CursesAndMutterings

175987 pts ยท October 25, 2012


I have one goal in life: to be a badass. I wear leather pants, say the 'f' word a lot, and last night I survived an assassination attempt by gravity. I am a complete BAD-ASS.

I had my first birthday in quarantine. The party was LIT.

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I need friends in higher places

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Got the Nexplanon implant on Wednesday. They told me to "Expect mild bruising."

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Saw these and thought they were worth sharing.

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Just need a few encouraging words ...

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MRW my mother shows someone home videos from my awkward phase.

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Imgur, I feel awful

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Motor City Comic-Con on Sunday! Krieger and Black Widow.

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It'll be fine.

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Today I'm proud.

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Let's remember Niloy Neel

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I tried sharing a chair with the cat. She was not amused.

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Only people who poop can relate.

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What Bran Really Saw

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Just a reminder that this gif exists (Anyone have the full version)?

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Game of Thrones + Scrubs (Part 2)

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MRW I'm trying to convince Fox to bring back Firefly.

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I don't even feel bad.

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Shameless repost that's relevant again

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Well, this is worth sharing.

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Well this sucks. I'm gonna get wasted.

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I laughed too hard at this not to share.

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When you try to stay out of the family drama and get dragged in anyway.

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Accurate

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I cosplayed as Elsa for Comic Con. I took lots of pictures with kids, but just found this on Comic Con's Twitter. I am touched.

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Motor City Comic Con!

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OK Imgur, so here's the thing.

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WTF facts (I tried include a good amount in here)

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I don't know why.

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Whenever I see a post with the phrase, "I know this will die in user sub, but ..."

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Michigan Imgurians!

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I just found out I got into nursing school!

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MRW someone's album hits the front page and they put "EDIT: OMG FRONT PAGE!!! THANKS GUYS! UPVOTES!"

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I just need to get this out.

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I feel terrible

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MRW when my roommate walks into the bathroom after I've used all the toilet paper.

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MRW the professor says the exam grades will be posted by 10PM EST, and it's currently 11:30pm.

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Today I have my first Microbiology class. This is how I labeled my folder.

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My sister is only 17 but she's already an amazing artist.

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This is actually .... really accurate.

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MRW I get passive-aggressive at the sun.

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When my chips get stuck in the vending machine.

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When your friend tells you that Internet Explorer is his default browser

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I haven't been single in four years. This is what the dating scene feels like.

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I bought my wedding dress today, Imgur! (No, it's not a selfie).

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Whenever I see news stories about the American Ebola patients (OC)

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It's that time of year again!

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Mondays

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Whenever I go to the dentist

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I haven't met nearly enough of you wonderful people. If any of you are in the Southern Michigan area, let's get coffee!

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This is the best of ideas.

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Every time I go to the dentist

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Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

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So there was this one time ... I faceplanted a rock.

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What an unfortunate typo. Harold's got your back .. er .. bum.

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MRW Friday arrives.

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Oh hey, Imgur

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MRW a Facebook friend finds my imgur handle and posts it on my wall saying, "IS THIS YOU?!"

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