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Aug 19, 2017 3:09 AM
IAMRIGHTBEHINDYOU
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electrette
He showed her alright!
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I'yah!!
redletterservices
NOPE!
Barney841
Lady: Oh bitch, I is going to eat you so good now!!
ElGranHambino
Thug Life.
kaceytron420
http://imgur.com/a3wq4MD
Guitarrefreak
I laugh because I am Asian
NotJimi
TIL that crabs are basically cats.
Jubios
A Rebel till the end...
Fudui2
Triggered....
ParadoxToph
get rekt lmao
314gc
He was raised by cats
SergeantSalsa
Eat shit, granny -Crab
tyr888
Probably
gorillaClutch
....FREEEEEEDOOOOOMMMM.................
CrabButler
This is exactly how I serve tea.
highexpectations
Take that bitch..
ChaoticAtmosphere
Distracted eating will get ya burnt.
iamtimfoley
Fuck yo tea bitch. Buy anotha one ya rich muthafucka. FUCK. YO. TEA. BITCH. FUCK YO TEA.
Wanderers1000
You know while shes eating it shes gonna be like "Whos the bitch now, food."
Actualdeadpool
CaffeineManic
Ewww. I was in China for a month on business and was astounded how often they ate live food. Savage!
SubzeroAK
*Judo throw's crab into boiling water.* Sucks she had no natural instincts.
anupvoteaday
Am I the only one who feels sorry for this poor crab?
lmegaman77
Probably not, but it's a eat or be eaten world.
thancrus
Who the fuck uses there phone like that? Also subway eat fresh
EClaire1073
Old Asian women.
Ravenuser
How are you supposed to eat that?
criticalhippos
They are just showing it to you alive before killing and cooking it so you know it's def fresh
SoSpiceGuy
With your mouth
DashingPolecat
Very carefully
DesmondHawkins
From Hell's heart, I stab at the.
AlternativeFactss
Moby dick and the wrath of khan all wrapped into one.
thesplashingblumpkins
you spilled my tea, bitch!
necroticon
From Hell's heart, I crab at thee*
DesmondHawkins
Come for the misspell, stay for the quote
EClaire1073
The what?
doofiTV
The coffee? Wait, doofi thinks he means thee
DesmondHawkins
The butter killed the crabs father
oolayoo
BlackLabsAreBest
So is eating live crab a thing people do?
Arkatie
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NotSmartEnough
I don't know. I thought that eating it fermented was a thing people do.
Isaidshutupnetface
But you have to be careful you don't put a hole in your chainmail...
ithoughttheywouldjustgivemeausername
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thesplashingblumpkins
I dunno. Eating live shrimp and squid definitely are
EvolvedMonkeyFlyingThroughSpace
The squid is usually dead, the sauce that is applied reacts with the nerves making it move.
SullenEchoes
Literally, in some places in China, they give you live food and then kill it when serving you so you know it died just then.
PrincessWasabi
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Is it because they know they have a problem with infamously bad sanitary standards for meat there?
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
Nah they just fucking hate animals.
SullenEchoes
I think it is more of you getting to see how healthy the animal is before it dies.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
That falls into what I'm talking about.
SullenEchoes
I think it might be more about the whole superstition or eastern medicine kind of reason...
SullenEchoes
I just confirmed with a friend who lives and works in China: you want to eat something lively and energetic because that energy 1/2
SullenEchoes
But also meat quality, yeah.
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Rivalyn
I don't want to zombified food.
Bonestorm6969
No, thats pretty alive
EClaire1073
I don't think that works on crab.
Insanitysloth
I don't think that's right..... I'm pretty sure it's alive and they are just showing it to them before it's cooked to show how fresh it is.
ShadeTheGuy
Not everything is an octopus when you pour acidic dressing on their carcass
FruiPunSamuraiG
Nah is still alive
craigscrazyguactacs
This is the dumbest thing I've read all day
ulfarrbjod
Crabs turn red when they're cooked
ss10t
til lemon juice penetrates crab shells
NyQuilDaydream
Paper, crab shell, lemon juice, shoot!
FromDenmarkWithHate
Asians don't give a fuck what they eat.
freiman
So do they eat like normal food? Ha, no no just the opposite.
FromDenmarkWithHate
As long as it is endangered and suffering, they looooove it!
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Mind that some people are so poor they have no choice
surfhappens
To be fair, you always have a choice to not eat dog.
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alpacapocolypse
I had that choice once... turns out they taste kind of like venison
ArtOfKarolMichalec
If I was starving I'd eat dog. In Poland during the war people cooked their shoes to make soup out of the leather
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Rats pigeons everything ... It's survival
criticalhippos
They show it to you alive before killing and cooking it so you know it's fresh
PiGuy314
"We have another crab order!" "Go grab Eugene out of the tank to show them, I'll start defrosting one from the cooler."
NyltiacandJayfeather
melekoftd
It's a shame this little gem will be missed by so many.
PiGuy314
It's worth it as long as I entertain the few who do see it.
StayMercy
That is psychotic
Markedantlion
I disagree
henrou
Hey... Even vegans appreciate freshly picked food.
PolarHailStorm
Psychotic is doing it with orphans to make sure you get the tender meat.
glitchead
How else can you get the fresh liver though?
Qaetan
Is that really any different than picking a live one from a tank and cooking it yourself?
DamianWinters
Eating an animal when you don't need to is pretty psychotic when you think about it.
Dokramuh
Good thing that we need food for energy.
KoalaCyborg
Oh stfu eating animals helped human brains evolve to what we they are todat
hutzel25
Ever been fishing before? I beat that sucker with a stick. Well depends on the size of course
glitchead
ATTENTION ALL READERS: DO NOT GO DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE UNLESS YOU'RE READY FOR SOME SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL VEGAN DOCTRINE SPOUTED CONSTANTLY.
EClaire1073
Fooooooound the vegan!
GBspiral
Bish I will kill, dress, and eat a goddamn animal in front of you if you keep that shit up. Its part of nature you overly sensitive walnut.