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graygrif
How would Paul Ryan become President if Pence is impeached (unless done at the same time as Trump)? 25th Amendment requires a VP appointment
UncivilizedEngie
Honestly Pence is starting to look good compared to Trump. At least he would ACT like a president.
Keairan
I prefer Paul Ryan to Mitch McConnel. That guy is the human equivalent of a bag of shit-covered dicks.
KiltedinSeattle
I wanted Ryan or Joe for POTUS from day 1. They'd be the most likely candidates to unify the country & minimize partisanship. I'm ok w/this.
Fuzzgoat
Joe 2020? Imagine the memes.
mediaboy911
All I see is Revolver Ocelot.
elsaRULES
We're screwed either way.
ThreeDimesDown
Paul Ryan before or after Trump removed his spine?
FirstThingThatCameToMind
Anyone know who the designated survivor is going to be?
MexicaninQatar
So, is it true that people will have their social media inspected while entering the US?
elgalileo
Well, one impeachment at once ;)
Rikkytikky
Would you really feel better if Hillary was next in line? They're all shit
eagerophiuchus
"Everyone is equally bad" is such a lazy way of seeing the world.
TheNudeJumper
Yet that's how people voted. Shut the fuck up.
dajigizup
Lol perfect photo
JonathanFrey
Let's not stop until we get all the way down to Joe Snuffy the janitor
etagete
If you impeach trump there would be a nomination for the vacant VP. Ryan only moves up if both the Pres and VP are vacated at the same time
comus182
Paul Ryan is just your standard career politician. I'd take him over those 2 easy.
Ellimem
No, he really isn't. Look at his vote history. He is a hateful piece of shit. He is an awful human.
dpiddy101
can you give me a few examples
TotallyNotStartingAnArgument
paul ryan is a below average career politician, i'd take him over those 2 easy
Ellimem
For sure. lol
comus182
Oh I agree his vote history is garbage, but at least he wouldn't be tweeting declarations of war and what not.
PitSmoker247
Downvoting political post from here to eternity.....
JoopPooo
Designated Survivor... that is all
thatswildman
i'd be ok with paul ryan
Thelema
Pence is lawful evil. Trump is chaotic evil. We can work with lawful evil.
KillaMaaki
Look, I'd even take Pence at this point. At least with Pence there's less chance he'd actually consider firing nukes and causing global war.
KillaMaaki
At least not over some of the stupid shit which I think could trigger Trump, given Trump's significantly thinner skin.
Shirkattack
Impeach Trump for what?
dpiddy101
because liberals dont like him
richardson1701
Give me Ryan, for the love of god, I'll give my non-existent firstborn for Ryan.
ItadakimasuB4you
SecDef is 6th in line, so I would rather have General Mattis as president. His views on torture is two beers and a pack of cigarettes works.
biolologist
Even after he stood over the shoulder of the orange fascist while he signed the travel ban? You're so naive...
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biolologist
No, it was Mattis. http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170127165801-trump-executive-orders-pentagon-0127-large-169.jpg
scottheduck
Well I was wrong. Oops.
ItadakimasuB4you
Erwin Rommel worked for a certain someone yet he didn't believe in what he was doing.
TotallyNotStartingAnArgument
you mean when he was reading it for the first time?
TotallyNotStartingAnArgument
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/29/us/politics/donald-trump-rush-immigration-order-chaos.html
TotallyNotStartingAnArgument
not litterally but close
biolologist
So are you saying Mattis is not a man of conviction? Why else would such a person stand quietly by for such a thing.
snicklefritz2
Paul Ryan is wicked smart
LizardEnterprises
1/2 Fuck it. Go for it. Pence is better than Trump. He's a cynical bigoted homophobic crypto-theocrat, but he has govt experience and won't
LizardEnterprises
2/2 start World War III over a fucking tweet. Unlike Trump he actually *attends* intelligence briefings.
OneColdGorilla
I would take Paul Ryan right now.
wadatahmydamie
He was one of the bright spots in Spider-Man 3
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
I'm conflicted. He's the most sane person involved but he's also the most blithely amoral.
LusciousLucius
I'd say Bannon has that position on lock down.
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
Amoral, not immoral
Lemesplain
Were I unwed, I would take Paul Ry- wait, no. Well ...
RicklessMorty
Take him on a long walk on a short pier!
KeeganMauer
He actually has some good ideas about some things he's an asshole, but he would be a much more sensible candidate than trump or pence
joshgrimm
I'll take Paul Ryan, thank you.
wildcatfan4life
Paul is lawfully evil, Pence is neutral evil, and Trump is chaotic evil.
atheizmo
Psh who do you think is calling all the shots...
chudtime
Paul Ryan would be a voice of sanity in a sea of madness. And I can't believe I just said that. But it's true.
leavinit
beerman669
Ugh... Wash your mouth out with soap.
bobbynixon
Because he's a political actor. He would not be any better.
genericusername77
Considering how much he has either agreed with or ignored Trump's speeches and actions, I wouldn't get my hopes up
Fuzzgoat
He's just playing the game and going along with Trump so that he can get his plans through as well. Trump's vindictive enough to veto.
SamWiseGambit
Don't you mean pass it and once the glimmer of hope is just reaching it's apex, repeal it.
CommentMalone
Im sure hed let you take him
OneColdGorilla
yourkiddingrightnow
By by medicare
shepdale
I'd take Paul Ryan, sexually. GAY sexually.
PlayListless
KiltedinSeattle
And there's ONE black guy wondering about his life choices.
ezzmann
Dahahahaha I looked 4 him too
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
Paul Ryan is the sensible evil choice, otherwise known as a career politician.
bcd051
Lawful Evil
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
yea, Paul Ryan works for me
AngryGroundhog
Seeing Paul Ryan vocally support all this white nationalist agenda shit makes me realize he's no longer a voice of reason.
namiasdf
Nah, he's just spinless
joshgrimm
I know so many people hate Paul Ryan, but I feel like he's got more integrity than your average career politician.
ThisIsANewName
In a manly fashion?
KiltedinSeattle
Because he's pretty?
PlayListless
Are you unwed?
KiltedinSeattle
I am.
OneColdGorilla
paradoxagon
"yeah, i would tak pual ryan right nouaaaAHHHHHUAGH" sorry i threw up
SoupCanMan
Wisconsinite reporting. Paul Ryan males a good puppet. No original ideas of his own. So, you would get President GOP. Better? predictable.
CursesAndMutterings
I really dislike his politics. But he's a politician. He fucking reads stuff and knows what he's doing. He's just an evil motherfucker.
IPostAboutPoliticsIfYouDontLikeItSuckIt
Pence is Trump's insurance policy against impeachment.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
...Think that Pence knows he's so shit that he's the reason getting rid of Trump isn't all in with everyone?
theoldgaffer
Omg hahahhahahhahahhaha
biolologist
Pence is already running everything so...
Catodactyl
Fucking clever girl, that angry cheetoh is.
aznanimality
His nickname is Cheeto Benito, seriously look it up on google "Cheeto benito"
NotACanadian
That's all a VP is nowadays
Newphonewhodiz
Damn ACA! If we didn't have that we could have claimed it was a pre-existing condition.
LordPlumbus
Ultimate troll
SuedeSocks
Truer words
Cheesecakecrush
Or, you know, not actually breaking the law since nobody seems to understand what impeaching a president entails
GreaterDog
Except Pence's policies are still getting through.
FightingFurball
or/and assassination
AngryGroundhog
Pence is already running the show anyhow. At least if Trump went, Bannon would too.
creatingthesilkroad
this is probably one of the stupidest things I've read today
MalePatternBlackness
Race(ist) Bannon!!!
TraitorousTrump3
Bannon is definitely running the show right now. Muslim ban. Fighting w Holocaust Museum.
AngryGroundhog
There's talk of executive orders that even give the boot to legal immigrants. Make America White Again is in full effect.
Dunes8
Honestly, I'm more concerned about Bannon than Pence.
ek321
This 1000x. Bannon is a SELF DESCRIBED LENINIST who has repeatedly stated, on record, that he wants to destroy the government of the USA.
danielkran
I was going to argue, but I looked it up, and while he definitely doesn't have communist ideology, his takeover tactics are quite similar.
fudgesicles34
He's the far right version of lenin... and considering the political spectrum is circular, he's not too far off
Promethianfire
Best possible scenario, Trump and Pence are caught spit-roasting a male intern while threatening to have him killed if he talks about it.
AngryPandaAskingForColoredPictures
That's the dream right there.
lilmookie
paul ryan is a male intern?
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AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The President and Vice President gave a young American a job, so he could pay his rent.