Tonight I ordered pizza for dinner. I just answered the door wearing my pizza pjs. The deliver guy said, "Wow, you really like pizza..." I don't need you to judge me and my life choices, Pizza Delivery Guy.

Feb 9, 2018 10:33 PM

andpeggy1776

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Happy National Pizza Day Guys.

Edit: I love Pizza. Send me Pizza pics. Or actual pizza, I’m not picky.

I have those same pajamas.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The perfect girl doesn't exis..... :O

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

As a New Yorker: but where’s the pizza?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

As someone who works at a pizza place, Fuck Pizza Day.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just bought pizza print polar fleece for my wife to make pjs out of.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how you small-cut a piece so it'll look like you only ate most of a 10" pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot pineapple and ham

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Plain cheese?!?!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

uhhh is that just cheese pizza? with pajamas that have pepperoni? he has every right to judge you heathen, atleast its not pineapple though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How you doin?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Username checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Cheese on its own. Wow. Didn’t know that was a thing! Nice one brother!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess I had a less judgy delivery guy. I had on my penguin PJs. and it wasn’t even 6:30

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe he was being sarcastic given your taste in pizza

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I want pizza :'(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations on your very own cheese pizza, Kevin McCallister.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tbh tho, I myself sometimes totally get the urge for a plain extra cheese pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like pizza hut, can you confirm?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who can identify various pizza origins.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did Pizza Hut do anything special for National Pizza Day?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who says he judged you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pizza is the food pyramid

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am amazed .. usually we eat these triangles out if the box like savages ... U are a civilized human

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your crafty cutouts are bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me love pizza with you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ordered a 10 inch cheese pizza and ate the whole thing myself.. Don't tell my wife because I'm meant to be on a diet lol

8 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 5

I’ve just had a smoke and about to cook a full foot pizza. Basic ham, mozzarella, basil. Anchovies? Chorizo? Olives?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cherry toms from the neighbours garden? Mmmmm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I’ll tell her you forgot some toppings

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You haven't eaten enough unless you hate yourself once you've finished.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's gonna be a while. And the part of me I'll hate is my physical inability to eat more cheese pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Christ I ordered a 16" when i was drunk the other day and was surprised when I'd left some crusts

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Left some crusts?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Only 10?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's what your mom said

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next time, don't eat the crust. Time after that, get a small. Baby steps. Don't deny your cravings!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ordered stuffed crust though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not sure 10 inch even qualifies as a pizza. That’s just a large pizza bagel or an elaborately topped cracker.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Wow. Can I hire you to follow me around and justify my slightly-over-the-calorie-limit food choices?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

10 inches? Those are rookie numbers...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Sorry, your comment was on 69 but I wanted to give you a fake internet point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahaha I'm gonna send you a bigger one sometime bud.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't had pizza in 3 months because of my diet. I'll gladly take the fall for you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only 10"? Amateur.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guilt kept me from ordering a 16 inch pizza

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats dominos. I know my pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah pizza hut pan cheese pizza

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have those same ones

8 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 0

Not available anymore, sadly. I'm so disappointed. But thanks for trying.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that Target pic made me Lolll! It’s funny because it’s truooo! Ohhhh...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

ME TOOOOOO

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I have the shorts version!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Me too!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, mind-reading Imgurian!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like Pizza Hut...my favorite pizza chain! Though the workers at the one by me suck so I go without...so jealous!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dominos

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Dominos looks like that now, I should give it another shot. I hated Dominos as a kid. It was like punishment pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll bet everyone that orders pizza really likes pizza no matter what their pjs look like.

8 years ago | Likes 411 Dislikes 1

I answer in my pjs too. I sleep nude.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone really likes pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Cept Trump

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you know why black guys like fried chicken? Because everyone likes fried chicken you damn racist.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0