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Remember this post http://imgur.com/gallery/AB6oys0 ? I am from Germany and I liked the idea, but didn't want him to spent money for me...Anyway he asked for my address and today I got this package...
A flower and a message...
Single flower for a single lady...
Valentines Day is made für dich
"Für dich" = "for you" :)
Thank you Matthew!
You made this valentine's day special for me :)
Happy valentine's day fellow Imgurian!
H0n3yBunny
Awhhhhh this is great, seeeee all the imgurians that think imgur is not a community. SURE AS HELL IS, take that party poopers.
vinnycthatwhoibe
You're single? Where do i sign up?!
xoxBayern
I love that the flower has a message on it also, and in your language also. That is so sweet.
waxup
Roses are red; violets are blue. This valentines day, fellow imgurian followed through.
Bichesluvreptar
Today is the day; everyone is sappy..... Except your lovely poetry, would even make Tard happy.
LSDwolf
timmanb
Imgur, you sly dog!
juhnpls
Such a cool idea, even better OP actually delivered.
helloimabritishperson
She wants the Dich
Sappherire
This is why I love Imgur, people will do the craziest thing just to see someone smile. I'm glad you're happy, Happy Valentine's Day to you.
Holdshift2countercaps
wife him, really.
ElWhilden649
Got a source?
Theoneyouremember
This is beautiful! How did you do the writing on the rose?
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
I love that your comment is top comment on his post :)
Rangolizardy
A glimmer of happiness and selflessness. This is what valentines supposed to be about. +1
veryrelevantusername
That is the sweetest thing ever! Glad he didn't turn up to be a stalker <3
JustOneGuy
you don't know that yet ;-)
GoodbyelilSebastian
fuck Imgur is such an awesome family.
reallyreallyrelevant
I know who I'm upvoting the crap out of today.....http://imgur.com/user/bichesluvreptar (guy who sent the flowers).
Mlabild
Thanks for providing this link! I didn't even know it was possible to do this. He got my upvotes for sure!
theoriginal352345
me too, if i like someones postings, I will upvote everything decent on their profile
IPutRedBullInMyCoffeeNowICanHearColors
That is the sweetest thing ever!!! +1 for good guys, and another +1 for happiness!!
OfficeWork
Original OP is a man of chivalry and manners, world needs more Original OP
yamara
I concur!! <3
Bichesluvreptar
Well thank you.
Iloathwinter
Always +1 for an OP who delivers!!
vaginapower
Strangers send strangers flowers on V-Day. And my boyfriend doesn't believe in it. -_-
katetherustygate
Fur dich - tee hee!
HelloooOciffer
I read fur dick.
AllTheOtherGoodNamesWereAlreadyTakenSoIAmStuckWithThisStupidOne
I want to upvote you... but you are at 69 points... dammit
katetherustygate
Ah, bless the filth!
NordMan
Uhm... What am I missing here?
katetherustygate
it looks like "for dick" or "furry dick" - I have a filthy mind.
NordMan
Oh. We need to discuss this. Could you step into my office for a moment, please?
katetherustygate
Certainly sir, would you like me to lie down?
NordMan
*Clears throat* Just make yourself comfortable. *quickly shuts the door*
MrPerfect
A dich in a box.
woozle
Fraustbyte
@bichesluvreptar GOOD ON YOU. +1
bawler54
OP is hawt
olepete
Thanks, man, but I think the person who posted this image looks better than I do.
kelsoevan
this works?! she's gorgeous! you're gorgeous OP!
murima
that is so nice. thank you :)
FedericoAstica
You're not just gorgeous, your smile shows that you have a great soul.
murima
I hope you are right :).
FedericoAstica
Why so unsure? I'm sure I'm right.
Lefthandofgod
Wait, how are you single? I thought good looking girls never had any issues finding a boyfriend.
Demiguise
Looks grab attention, but unfortunately, it doesn't always mean they'll stay.
IHaveChemistry
Partly; once you're attractive you have to have standards.
keeglesmcgee
Im guessing shes crazy, therefore only I would be in to her...lol
FacelessGod
I was wondering the same thing. Maybe I need to move to Germany.
fakeplasticmari
I'm constantly complimented for my looks but have been asked out less than ten times (age 29). No, I'm not a shebeast... I'm quite nice ;)
Oniat17
Me too!
Nessunome
Same here... :)
Mtomato2
You beat me to it.
vojnik
I think you were born yesterday
oHaiDer
Nope, today.
murima
well...for someone I was not good enough..thats life
ilesol
There´s a shoe for every foot. Someone somewhere is the perfect fit for you!
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
HEY, DO YOU LIKE STAR TREK? I LIKE STAR TREK! YOU WANNA GO OUT? ICH LIEBE DICH! SORRY, WAS THAT TOO SOON?
Imghurrr
jumping on the complement bandwagon.. your eyes reek of warmth and love
doctorrubbish
Perfect response ;(
carewyllie
*hugs* That someone was obviously not good enough for you! And BTW, you are gorgeous.
WhiteAmericanMaleChristianTeaPartyCEOOnePercenterAKABondVillain
People who don't love themselves, rarely love others. His loss. Every door that closes, another opens m'lady. I wish you the best.
SausagePolka
well...as a guy with a girlfriend and not searching: damn, you are beautiful. happy valentines day. hope you meet the right one.
ZeshV
Correction, my dear beautiful lady. For someone, they lost the best thing that would have happened to them. :)
murima
well... that would be very sad for that person. but I don't think that he sees it that way :).
ZeshV
Well I don't presume to know you personally, but that's how it seems to me. :)
SolidGoldFish
no one should ever make you feel like that.
sumowoman
Same here, girl. It's just great that one can be quite happy being single too!
FooFighters
julesderamablam
I think you need to husband this man..... it's fate
KanKan669
That's ridiculous. Your eyebrows are immaculate. Men take those things for granted too often.
Chronomechanist
As a man, I admit I just realised I never even looked at her eyebrows. I was captivated by her eyes and smile.
demonfarts
Eyebrows are a thing.
WhenPurpleBecomesBlue
Yes they are.
DrunkNewb
EYEBROWS?! Look at her cheekbones! They're glorious!
murima
murima
best compliment ever! :D thank you...seriously ;)
WhenPurpleBecomesBlue
Eyebrows are so unappreciated! But yours, they're perfectly done! Bravooooo
KanKan669
No problem. I can appreciate a good brow. Now if only mine were so flawless.
Lefthandofgod
Is it just me or is there sadness in this post of yours?
murima
kind of ...
Lefthandofgod
How about now? http://imgur.com/8wtgPxW
murima
better :)
aluminati1203
awwww! well your very pretty , good luck finding somebody who will appreciate you. happy valentines day
murima
thank you fellow imgurian :) . happy valentine's day to you, too!
Bichesluvreptar
I agree with all previous statements about her beauty!
julesderamablam
WIFE HER!
ginghamhummingbird
Serious question - why do people say this? Any single person nearby just has their (probably already low) self-esteem knocked to (1/2)
ginghamhummingbird
the floor (because they must obviously be ugly). I know that's not your intention, but it's still kind of a bummer... (2/2)
itsppearsyoucanindeed
Sometimes good looks discourage the not-so-alphas among us from even trying
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Agreed. I always thought I was really boring and average. Until my now girlfriend told me I was adorable. I was like: "GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!"
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Dude, past-self? *sigh* You're gonna have a bad time. I want you to know that I'm there for you, friend.
SnugglesMcgee
getting a boyfriend is easy for good looking girls, getting one they are actually happy with isn't quite as easy
mynameisnotalice
That's the benefit of being ugly :)
murima
actually I don't think that I am so good looking like everyone here say it (anyway thank you so much).I am an average girl. 1/2
DrunkGermanGuy
??? you're gorgeous, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Und heute ist eh nur hässliger Konsumtag der Geschenkeindustrie ;)
murima
It is just hard to find someone who truely loves you. And it is sad when you give so much and get so less. I hope there is the right one 2/2
SnugglesMcgee
yep i know that feeling :( ah well we all have someone out there who will be right for us so don't give up hope :) you'll find someone!
whiskeroll
You are stunning. Honestly. I hope you find that special someone. =)
Southtex
Maybe she can give him tulips?
anythinggoes
turnips ?
Southtex
two lips! :)
AguyonImgur
That's sweet, and I feel bad for laughing at "fur dich" now.
transferswitch
...fur dick... snicker...
Wuz314159
* für
rockiesmagicnumber
I don't feel bad at all.
lucyintheskywithdiamondsandbeer
I laughed too.
relevantusernames
I lol'd as well
ifiwereanoscarmayerweinereveryonewouldbeinlovewithme
Plot twist...it's not in German, it was a spelling error.
nosurprises
and now i'm laughing at your comment...damn
Sgtfluffykins
Atleast its not buck dich
bruuno117
Yeah I always do that, I also giggle when someone say "Ich liebe dich".
AqueousAndroid
Furrrr Dickkk
bimmergeek
Same!
Glueckskind
but "dich" is not pronounced like "dick".
chemistrydoc
Me too. In fact, since it the flower came from Matthew I was thinking it should have said, "fur pussy". Horrible right? Internet ruined me.
HandicappedWalrus
Don't worry, we have a much better sense of humor than the rest of the world.
Othayuni
She wants the dich.
ihaveacrayoninmybrain
This could almost mean "she wants you" but because of the "the," the grammar nazis would be all over you.
AsYouKnow
"Sie will dich.", close enough, and probably still rated chuckleworthy.
ihaveacrayoninmybrain
I just needed an excuse to say "grammar nazis."
AsYouKnow
Well you've certainly come to the right place if that's your thing. Not much of an excuse needed here for that.
itsppearsyoucanindeed
In this case, I guess she actually IS the D..
fumble
Me too and also That De-escalated Quickly.
SoaringMuse
For Dick.
DMGuy
Yup, that's what I read.
bromeslice
Let's face it, we all laughed at Fur Dick
Rhase
Actually I didn't even notice until you pointed it out and am now laughing and will never unsee. Apparently I DID learn something in German.
identicalWorlds
I didn't. Since, you know, it's pretty easy to see the difference between H and K.
KeimaKatsuragi
Better than Furr Dick
Nathanfake
or furry dick
itsppearsyoucanindeed
We're moving ever closer to Japans territory of the internet..
MyLightBulbJustBurnedOut
Is it really better or are you just saying that?
KeimaKatsuragi
Well as far as I know, normal pubic pilosity doesn't extend to the lenght of the actual phallic shaft. Keep in mind however, I'm no expert.
LoveAndCoffeeButNotNecessarilyInThatOrder
...and I regret nothing!
ThatGermanGal
As a german: it's okay, you just made me laugh with that statement :D
Bichesluvreptar
Original OP here :) Glad to see a single rose can make someone smile so beautifully. Enjoy the rest of your day Imgurians.
frataliens
+1 for your username alone
sullyvanize
OP you are so sweet you will find a lady! Happy valentines day! (I love your username)
Frei
When is the first date?
IThinkWeAllKnowWhoLetTheDogsOut
You. I like you. Good people are awesome.
soukmania
You, sir, are the reason I have no chance at all with any girl. Why bother trying to talk to me when guys like you exist? That's unfair!
hockeyhockey42
> Original OP..... Do you know what OP means?
8bitTunes
+1 because bitches love reptar! "sure he smashes cities, but I looooove hiiiim"
8bitTunes
also +1 for fur dick lol
oogwaytheturtle
You have helped restore some faith in humanity :)
ErbilTheGerbil
What a kind thing for you to do. Thank you for being such a thoughtful person. With one flower you gave a LOT of smiles!
hockeyhockey42
> Original OP..... Do you know what OP means?
vanreymersdal
You're an awesome one. Keep it up!! =)
MadDogMags20
*finds original image* Alright... your story checks out.
Dokundead
just going to put this out ther your name is dope and the gurls do indeed lov reptar
aurbanpirate
ohhh, you're smooth....
mariemcd
Well done OP. Well done a thousand times.
theintruder
Well done, you are awesome, please dont take offence at the lack of responses thats a natural weariness of giving personal info on the net
Bichesluvreptar
Oh yeah, I don't doubt it. It is pretty random and in the kind of world we live in, seems un-legit as fuck.
DominoDots
Well done sir, well done.
sammyismycat
YOU RULE!! Thanks so much for making women like me happy! Love you OP!
KarmAndCollected
PLEASE START DATING!! It'll be the best imgur love story... aww ^_^
superskin
now bitches really do love reptar. you're awesome
Folamh3
Do you own a fedora, may I ask?
Bichesluvreptar
Cant say I do :( I'm a bald guy with a beard, so any form of hat looks silly as shit on me.
yamara
Bichesluvreptar
If more people browsed User Submitted, you would of seen it :)
changedusernameforsecurityreasons
Like a sir!
HazMatt
OP and the shipping company deliver! No faggots today!
jrobbbbb
You're awesome. You'll get snatched up one day and she'll never let you go!
whyisthereasnake
Well done, Sir. I tip my hat to you.
badgerspin
NOW KITH
radiovalkyrie
Sir, you are a champion.
vinnycthatwhoibe
When's the wedding?
Albedamned
Well done sir
ithinkchaos
You are awesome! Rock on :-)
toxiciifa
Thats because you are awesome!
KmartEmployee
Good on you, you smooth mofo!
Stefkowns
biches love single roses too, apparently. Good on you for delivering. I was a scrooge this Valentine's Day. :( I regret everything.
sumowoman
Oh god, you are awesome.
DingusKhan
To pay it forward, I just upvoted all of your comments.
onlyastarchild
you're the man!!!
prometheusdarko
Honestly, well done. You delivered, and that rose looks awesome. Well done brother, you made our gender look good again.
chicharronesconsalsa
Thank you for being wonderful!!!
alphakid
<3 You're awesome.
CFH4DMB
im glad you are here.on imgur.and on our planet.
necron99
Nice work bro! Way to spread happiness in the world.
simberlin
Though I truly love my boyfriend, I believe I just also fell in love with you! You're awesome!
misterstinkydroolface
Don't take offense, but I legit lol'd at the corniness of that comment
ThatOneGirlAtThatOneHouseOnThatOneStreetInThatOneState
"bitchesluvrepter" your name is marvelous
plusoneforyou
woah! OOP!? this is new!
Bichesluvreptar
Yeah you know me.
TheHellsage
Frankly, I'm just happy to see a POSITIVE Valentine's Day-based image get to be Most Popular today. You sir, are an AWESOME man.
FoxOwlQ
OOP
rickichick
You are quite epic, Sir. :)
AaaaaaaaaaJ
I just want to upvote for your name alone! Good guy OP. +1000000
leprecronic
I"m down with OOP
ImMrNovember
Yeah you know me!
TwoStepsFromHell
Original original poster. I'll allow it.
TheNamesNguyen
Original original poster
iendandubegin
You're a swell human bean! Way to make someone's day. Seriously.
iluvgrumpycat
*being
iendandubegin
But...I like calling them human beans! I guess someone who doesn't know me wouldn't gather that. :)
skwawkward
It's cool! I do that too!
frataliens
*bean
TheUniverseIsLaughingAtMe
*Mr.
TheJennBeast
I dunno - I kinda like 'human bean'. Fetus' kinda look like beans at first. Just ask Kurt Cobain! :)
IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn
BFG?
iendandubegin
I just thing it's more fun! :)
iendandubegin
think* damn...
apathist
He says... as he puts down his binoculars, picks up his handcuffs and slips out of the car and into the bushes...
FooFighters
NotTheHero
You are the first person to make me smile a real smile today. That was priceless.
FooFighters
greyfoxv1
Is that Alison Brie
pickmelast
Indeed
greyfoxv1
Got a source?
beelzebabe
you, my friend, are absolutely spectacular!!
Bichesluvreptar
Thanks everyone. Kind of upsetting she was the only one who responded to my original post though :(
KimmyGibbler
I didn't see it :(
whoareyouandwhatareyoudoinghere
Don't be upset! Think of it as ONE girl messaged you out of everyone here! That's pretty special. :)
somemenjustwanttowatchtheworldburn
yeah i never saw this
chilimagik
You've made first contact. NOW WIFE THE SHIT OUT OF HER. She looks lovely :3
pickmelast
I would have if I had seen it!
HadMeAtMeatTornado
I also didn't see it, and am not single, but this is a wonderful thing to do :-) I absolutely would've responded if i was single & saw it
Katrin931
I would have but I have someone. I think you're an amazing person though.
JSymphony
Don't feel bad bro, look at the positive result of just one response!
datwani
But I didn't see your post. I would've responded it OP
lmRelevant
Yea and admit it.. it was a nice catch huh
iamaniai
Its not upsetting dude, you sent a beautiful gesture to a beautiful girl you didn't even know! My GF got a cuddly pig called preston...
Bichesluvreptar
Awesome! I want a Preston!
MrsNedRyerson
I missed the original post:( I am alone this VDAY and this would have been such a treat. Way to be, OP:) Imgurian hug to ya!
lilymp3
I didnt see it either!
CriscoDiscoChan
It's because today my comfort will be Kleenexes; soft, soft Kleenexes.
Azarie
If I would have seen it I would have wanted one, I'm all alone today as well. :P
AnImgurianformerlyknownasfuzzylogic
Looking at her you did good sir.
akflygirl
I think this is very sweet. you have a kind heart <3 i never saw the post, but i just wanted to tell you your a special person :)
sheel303
Yep definitely that we didn't see it! It's a fantastic idea and kudos for going through with it :)
FrecklesIRL
I didn't see it. I probably would have responded if I had. Happy Valentine's Day!
Zillathejokekiller
I honestly thought you'd get too many responses, that and I already had someone to bring me flowers for v-day, or else I totally would have.
WhyWouldSomebodyAlreadyHaveMyUsername
If you want to send a rose to a male I'll give you my address.
ImSoOffended
I didn't see it. :(
Luvvie
I didn't see it :(
IHaventLostAnythingExceptMyMind
I didn't saw it... had to spend Valentine's without a single rose. but it's really cool what you did!
luckycharms4life
Fate man. You already got one step in the door. No more single imgurians!
CheekyBroad
Simple gestures like this make the biggest impact. Very awesome.
neverweepingangel
I would have responded! But I didn't see your post. Don't know how that is possible since I spend WAY too much time on imgur! Happy V day!
BermondseyRising
i never saw it otherwise I would have! Backsies?
mydreammanhasalightningboltscar
I would have responded, but I didn't see it :(
sakurachan42
Aww I totally never saw this otherwise I definitely would've replied! Awesome idea and good on you for going through with it!! :)
captainlego
I don't think enough people saw it :(
pimt665
me neither :(
RNSwanson
I definitely didn't.
CShock
i didnt see it :(
MrBrink
This, I don't think I ever saw it.
vampirerhyme
I didn't see it either or I would have responded. :)
scarletcloak
Same here. It's a lovely thought!
MrBrink
I wouldn't have since I'm a straight dude and all. I would have left him a friendly comment on his good deed though :)
spedbug
I'll be married to my husband for 30 years in April. That's the farthest away from single as most people here. But you did a fine job, sir!
imagirlimagirlsuckmydiOH
I didn't see it :( It's the thought that counts though and we definitely know you're legit :) Keep being awesome! Happy Valentine day! xx :)
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I figured you were being flooded with requests, so I didn't want your nice gesture to become a burden.