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Jun 21, 2018 4:12 AM

RupertR

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Was he shooting his couch?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His head is smaller when he wears the mask.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Isn't one of his swords called Bae Arthur?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

one is bea one is arthur

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bea Arthur? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVbVbE5PzY8

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You are a person of quality and distinction.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the names of his katanas, just fyi

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sun rising during the strip was really well done. I didn't notice till I got to the end and was like "Did that sword get brighter?"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What's he shooting?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

his couch

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source is Cable & Deadpool. Great series.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Deadpool's cash flow is left open to interpretation. So he can go from piss poor to abundantly rich between two comics

8 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 1

'Tis just the deadpool way

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s usually got a bad habit of not being paid at all, being tricked, having it stolen by Oscorp, and so on.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's probably some sort of ridiculous fund he has that he feeds so he can buy stealth jet bombers or something in a pinch.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He probably has a guy that keeps his accounts..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

one of my favorite lines is from after Bullseye pays him off not to kill him. Pool buys a new gun and says. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2- "I call it the compensator, its solid gold and shoots diamond bullets. "

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Didn't he also decide to be a pirate?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed he did. Met up with a super hot blind chic too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Given his behavior he probably spends it all, forgets where he puts it, puts it in a bank account the FBI freezes etc etc

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Knowing him, he's dumping it all into a secret bank account for after he fakes his death. To leave to spider man.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

's cat.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I like to imagine that the guy on the phone could've said "A round-trip ticket and two chimichangas" and DP'd still say "That sure is a lot"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Except for when he was personally funding the avengers

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ended too soon.

8 years ago | Likes 431 Dislikes 2

I would argue that it didn't end soon enough, I love Deadpool but the comic was DP&Cable and then cable left... Oh you mean this post

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 15

You shut your damn mouth, C&DP was AMAZING for most of it's run.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Who didn't love Bob from Hydra?!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This was a great arc

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

What was it?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The first issue of Cable & Deadpool.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

5/7 would stay home and watch Lois & Clark instead. Might be a Tempus episode.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

“Duh.”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"One of them is from another dimension! IT'S SO OBVIOUS! DUH!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 3

I wanna see this. Sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ultimate Spider-Man S02E16 - Ultimate Deadpool.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That whole thing was such a silly ride from start to finish xD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ultimate Spider-Man

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's from Disney xds ultimate Spiderman, . Season 2 episode 16 ultimate deadpool

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never seen this before. Glad to see good old Ronnie James.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they not say how much money it is because they don’t want people looking to see how much mercenaries actually cost?

8 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 5

Real world merc prices are way cheaper than pop culture would have lead me to believe.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you don't list how much, inflation doesn't make the story hilarious in 30 years time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Something about a guy canonically beating Dr. Doom because he owed him $20. "It's the principle".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which issue?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luke Cage, Hero for Hire #8

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much insane, katana-wielding, regenerating superpowered mercs cost. I'm sure thats crucial information when going mercshopping IRL.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(apologies if that sounded meaner than it was intended, I was just joshing)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They never mention actual amounts because it's more effective to leave it to the imagination, plus it doesn't really matter.

8 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 0

It also gets very silly if people read it 20 years later and there's a number. Inflation is a harsh mistress.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

"We will pay you... SEVEN DOLLARS." ... "Well Golly Gee Buttfuck, that sure is a lot!" - My brain, attempting to edit this scene.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

However looking at his living situation I'm guessing it isn't a lot or he's paying too much for weapons.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or this was just the nicest place he could find where the neighbors don't complain about random indoor gunfire.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is probably more likely

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's notoriously bad at managing his money. He is insane, after all.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

He once ate 300 thousand dollars' worth of burritos and then shot himself.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

To be fair, Deadpool can usually survive a bullet to the head.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tbh I think that’s how I wanna die

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always thought media doesn't say the actual amount to make it more time proof. So 20 years from now the amount doesn't look small.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

One million dollars! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's why the number is usally written down and not shown to the audience either when doing any kind of sale.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"1 million dollars!" *pinky-mouth*

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

If you know how to moderate you can live quite comfortably of a million for quite a while.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 million, tax free, is about 50 years (20k/year), which is about lower end retail wage. Fewer years, due to inflation, of course.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Properly invested you could survive on that. Wouldn't be classy, but it'd be a roof, gas, and food at minimums in some states.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0