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Feb 24, 2018 9:02 PM
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Rhabdo79
The voice in my head just read that in Ron Swanson
tomyironmane
It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
tomyironmane
Which one of you fuckin fucks downvoted the Paper Street Soap company? Do you know Tyler Durden?
tomyironmane
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Tyler_Durden_Business_Card.png
Shade169
they forgot the "add water step" so someone is bound to get confused
Trecares
Or they're not lathering hard enough.
NothinBeatsTheHoboLifeStabbinFolksWithMyHoboKnife
Why did i read this with an Australian ascent?
bambulina
Lol @ "firtle"
WacknCheese
Firtle the turtle
MidlandRedux
I need to buy some of this.
erock111
Time to have fun with my self!!!!
dogonplane
Dont tell Selena Gomez that....she WILL eat the soap...according to her fetish video...
Ivanaski
Wait what?
cupcake13
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a 12 year old??
cutecharlieuniformnovembertango
Agreed. The fetish music video made me feel so uncomfortable.
ILoveFlashlights
I make my own soap out of rendered bacon fat...am I legally obligated to tell myself how to use it?
Trecares
Only if you enter into a commercial venture with the soap - and acquire a sample for yourself.
ILoveFlashlights
Whew! Good, I'm still trying to figure out how this shit works.
AtsaMattaForYou
OrangeRanger
It was proven that this was photoshopped
italkaboutmypoopy
That looks like it smells reaallly good
InaZap
It smells amazing
deskspud
I had a chucle once. They had to remove it with a stick
Enternety
Can’t tell if this soap is masculine enough
michaelladawn
Now, that's some clean advice there.
Pinapples
kathlPandaLord
Ya give yourself a good firtle ;)
OlderWiser
DoctorPopcorn201
why the soap red
warp10
My grandmother used to say that I would get my mouth washed out with carbolic soup if I swore
OlderWiser
https://media.giphy.com/media/uPnKU86sFa2fm/giphy.gif
warp10
The thing is, I swear like a sailor now. Like any true Scotsman, I use the word fuck as a punctuation mark.
OlderWiser
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v2Mkppa5Lrspa/giphy.gif
warp10
They did. If you want an adventure, spend a Saturday night in Glasgow. You'll get one hell of an education
BukakeNoHeroAcademia
And this is why I use tide pods for my baths. Its easy. Literally just pop it everywhere and there you go. Fukin clean
ohthesnowmanity
Was this made in New Zealand or Australia?
gregoboyle
“Chucle” *say with French accent
RancidOrange
A "chucle"?
dc808
A sensble one
DragonCorgi
Gave him a laff >,>
SeeMyVests
Maybe he found one on his twig’n’berries.
WouldYouIfIAsked
pronounced "chew clay", I think it's French or sumpin'
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
"nuttage"
primarkundies
Firtle is my new favourite word.
FleetingExplative
Trust God and Dreadnought.
SurpriseButeSax
shtoups
thinmuscularcatsonly
Who would’ve thought soap could be so quirky
Majordicklawn
This... This is an AD.
jbilly90
Whats it smell like?
Bivorski
The Big Blue Bar of Soap for... Blacks?
Trecares
try blokes. makes more sense.