Daloth

88444 pts · March 16, 2015


28 year old male from the South with a masters in Biochemistry. I'm a Former Minor league baseball player for the Indians, where I taught half the team to play D&D (3.5 of course), and D3 football player. Had my first novel published at 16 and the only reason I'm not shamelessly linking it is becuase it's not for sale anymore. If you you wanna talk or ask anything feel free to message me. I generally answer anyone of any age, within reason. tl:dr The rare "nerdy jock." I also have a tattoo and want multiple more. After a recent post and receiving multiple suggestions, feel free to ask me about my painfully large penis. But I don't show it on imgur, just KIK/Snapchat/Text

Seeking treatment for a disorder =/= supporting it

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Your using the wrong ay

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People need to stop feeling bad about how they look compared

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Roseanne was the last genuinely funny and unique female standup. The rest are parodies of women or copying men's styles outright

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Still not sure he knocked up Jamie Lynn, that is a trailer park name after all.

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I mean, at worst, He's a hebephile, and potentially an ephebophile (Pro tip, healthy men are the last one, biologically)

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Is it cheating if you already know the answer

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Everyone assumes something terrible is coming when something good happens, right?

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#1 in my head is Louis C.K.

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Schrodinger's Context: Both highly important and not important at the same time

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When I ask my Chinese secretary why the number after 3 keeps flashing red on my phone.

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I wonder what could be causing that...

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MRW finishing the first season of One Punch Man and realizing a second season hasn't been confirmed

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Shitty Memes deserve shitty editing skills

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It looks like the Front Page has found its way to my bathroom stall

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When you find out someone else likes Misfits

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When Friends Just Get You

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A long time ago, in a classroom not so far away

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When you upvote a post that's most likely a lie, but you don't care.

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How I feel after diving head first into user sub the past few days

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I'm sure I'm not the first to think this way

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Every Terrorist Attack Seems to Blame Muslims 

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When your post has one downvote or bad comment

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It's My Cake Day, Seemed Appropriate.

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One Must Always Be Prepared for Pig Day

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The moment you realize The Rock is a Dad level Pun Master

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When you google who this is in the gif and find out it ISN'T an older Cary Elwes.

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MRW going through my favorites and finding things I put there while half asleep or drunk

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Hopefully there's not too much math involved

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Black guy calls me racist and white online... despite me being neither.

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Gorgeous girl I've liked for almost a year comes up for "homework help" at 10pm last night.

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MRW when usersub disagrees with something I post

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Let's not even talk about Cucks

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How I feel having been raised in the deep south and know our current issues are much deeper and older than politics

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Storytime (required) in description. Includes RHM and Almost Instant Karma

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The Pokemon Dissertation

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How I feel getting more upvotes than I ever have for a joke I made because I remembered something I learned in Middle School

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Really long top part

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The Night is Not So Dark

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MRW I post some Wrestling gifs without John Cena that have 5 views but somehow 10 downvotes

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What I yell when I come home from work early and don't want to catch my gay roommate having sex with his boyfriend

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dead fetuses or people are not public appropriate

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MRW I shake my head no and accidentally poke myself in the eye with my hair

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Life sucks, until it doesn't.

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You put your right foot in

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When a great GIF makes front page despite a terrible title so you repost it immediately with a fitting one in hopes of replacing

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I don't think I live past 50

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Florida Man Strikes Again?

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Real life RHM

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Literally unpopular opinion

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If Everyone Did This Would The Internet Exist?

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Door to Door Cold Call Sales Stories

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How I imagine a plumber reacts when asked about his job

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This is why I don't drink Jäger anymore

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Took Long Enough

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Maybe finish up that college degree

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The guy said he'd not seen one in this good of condition in months. And the book that was with it we couldn't even find what it was googling, it was basically Nintendo Power before Nintendo Power.

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