NotJimi

30663 pts · June 19, 2014


Math teacher. Dad-joke connoisseur.

I live with savages.

Points 103
Comments 29
Views 4125

It’s like watching the world’s slowest traffic light.

Points 22
Comments 9
Views 844

First try, DIY dog collar.

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 1160

When the pilot says you’re delayed for a “Mechanical issue with the forward lavatory.”

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 1146

Much speed. Such accuracy.

Points 29
Comments 2
Views 558

Shame.

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Comments 27
Views 638

Let’s play chicken.

Points 4
Comments 11
Views 348

The view after the thunderstorm.

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Comments 3
Views 398

Bring on the weird.

Points 12
Comments 0
Views 89

Crumb shot.

Points 8
Comments 6
Views 287

It finally happened.

Points 15
Comments 13
Views 762

What does my kid have on her notebook?

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Comments 12
Views 764

Old Beezie.

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 255

These lamps look like David Bowie's hair in The Labrynth.

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Comments 4
Views 17579

Help me rank these. I choose option 1. Wife chooses option 2. Who wins?

Points 0
Comments 10
Views 235

Cleaning out the shower I share with my wife.

Points 38
Comments 9
Views 1510

I have no idea what I’m doing.

Points 7
Comments 12
Views 382

Clean your roller brush on your vacuum every now and then.

Points 21
Comments 14
Views 1159

How to beef your Wellington’s. A first-timers attenpt

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Comments 342
Views 129370

New math? No, Jurassic Math.

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Comments 2
Views 143

Such majesty, such grace.

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Comments 0
Views 407

Garden suggestions?

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Comments 10
Views 214

Had some extra space at the end of a test. Collaborated on some “art” with my students.

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Comments 0
Views 244

*Jaws theme intensifies*

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 580

I’m a 7th grade math teacher.

Points 27
Comments 20
Views 915

Can’t tell if I was being masterfully messed with, or just impatient.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 285

Good dog, then and now.

Points 27
Comments 1
Views 795

Have to read the fine print.

Points 1
Comments 1
Views 174

Legos for Legoday that haven't been touched in 20 years.

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Comments 5
Views 183

Dongles? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Comments 0
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Children’s books have changed since I was a kid. Thanks Google Translate.

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Comments 0
Views 146

Beezie dump for dog day.

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 564

Welcome to Centralia, WA

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Comments 0
Views 50

Nope.

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Comments 7
Views 18

Tiny salamander

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Comments 3
Views 733

Irrigation

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Comments 1
Views 507

This water spill from my dog’s bowl looks like a dog.

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Comments 9
Views 702

Mildly interesting tiny ice formation in the back yard this morning.

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 563

Concern...

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Comments 12
Views 2969

Nothing to see here

Points 22
Comments 27
Views 1491

Messing with the kids.

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Comments 124
Views 120630

My 3 year-old drew me. Apparently I’m an alien taco that craps ice cream.

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Comments 0
Views 124

Snow in 720p at 240fps

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Comments 9
Views 1032

Took off my shoes but forgot my daughter painted my toenails.

Points 48
Comments 5
Views 1691

Haven’t checked Imgur since last night.

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Comments 3
Views 235

I made a thing, and it could have turned out worse.

Points 41
Comments 14
Views 1875
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