true. So bill just stops arguing.
Dimitrios1610
These posts always forget the best part. "What does she have" "......a cold."
zma123456
Ladies and gentlemen, Hugh Laurie
sadcatgirl
Gibbet is a weird name for a baby.
goldenbananamango
Can I have my baby coffin in coral blue #2 semi-gloss lipstick?
samwoody48
toofuckingbadimallergictocats
Chile here, vaccines are government provided and available in all public and private hospitals and clinics, free of charge. Peace out
TheGreyGryphon
It's NEVER FREE. Someone pays for it. For drugs/medicine it's verifiably better to have a single payer system, as they negotiate in bulk.
WorajaiPakdee1970
Even here in Thailand all that is free. Pakdee out
mineovermatter
Every med insurance I've had since the 80's (prob 20) has provided all vaccines and boosters for free.Its their best investment.
toofuckingbadimallergictocats
yeah but the thing about that is that you need to have insurance so theyre not free and available for all...
NateintheNorth
I love House. Watch it regularly on Netflix.
Spidey209
"We're not vaccinating" - TRIGGERED!
kcufuck
I'm watching season 6 episode 21 right now. Show never stops the deep feels.
lulzwutn00b
I loved this show from the moment it came out, until it ended, and after all the marathon watching. It still brings me to tears at times lol
glassweaver
Amber's death in season 3. Fuck your tear ducts, right?
lulzwutn00b
Oh man especially those episodes following where he is just hallucinating like crazy
lesommeil
After having a kid, I've learned these asshat sanctimommies do exist and I'm just supposed to "agree to disagree".
NarcissusInc
Merridiah
I believe that would be "Go Fuck Yourself"
achirion
KarmaRaven23
But it was that one time.
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
It's never Lupus.
fishwrecker
Except when it actually is Lupus.
PangolinBan
There's no vaccine against Lupus. And still it's never Lupus. Tell me again why I should be vaccinating, doc?
DukeDarkwood
Because it's not Lupus. It's never Lupus. It's probably something you CAN vaccinate.
catloafmeow
I misread that title as "I made this show" when I first read it.
hippocampus
I don't like when people argue "vaccines protect your child". Vaccines protect your child and 100 other people that cannot be vaccinated.
hooksswansong
Key word is AND
tanadarko
Yes but most parents only seem to give a shit about their own kid
pinkscarf
"I'd rather have a dead child than an autistic one!"
whathappensifichangethistext
Communism! Why should I expose my child to autism just to save hundreds of others? /Sarcasm off
Highlander8795
Good point, there are far too many children around anyway.
GeneralXazz
Not going to lie, i was about to get triggered, but then i finished the sentence.
whathappensifichangethistext
GiantDad420
Because if you don't, they will be sent to the Gulag, comrade.
DarkUranium
But vaccines cause communism!
IrradiatedBec
THEY MAKE YOU DRINK VODKA!!!
ZippityZoopImInvadingYourPoop
At some point we need to channel our inner George Carlin and have these parents rounded up and charged with child abuse. Or shot.
zafannia
It's funny to me that I can be charged with neglect if I don't vaccinate my dog but if a parent doesn't vaccinate their child, that's fine.
HD226868
Why the hell are you getting downvoted?
TheMaskedPharmacist
"Because of this terrible idea I'm surprised we haven't enacted some other bad idea"
onebobtwo
At some point I'd love to see your punk bitch ass explain that to my brain damaged, vaccine injured son. Spineless POS
starscape678
Nah, just make vaccinations mandatory with the only exception being medical reasons preventing vaccination.
QotU
This is pretty much what CA is doing. Childcare workers have to be vaccinated too.
starscape678
This is good! We need this everywhere though! :D
preaction
B-b-b-but my religion!
ThatEdward
The Church of Latter Day Natural Selection
motherhoodlum
It has nothing to do with religion, and everything to do with the arrogance of thinking an internet blog knows better than a doctor.
preaction
... There are multiple religions for which vaccines are forbidden. For example, Christian Scientists (which is a misleading label, kind of)
motherhoodlum
ah, true, I forgot about them. Most of the people in our area that are anti-vax are not religious, just stupid.
preaction
Right, and the reason you can't force those idiots to vaccinate is because of the idiots I mentioned
InfraredSnapper
The punishment should depend on the risk the child will be harmed by not being vaccinated. Is it 50%? 10% 1%?
WhoWatchesTheWatchersWatcher
It's not even so much about that kid. It's about everyone else who can't be vaccinated due to health or age.
InfraredSnapper
So what's the risk to them? 10%? 1%? 0.1%?
SomeOneYouMayKnowOrNot
Depends how many choose not to vaccinate. If it's 1/1000000, then it's maybe less than .1%. Closer to 1/100? Enjoy polio.
InfraredSnapper
So someone who doesn't vaccinate their children is not only responsible for other children but also for other people who don't vaccinate?
ImScaredToUseMyRealNameHere
I heard australia.. or new zeeland? take away benefits from parents that dont vaccinate. Should be a worldwide policy.
NothingButTheWorst
Aus for sure. Anti-vaxxer parents no longer qualify for government welfare, and there was a push for a -$11,000 deduction on Childcare Bnfts
tawnyscrawnylion
From what I've read, it's white, wealthier parents who are intentionally not vaccinating their children.
tawnyscrawnylion
With working poor/working class parents, there may be gaps in vaccinations, but it is due to issues other disbelief in vaccine efficacy.
TheMaskedPharmacist
The Aussies love bad policy.
moofish
Are you saying this is a bad policy? What other bad policies does Australia have?
TheMaskedPharmacist
Blatantly fascist. I love vaccines but forced medical procedures? Come on. Bad policies: immigration to start, google if you want a bad time
moofish
(2) what's best for its people, protect them. Immigration? You mean that we signed the Refugee Convention? If you're from USA, so have you.
moofish
Some people can't get vaccinations, so herd immunity saves them, which only works if everyone's vaccinated. The government has done (1)
moofish
(3) This means that Australia & USA (& others) HAVE to accept genuine asylum seekers. Got a problem with that? Take it up with UN.
MadMontyMN
I'll just leave this here
SomebodyNeedaHug
I don't care
thefanaticals
Ah, Wilson.
anunpronounceablestringofcharacters
this is my favorite gif of all time
NicheSpace
Infamouse
This was funny and kinda on point but still does not take anything away from the show.
MadMontyMN
It wasn't meant to.
BillyIsBest
White text, Black outline.
MadMontyMN
b0bb0r
can't be real.. no lupus in it
orangedoorhinge
theres another gif where the bottle just says "mouse bites" with a ML dosage and it's a little funnier lol
lurkielurkie
Ironically a similar gif could be made for this comment since it's on EVERY post that mentions House.
MadMontyMN
You should cry about it some more. Make a post about how you hate reposts, that ALWAYS gets results.
ChrisBales
Thats about every episode, House goes against all orders and saves the day, every episode.
BopNiblets
False, a good few of them die horribly, source: me, I am re-watching the whole series
Linearnova
Exactly.
amoeba15
And sometimes he's not the one to save them. A few episodes someone else does.
Uhhdeejay
Been looking for this
MadMontyMN
When this was posted, I thought to myself "I just KNOW I have that one House gif". And now here we are. :P
bjorklund
Fantastic
MaSu10
Although this is very true, you can say this about many shows, House had multiple seasons for a reason
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
This conveniently forgets the seizure and rectal bleeding phase of the episodes.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Oh, I also forgot the mandatory LP.
whenImAloneIDivideByZero
So much rectal bleeding...
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Or the guy whose nuts exploded.
InsanityReborn
Or the chick that bit fucking everyone.
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Was she the one with Rabies?
InsanityReborn
That's the one.
gonzar09
"This vexes me" was the most brilliant addition to this gif and imho the main aspect that makes it immortal.
casabonitacasabonita
You are black.
DrKillebrew
this is the best ever
Vatatheo
"I too am in this episode". The most accurate character description for him.
poopjak
Was I the only person raging at their spelling of "to"?
JeremyBeadlesHands
no. +1
Rich2600
Nobody yet? Ok fine: http://m.imgur.com/gT2hOP0
casabonitacasabonita
Whoa
VividViolet
I, too, am in this comment thread.
Weentit
I to am in this
Nottheguaaaac
Lol this gif is better than the actual post
JonnyTHM
That's why it has been reposted more.
mutableair
Every fucking episode
Iwasanadventurerlikeyouonce
Accurate
NSFWFavourites
This vexes me
ComfortablyNumbDK
I like your favorites
CementedOctopus
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DaddddyDerek
Memes.
BlubotRobot
Dootdoot
madsloth23
Hmm
SaveMeSalem
I too am dotting this comment.
IronicJeremyIrons
Are u black man?
BillyIsBest
nsfwThingys
,
LiterallyYourMom
I'm terribly vexed.
SumofAlpha
Looked for this +1
Bluemax2000
Dot
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
Doot
chopper35
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JaydedCompanion
Doot
LeoNailsMessy
Your user name vexes...I think. I don't know what vexes is im just here for the faps
StaticUnit
Same
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
The autodots are rolling at full speed.
VonKarmanVortexStreet
malorn13
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emsjunkie
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KillTheWhales
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GwenAintCis
Check this guys bio, future me. Not in public though.
bucketsandskirts
I too am in this comment thread
BlubotRobot
Dootdoot
takeoffurpantsandjacket
Look at his favorites
goclimbarock
I to am in this comment string.
TorqueImg
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TyrionSonofTywin
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Uglytool
This is a comment.
CountCarophyllale
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Tridec132
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JohnnySilverhand
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SomeGuyNamedThomas
Well, your name isn't wrong
DrKillebrew
I wish that there was a spinoff show of him and wilson until wilson died. scratch that. until house cured him.
BoopBoopDEEDoop
WILSON FUCKING DIED?!?
tarantularaptor
Until House challenges Death to a bet for Wilsons life
Kamunari
Son of a fucking bitch god damnit dude I lm not FUCKING FINISHED YET GOD DAMNIY
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
WILSON DIES? WHAT THE FUCK MAN. YOU FUCKING SPOILER FAG. GOD FUCK I HATE YOU
Szwejkowski
You sound like an infant.
TalkRlyehianToMe
He doesn't die on the show. Also, you've had 4 years to catch up, it's your fault.
cleetdog101
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze **shhhhhhhhh** It's a secret :)
DrKillebrew
he dies after the series ends but they talk about it in the final season. I wanted him to live forever like house after he gets the new arm.
DrKillebrew
like dies way in the future.
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
... house gets a new arm? fuck man is this another spoiler!?
Kamunari
WHAT THE FUCK BRU. LOL WHY AM I STILL READING THESE SPOILERS. T-T
TakWriterOfWorlds
That arm thing was weird. I think they kind of jumped the shark with that. It was totally out of character.
reverendbonobo
But after the aliens left, they had to give the arm to somebody. And Cuddy is a werewolf, so it couldn't be her.
NekoMiko06
I thought the shark jumping was the threesome with Cuddy and Stacy
DiscoMutantAnimalWarrior
Fuck you man. You could've warned us that this was a spoiler.
ThatEdward
I remember someone linking me a House/MyLittlePony crossover fanfiction years ago. They are on the roadtrip, but end up in magic horse world
ThatEdward
I was confused and scared at first, but it was kinda hilarious. Dunno if the author finished it, sadly. Title was 'Do you believe in magic?'
Lebiram
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MakeBreadNotWar
Reboot! Reboot! Reboot!
brunkate
WILSON DIES?!!!! oh no
happinessconsultant
Come on man, spoiler alert warning would have been nice
iBeProFam
thanks for the spoiler
whenImAloneIDivideByZero
I want this more than anything. I am excited for Chance but I am sure I will be disappointed because its not House.
fyndir
House was already dead though. You think it's a coincidence that they used the song that Houses' hallucination sang at him?
fyndir
The whole thing with House magically surviving and faking his death to be with Wilson was Wilson breaking down and hallucinating.
fettuccine
sure right.
fyndir
I'm telling you, the song is the key.
fettuccine
i'll have to watch it again. when did the songs play?
Aszel
Wilson... dies? :(
NekoMiko06
Not dead, just dying. Got what he treats.
2coolforschool
Need a hug?
hechicera84
I stopped watching before his diagnosis so in my mind he's still alive.
casabonitacasabonita
same. I like this logic
TheGreatAku
By the time the show ended, I felt like it had been around for 3 seasons too long. A spin-off wouldn't have flown well.
ICantThinkOfAU
I never knew that Wilson died, but I've been telling myself I'll watch the final season and a half for like 4 years now. So it's kinda on me
ThatEdward
He didn't die, though. Not sure why they said he did, he is very much alive at the end of the series
NekoMiko06
Well "very" is stretching it just a bit.
whenImAloneIDivideByZero
SPOILER: I dunno, wilson was boozin, banging hookers, and he did his best easy rider impression. He looked pretty good, considering.
Rawraga
They run off the sunset. They did not die.
whenImAloneIDivideByZero
Good on you for taking responsibility. Is there an official shelf life for spoilers?
ICantThinkOfAU
I say once the next season's done it's your fault for reading posts about the show, or if the show's finished, like a year, two if the 1/2
ICantThinkOfAU
show isn't well known, like how Breaking Bad only got famous in the UK towards its last few seasons so lots of people were catching up 2/2
Chebear101
Yes and Amber too.
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celi4
NNHHHB NO NOT THE FEELS
DrKillebrew
and kumar.
LoadingIdentity
AcidOPhilus
Basically, everyone dies. It's like Game of Thrones with diseases.
NekoMiko06
I thought making it out of the crackhouse alive was a fucking copout
TheHibiscusIsMeltingAgain
Remember when Kumar's death was so random everyone thought the actor actually died?
Graygray9
Kumar's funeral scene had me weeping like a baby. That song is so sad
Chebear101
...I had managed to block his death from my memory thanks so very much
supremebossman
Wilson dies!?!?! What the frak!!!
DrKillebrew
shit! sorry guys! and no, wilson doesn't die. not that we see anyways. it's more like a way in the future thing they talk about.
normalnancy
I'm still not sure if this is a joke about cast away or not, because I guess hugh Laurie looks like Tom hanks
Kamunari
AGH IM STILL UPSETTI SPAGHETTI. DAMN YOUUUUUUU
Britedrkness
Username checks out
amishcannoli
WIIILLLSOOOOON!
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
It was finally Lupus.
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Krono562
I think it was lupus once and the person died.
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fettuccine
it seriously wasn't lupus
uhhMurdok
It wasn't but he saw the joke and went for it, +1
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
Everybody lies.
fettuccine
i like you.
sooojon
It's an old show so otherwise I wouldn't care, but that's a massive spoiler.
PenisShapedPoops
Also Snape killed Dumbledore.
SpookyKabukiTheater
Woah man screw you
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Jesus was crucified
PenisShapedPoops
Yeah but they retconned that one.
suazobomber
Also Kylo Ren kills his dad, Han Solo
rgzdev
King Kong dies at the end.
PenisShapedPoops
Im watching Star Wars for the first time right now. Spoilers, man. Next youre gonna tell me Vader is Lukes dad.
TrueKingOfWesteros
Yeah, I've been watching it lately and I'm only on season 6. Reading this makes me want to cry and not watch it anymore
DrKillebrew
woops. it ended 4 years ago so I didn't even think about that.
poochyena
eh, its how he dies is the bigger spoiler/surprise.
amoeba15
He doesn't die at the end of the show. He's got cancer and not treating it, though.
Daloth
This is the internet. 2 weeks after is already enough time for spoilers. 4 years is impossible to believe.
uhhMurdok
Takes seconds to add a spoiler tag, takes the same amount of time to ruin a entire show for someone. Use spoiler tags people.
Troldann
I just remember about everyone doing the stupid Hold the Door thing 12 hours later. Jerks.
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
THINK ABOUT US EUROPEANS.
ThanatosElNyx
We are getting Dr Strange a week early, mwhahaha! But seriously people who spoil are the worst people
clayford
Are you serious? I got downvoted to hell over a FFVII spoiler some 19 years later...
Daloth
Because final fantasy people are idiots. Trying to compare them to normal fans is foolish.
uhhMurdok
Yeah crazy how Yuffie gets killed by Cloud.
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
JUST FYI: YOUR AMERICAN SHOWS OFTEN NEED A SHITTON OF TIME TO AIR IN EUROPE. I DID NOT KNOW THIS.
Hypohamish
How long is a shit ton? It's been four and a half years...and I'm EU too...
Tak231
I REALLY need an animal equivalent of this for idiots who think Rabies vaccines are just vets trying to gouge them for money...
mineovermatter
Videos of dogs w/rabies.
DomesticFire
I'm still awkwardly allergic to vaccines here... literally almost died when I was a kid. And there's a weird correlation between when 1/
TheGreyGryphon
"I'm allergic, so everyone should stop getting vaccines because they have preservatives in them." Herd immunity, bubs. It's saving your ass.
DomesticFire
they had peanut oil as an additive in the vaccines they give to babies..& child peanut allergies.. just sayin', a pharmaceutical company 2/
Marekatt
It is okay, if your body can't stomach vaccines you should have the rest of your people protecting you by being vaccinated.
DomesticFire
See, but my mom got swarmed by the other moms at my school with the "your child is putting my (vaccinated) child at risk" argument 1/
DomesticFire
(Please, just, reassure me that that doesn't make sense, because of herd immunity) 2/2
DomesticFire
is still a business and probably still just wants money (some of their additives/preservatives are a bit if-y; just research some of it) 3/3
SomeDudeNurse
Mercury is the primary preaervative in question. False science. The correlation between mecury and mercy poisoning is equivalent to 1/2
SomeDudeNurse
As for the peanut oil. Peanut oil extract is not added to vaccines, however, a lipid compound within vaccines can trigger the same -
SomeDudeNurse
Effect. There is a new technique called water in oil immersion that will replace this within the us uppn FDA approval.
DomesticFire
Ah, I like you. Still, there's a jump in peanut allergies within three or so years of my birth then it kinda became a non-issue ~7yrs ago?
DomesticFire
Wait, mercury is a preservative, how many vaccines do we give in the US to our babies before they're 3..? Uhm..
SomeDudeNurse
Dosage. Anything in the right amount is lethal. If youve take tylenol.. thats lethal if rhe dosage is high enough. Vaccines are hardly ~
SomeDudeNurse
Profitable. If medicine at its core was malicious, than curing disease would not be our focus.. only treating. Think on that.
SomeDudeNurse
An aspirin and liver damage. Its all about dosage.
SlutAtNight
You have to pay for vaccinations?!
askingseven
Live in US, in UT. Health insurance through employer. Haven't had to pay for any vaccines for son (4 Mos) yet. Just co-pay per appointment.
emers1eg
If you go to your city's health clinic they're free. At a doctors office they charge. Lot of people don't know there's a free option
h20fuego
Even in Aus some vaccines aren't free but they're discounted through Medicare I think
Baja2185
Everyone has to. Either at point of care or in their taxes.
ballpeenX
Here are the actual facts. http://www.hhs.gov/healthcare/facts-and-features/fact-sheets/aca-and-immunization/index.html
GoogleFucker
You can get them free through programs and stuff too. I've seen uninsured people come get flu shots at our pharmacy with certain vouchers
Knilore
Either out of pocket, through insurance premiums or taxes. No such thing as a free lunch.
SlutAtNight
I just meant when you go to the Drs. That you get charged there
TheGrassyKnoll17
I'm from Louisville, KY and my city's health department gave vaccines for like $10. If you get them from the doctor they're a ton tho
forgetthisnoise
Found the Non-American.
SlutAtNight
Yep Canadian
forgetthisnoise
will you adopt me?
SlutAtNight
Yeah sure, but you should know I'm a "bit of a drinker"
forgetthisnoise
That's okay. You can totally get drunk and spank m...what.
Dumbstatz
My mom's pediatric office won't charge you if you can't pay, they will give them to you
SlutAtNight
They likely get free samples though?
Dumbstatz
I'm not sure what that means ,but to my knowledge you get all the vaccines no matter what the full amount
SlutAtNight
I meant from the the insurance companies. That they would give the office free samples
Dumbstatz
ohhh maybe! they might have a fund set up too
SirSmurfalot
And that folks shows how important vaccines are, they would rather take a small loss to make sure you kid has them than turn you away.
RealFunB
Say whaaaaaaaat.!?! Who knew right . Lol
33YearOldManBaby
Haha, I was baffled too when I heard this the first time, this is probably why the "commies" in Scandinavia is the saddest people on earth.
JohnnyTitelips
Dude it's $40, and the government will actually pay if you can't afford it. You can quit the Nord bukkake now.
33YearOldManBaby
That was sarcasm... if it didn't reek
SlutAtNight
Yeah we're a bunch of commies in Canada too!
33YearOldManBaby
Wifive
SlutAtNight
hehe that's cute wifive!
allotherusernamestaken89
high five, fellow canuck! Let's celebrate with a pair of complimentary flu vaccines
SlutAtNight
Dealio! Head over to Superstore? Shopper's? Or anywhere really?
Elroydb
Everyone who gets vaccines has to pay for them. The real difference is when how they are paid for
IdeasSleepFuriously
But it is a very small amount of money compared to US insurance and you are covering everyone you care about as well, if they lose their job
WhyAmINotASaiyan
This argument never ceases to frustrate me. You are correct, but being paid for socially is much more secure and manageable
W92Baj
The point is, if I get my child vaccinated in the UK I wont be paying more tax next year.
ICantThinkOfAU
While true, nobody in the UK has ever gone bankrupt from paying National Insurance, many have gone bankrupt from US medical bills
Elroydb
Okay but I don't see how that relates to the fact that vaccines are not naturally occurring and have a cost associated with them
Tunisia
The point is that there is no difference between the cost of you getting vaccinated, and the cost of you not getting vaccinated.
EmotionalSupportPig
We don't notice the cost as it's taken directly from our wages, instead of choosing between food or a vaccine the week before payday.
ICantThinkOfAU
It's just that the main difference isn't the how and the when, it's the impact the cost will have on your quality of life
yesyoucancancan
Yes, only americans post on imgur.
OriginaIPoster
Not in Croatia, all vaccines are mandatory there
DarkUranium
*ALL* the vaccines? Better get that 50L vaccine cocktail ready!
KRicci
I'm hoping there's a loophole for immunocompromised?
Hendlton
They will check you before giving it to you but my uncle did almost die because he was vaccinated when he wasn't supposed to be.
Flyndaran
I assume they aren't profoundly retarded to murder the sick with vaccinations.
OriginaIPoster
Sadly I don't know. There's only a few articles about the topic and those were covering the extension of the mandate on it passed in 2014
SlutAtNight
Oh wow! Your legal system sounds interesting
adeptblack
Nah.. it's shit along with politicians. This is just remnant of the ex system which they still did not fuck up :)
OriginaIPoster
To confess, I don't live in Croatia. I just read an article about a while back and for some reason my mind has decided to retain that info
SlutAtNight
Well it came in handy here!
Hendlton
I don't know if it's strictly illegal to not vaccinate,it's just that I also don't know anyone who wouldn't. They give them to you for free.
MyBedroomIsSiberia
Some people have read one disproven study and have decided they don't want their kids having autism. I've met some and they suck
Hendlton
That seems to be a thing in America. I personally know of one mom who believes in that stuff but I'm pretty sure her kids are vaccinated.
MyBedroomIsSiberia
No forcing your idiot beliefs on your defenceless children. Sounds good to me
Flyndaran
No endangering innocent bystanders with your idiotic paranoia and belief in near perfect global conspiracies.
MyBedroomIsSiberia
I cant tell if we're on the same page or not. I'm definitely not an anti-vaxxer, if that's what you were referring to.
tanadarko
AMURICAHHHH
couchcomedian
I'm from a 3rd world country and I don't have to pay for vaccinations. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER 'MURICA!
whenisnaptime
Not all of them, you can get free flu shots at many drugstores
biglongandgirthyusername
Something something american healthcare sucks, there ya go
restes1
If you go to the health department they are free or from the school nurse. I work in a hospital and they are always making me get shots.
prisoner6defaultxskyrimxname9
Yeah like barely anything your insurance company really wants you to get them the past thing they want is for you to get sick.
darksamus8
Certain ones, yes.
KomodoKill
It's mental .... Thank Gods I'm European. And not only for this matter in particular
xtracleverusername
Most vaccines are free in Australia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IrradiatedBec
Government funded healthcare is fee in Scotland, AKA the NHS.
GadenKerensky
And now Benefits can be withheld if you refuse to vaccinate.
SlutAtNight
I have to pay for my Hep Vaccines
damethelog
My nephew got all his free until school age. I think once ur an adult u start paying. My travel ones cost a fortune
SlutAtNight
Yeah those are the ones I meant
damethelog
They'll charge u for hep and tetanus if they need to give u a shot as an adult
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SlutAtNight
Not those. I got those too. My Hep C and D? I can't remember their alphabetical designations
himit
Vaccines on the schedule are free in most countries. Other stuff you have to pay for.
YouAreReadingThisNameNow
Most vaccines are free in the rest of the world
BridgetoTerabithiawasshit
Jesus, America get your shit together. There are mixed opinions about the NHS here, but it's better than whatever you've got for healthcare.
MeesheeIsWatchingYou
Think of it as Spirit airline, a LA carte! No one ever said this was a good idea!
vellichords
I love the NHS. I hate that the government doesn't support it enough & how people blame the NHS for that. Not their fault.
suddenlyrelevant
I love the NHS. I fucking HATE how the NHS runs it's self and how the gov' fucks up. The NHS management is as much to blame.
vellichords
Yeah I agree, I don't know the full ins and outs but I know government cuts don't help. Maybe management would improve with better funding?
mytapeworm
The Tory government makes cuts to NHS funding then it's used as a reason to take us out of the EU due to lack of provision! Cunts!
blaiddlover69
OKAY YALL FUN FACT! Mississippi has the highest rate of vaccinated children because our state is really poor (I'll explain) >
blaiddlover69
< The reason that being it is because we worried our children were going to die because our state and everyone in it was too poor to buy >
blaiddlover69
< Vaccines, so the state made them free and a requirement to join any school, public or private. Anyone have that "the more you know" gif?
VaguelySatisfying
TIL something positive about Mississippi.
SaltySouffle
I gotchu fam
blaiddlover69
Sweet dude
halfbakedsnail
Hell yeah! A fellow Mississippian! Should I be proud to be living here?
EE10000
Nah, we still have the obesity and the teen pregnancy things.
happenedtomeonce
Serious question, sorry for poor wording, but where does the state get the money then? Is it taxing those same poor residents?
blaiddlover69
Let me do a little checking real quick
blaiddlover69
I posted an article with the act's name, if you want to do further research on your own
SmergTheDargon
How the fuck is Mississippi, of all states, the one which has its shit together in regards to vaccines?
himit
Anti-vaxxers are normally people with confidence and time to research rubbish... so not poor.
SirSmurfalot
Technically they don't have their shit together. They are so fucked up that the feds came in and gave them pile of money to help fix it.
blaiddlover69
We sometimes don't heck up
Boopdog
AMERICA, GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD (unless you're broke)
TheOBanger
And even then...not really
lickwidghost
Or black
lickwidghost
Or Asian
lickwidghost
Or Hispanic
lickwidghost
Or Middle Eastern
MrRandom314159
Someone has to. It's not like transporting and manufacturing it is free. Though, a decent amount are covered by insurance companies.
aftu
It's not a civilized country.
maplepancakes
In America, you only pay for them if you don't go to the free clinics. Some people choose to pay instead of going to the free clinics.
Hendlton
... why?
MyBedroomIsSiberia
Or if your HMO dictates where you can go
maplepancakes
You don't have to supply medical information at a free clinic.
stilev
A free clinic is a free clinic, you don't have to deal with your ins. Company at a free clinic
Glaciarie
I don't know about the US but most vaccines are for free here on Brazil.
SilverLullabies
If you don't have insurance but most (85%? Don't quote me) kids under the age of 18 do. And insurance pays 100%
AndPromisTomorrow
A lot of vaccines are actually state funded depending on where you live
crockmonster
I love living in Canada
yesiamawizzard
In the US, most health departments provide free or reduced price vaccinations for children. In Virginia, several vaccines are required (1/2)
yesiamawizzard
to attend public school. These are provided at no cost. http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/immunization/vvfc/
jabreezyfosheezy
You must be from Canada.
Nekothrayne
in literally every country other than America(afaik) you don't have to pay vaccine/regular medical stuff... America it costs you an arm and>
Nekothrayne
halborski
Most insurance will provide vaccinations free in order to prevent future medical costs, but that still requires insurance.
Cybergirl57
Meanwhile as a Canadian at 16, I walked into a walk in clinic with a form and twenty minutes later I had my tetanus shot updated
Monochron
ITT: Ignorant people talking about American Healthcare.
SlutAtNight
Well thank you for your salty commentary
danycaliforniaa
Not in Canada! :D
SlutAtNight
I have a question for the Muricans about vaccination boosts: Do you have to pay for those? As adults?
MyBedroomIsSiberia
I don't know the answer, but this is a great question
SlutAtNight
I don't have to pay for mine, except for the travel boosters
evil66gurl
Yes & as adults most do not get the boosters.
SlutAtNight
Most need to be done every 10 years
TheReddestBeard
Whenever a resource is consumed, somehow someone pays for it. Nothing is free.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
yes, we all know, you're not profound or teaching anybody anything, we all know the context means "free at point of use".
BelgianGuy
I accept to pay taxes up to 50% of my salary. In my country : 1 vaccine = 12$, 1 year university tuition fees = 800$, health care = 48$/mo.
BelgianGuy
but no system is perfect. We have too much students who want to become doctors, dentists ... so "entry exams" exist to limit the number.
elppapple
However if the cost is dispersed enough between large numbers of individuals, the cost can be reduced to damn near free. Yay taxes!
jhlrs2
Only if you assume that the price the government pays is sufficiently low. If it isn't, the cost will not be "damn near free". 1/?
jhlrs2
The end consumer just doesn't see the price directly and, therefore, does not care. This is why third-party payor system in USA has 1/?
jhlrs2
contributed to skyrocketing health care costs. Consumers don't see price and there's minimal competition.
SlutAtNight
That's what taxes are for
TheReddestBeard
That is a method of payment through a collective bargaining conduit that the government facilitates. The guise of free goods.
SlutAtNight
Yeah I'm under no illusion about what taxes are; I live in a highly taxed country
TheRealTiberSeptim
It may not be free, but taxes ensure that the ones without any money have basic human needs such as vaccines and healthcare.
Dontrespectmahauthoritah
Is tax man the fucking boogieman of Burgerstein?
kibbypie
Apparently. Because only commies get free health care.
MyBedroomIsSiberia
Now that I live in the US (nw FL from AB Can) I get this, but you pay for everything in the end, and it's way more difficult if you're 1/2
MyBedroomIsSiberia
Already living paycheque to paycheque like so many people are here. Like, registering my car was 500$, and I had to take time off work to2/?
ohdearohdearohdeer
You still pay loads of tax in the USA dude, but your government spends it on bombs
DarkUranium
I mean, people even complain about NASA funding... and the entire Curiosity mission costed about the same as US military spends in 33 hours.
slothen2
if you don't have insurance
rickeyspanish
lol you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don't have to pay if you don't have insurance
PajamaStripes
HA! I have insurance and still have to cough up $25!
spookyu
I don't believe there's any state that doesn't cover children by some form of socialized health insurance if they can't afford it otherwise.
10tacles
It is not a wise choice to let people without vaccines in your country. You want to prevent diseases from spreading so you can't leave gaps.
spookyu
I mean, you're not wrong about the concept of herd immunity but...how was that relevant to the conversation? Are you by chance vegan?
10tacles
I'm saying that it is cheaper to vaccine kids than having to deal with an epidemic. and what would be the relation with vegans?
boomer0001
Even if you have insurance in some cases. We have insurance, we generally pay 10% of the vaccination cost
Yaira
I don't have insurance and all my vaccinations were free. They do free vaccinations in low income neighborhoods every August/September
SlutAtNight
That's not right!
motherhoodlum
You're right, it's incorrect!
spookyu
You're correct, the comment isn't right, every state has a program to get kids healthcare if their parents can't afford it.
MrTylerWpg
That's Muric
MrTylerWpg
a
Scylia
The United States of America, where healthcare is a paid privilege and not a human right.
packasmacks
I don't understand why people think it's okay to not contribute to society, but collect the benefits others have to work for.
HalloweenAintTillManana
Good, it keeps our population down.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
US: healthcare is a product. rest of the world: public service
SlutAtNight
Oh no that's not true. It's a commodity everywhere
HighSeass
Not exactly true, you'll never get turned away from a public hospital for treatment, you'll just owe them later
alliephotoshopsthings
You can get emergency treatment, sure. But you're not going to get preventative care or a checkup from the ER.
preaction
And if you need to file bankruptcy because of it, who cares right?
SlutAtNight
I had NO idea! So anitvaccers could simply be poor, cheap, and not just stupid?
Gehennan
Not really.
LordKrondor9000
An interesting theory, but anti-vaxxers are overwhelmingly upper-middle class white women. Link to study abstract follows.
firekeepertawnee
There's a difference between not being able to afford a vaccination and thinking they're a syringe of lies
Papafern
That's still paying
UhhhhhNick
Arent they free at the health department?
grapesforducks
Ha you're funny.
SurrealGorilla
Freedumb.
littledinosaurs
You pay for everything. My son has clubfoot and had to have casts and braces starting at 10 days old. 6k in the hole after insurance #Murcia
Stryfilis
No, not if you can't afford them.
happenedtomeonce
There is no charge at a free clinic and even many drug stores. When there's a cost is because people choose a private practitioner instead
SlutAtNight
Do you have to be on welfare in order to be deigned not able to afford them?
flashgg
I get them for free at school
Flyndaran
I wish welfare and social security helped me, but my disability is not recognized even after legal battles. :(
Stryfilis
No. The cdc will pay for your vaccines if you're insurance doesn't cover it or enough of it.
JohnnyTitelips
*your
SlutAtNight
Seems so convoluted; I took the babies/kids in, didn't pay, then nurses came into their schools to do it when they were older
Stryfilis
I think they just give free vaccines to a bunch of doctors and you just go in and ask.
AnotherFilthyLurker
Only because no one has figured out how to monetize air or they'd charge you for that motherfucker too. Murica, land of the "free"
spacetimejockey
Nope :) Free free free free free freeeeee.
SlutAtNight
Are you jking?
spacetimejockey
Nope. Socialist state of Denmark. We pay high taxes though.
SlutAtNight
I'm in Canada, I think ours are higher? Yeah nothing is free
JonnyTightlips
Our taxes in Canada are NOT higher than in Denmark, they are lower.
spacetimejockey
I hear you. The distinction is even if you never held a job ever, in respect to health you are still treated equal to the CEO. I like that.
motherhoodlum
Actually, if a child is under 18 the vaccinations are free.
OneAngryAssCanadian
No https://images.hellogiggles.com/uploads/2016/04/16030343/robin-sparkles-canada.gif
Eipi
Yeah right? Vaccines are free here
dangerousDoc
Yeah and we pay more than any other country as well
LonelyBrannigan
Murica
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
pretty sure ACA made most well baby visits and vaccinations lower priced
StephenDaniels
Yes and no. Mom/dad pay less per month and no co-pay for a baby vaccination but the cost still exists.
SlutAtNight
What's ACA?
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
affordable care act
SlutAtNight
Thank you, Obama?
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
thank you obama, preventative care is provided at no cost https://www.healthcare.gov/preventive-care-children/
jhlrs2
By price do you mean what the ins. cos. ultimately pay docs or what the patients pay? B/c ACA has no provision controlling price.
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
provided free: https://www.healthcare.gov/preventive-care-children/
jhlrs2
It's not free. The policy holder just doesn't have to pay a co-pay/co-insurance. This just means that the ins. co. has to cover at 100% 1/?
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
right, they standardized insurance and made a basic level of care. prices change, insurance co's still suck
jhlrs2
Policy holder still pays premiums (which are going up for most market place plans). So, policy holder is still paying for it, so not free.
HeeelllloooooooMurse
There are programs out there for needy families (source: am american pediatric nurse)
SlutAtNight
Ok, but we all need boosters, so are those free?
HeeelllloooooooMurse
I couldn't tell you, I know the program exists, but I don't do billing, so I don't know it's extent
SlutAtNight
What happened when you got yours? (I need to get mine done again, so Im curious)
HeeelllloooooooMurse
I was still under my parents insurance at the time, and the only vaccines I've needed since then (flu shot) I've gotten through work.
WhatRaySay
in America, health and medicine is a privilege, and to suggest otherwise triggers an indoctrinated defense mechanism against "communism"
preaction
You should've said "inoculated", or perhaps "a vaccine against communism"
DarkUranium
VACCINES CAUSE COMMUNISM!
MG42CHEF
No, I just don't like the idea of money I earned going to someone else. Namely I like the ability to opt in or not.
StarrrryNight
I like children not dying from preventable diseases more than I like the idea of you keeping money you think you've earned.
Nykidemus
See, when you let people opt in/out, only people who cant afford it will opt in, and everyone who can will opt out, because selfishness.
IceVamp
I pay my taxes gladly. I know I never have to worry about me or any loved ones not getting care, no matter what might happen financially.
BenSnow97
Sounds like something that an actual communist country would do, just with blaming capitalism instead
BenSnow97
Wait. Did you guys think I'm against free healthcare? Damn... I wish we could edit comments on Imgur. (1)
BenSnow97
I was trying to say communists would do the same and label those who disagree with their stupid and selfish views a "capitalist". (2)
CyberAkuma
Most Americans agree our health system is garbage too actually.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Then why the ever loving cunt sucking fuck hasn't it seen any semblance of change ever?
nero4ty2
because we keep electing people that are backed by companies that make a ton of money off of the current system
WhatRaySay
well duh, Americans complain about literally all of our systems, all of them. the solutions are what we disagree on and get defensive about
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
1. The ones I've talked to think it's garbage because we already give out too much free health care. They're convinced that if nobody got
prettierandyoungerbutnotanybetteroff
2. any kind of treatment unless they could pay for it, their own medical costs wouldn't be so high. No amount of explaining helped.
HalloweenAintTillManana
I look at it as over-population protection and its still not working that great.
DamianWinters
Americans population is going down, its just places like China and India that are going up and immigrating to other countrys.
Isorikk
But the population is declining in almost every country that expects vaccinations...
WhatRaySay
you should just delete that comment and try again
HalloweenAintTillManana
Whys that? I'll be the necessary evil. This planet would be doomed if we gave medical care to everybody.