I live with savages.
It’s like watching the world’s slowest traffic light.
First try, DIY dog collar.
When the pilot says you’re delayed for a “Mechanical issue with the forward lavatory.”
Much speed. Such accuracy.
Shame.
Let’s play chicken.
The view after the thunderstorm.
Bring on the weird.
Crumb shot.
It finally happened.
What does my kid have on her notebook?
Old Beezie.
These lamps look like David Bowie's hair in The Labrynth.
Help me rank these. I choose option 1. Wife chooses option 2. Who wins?
Cleaning out the shower I share with my wife.
I have no idea what I’m doing.
Clean your roller brush on your vacuum every now and then.
How to beef your Wellington’s. A first-timers attenpt
New math? No, Jurassic Math.
Such majesty, such grace.
Garden suggestions?
Had some extra space at the end of a test. Collaborated on some “art” with my students.
*Jaws theme intensifies*
I’m a 7th grade math teacher.
Can’t tell if I was being masterfully messed with, or just impatient.
Good dog, then and now.
Have to read the fine print.
Legos for Legoday that haven't been touched in 20 years.
Dongles? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Children’s books have changed since I was a kid. Thanks Google Translate.
Beezie dump for dog day.
Welcome to Centralia, WA
Nope.
Tiny salamander
Irrigation
This water spill from my dog’s bowl looks like a dog.
Mildly interesting tiny ice formation in the back yard this morning.
Concern...
Nothing to see here
Messing with the kids.
My 3 year-old drew me. Apparently I’m an alien taco that craps ice cream.
Snow in 720p at 240fps
Took off my shoes but forgot my daughter painted my toenails.
Haven’t checked Imgur since last night.
I made a thing, and it could have turned out worse.