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Jun 14, 2017 5:59 AM
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ss4max
Hey, I was at that concert too. It was great.
lolthisismyusername
Heh, well - I've got 99 problems, but...
yetimann
This was at the Chance in Poughkeepsie? Nah, they really are shit there.
giraffesarentreal
I zoomed at the first picture then scrolled to the second
Merovean
And that's all she'll know...
michaelshobermansphere
My daughter needs to see this.
DeadCrab
Dad?
JustHappy365
That girl needs a reminder to get her nails done.
Rodri87
Who is she?? Chance the rapper's Girlfriend?
OlivePowerRanger
Huh this guy is cute and offering me a drink. Let me check my phone *men ain't shit* sorry bub I won't go out with you. -chick
IFUCKINGLOVEAMERICA
This guy begs to differ! https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hindustantimes.com%2Fworld-news%2Fconstipated-for-22-years-
Simonator
As a man who is not currently composed of fecal matter, I have to agree.
gewalt
is this a reminder that men are not supposed to be in her butthole? cause I dig a girl that forgets that from time to time
Sp1ffy
This is important
Messageforbobwehadababyitsaboy
but who's and tricks
LordWobblyCockIV
I take it the break up went well.
GentleMartini
I had assumed bad one night stand last time she was out...
Peppersworth
Yes men are not shit, men are human beings. It's good that she made sure to remember that.
RustyNeX
She is like, men are shit, and then checks her phone, oh wait I got that wrong
MothMonsterMan
See that's how I read it too.
SexCopFirePenis
I really hope the next post in usersub is this girl talking about the creepy dick next to her tryna take a pic of her phone...
SephiRothIRA
I zoomed in before scrolling down. Sigh.
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
"sugar is your enemy" chimed my reminder as I waltzed into the ice cream shop
theREALanon4000
Haha i have a similar reminder
Vectorman2
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Lick on these nuts and suck the dick." -Benjamin 'Deezy' Disraeli
chefboyld
Yeah, well bitches ain't nothing hoes and tricks!
Cheesemeplease
The first problem was going to a chance concert.
TacoCodeRed
Could be a birth control reminder
BeensBeens
Well to be fair, men arent actually shit.
MothMonsterMan
Well also to be fair, men (and women) are compositionally a certain percentage of actual shit
probshouldntsayitbut
Sexy
influbit
If you really think about it your digestive tract is like a human elongated donut, the food becomes shit but it's never really inside you...
Incrementor
A lot of it is sucked up by the donut, though. We're powered by shit.
MothMonsterMan
Could say that about anything. Our skulls are just a brain trunk. Veins are just blood tanks. @op is just a faggot holder.
TashaYar
Here come all the guys who will take this way too seriously.
TashaYar
Let me save you all some time;
TashaYar
Women ain't shit, what a bitch/cunt, lol get raped, technically she's correct because I am not feces, something something double standards.
flamingflamingo
I think you went a bit extreme. Like psychotic extreme. Developmentally disabled and high on meth extreme.
TashaYar
I've seen all those comments and worse on this website.
flamingflamingo
Doesn't preclude the likelihood of developmental disability and meth.
CivilizedUndead
I mean, considering I'm not made of feces, this is technically correct. Perhaps, she has a biology exam soon?
hashbaz
Reminder: The males of the human species are not made purely of fecal matter.
DrKriegersClone
MothMonsterMan
But compositionally we are all about 0.6% shit. So she might fail
PornhubsFirstTree
I also hear that ain't ain't a word. So I hope there isn't an English exam after that.
TransGirlsDoItBetter
It is in fact a word, though often found unacceptable by many.
PornhubsFirstTree
Yea I realized that afterwords... I do remember as a kid hearing people say that, but that was like 30 years ago.
Zombraina
AFTERWARDS! c;
SuperFuzzyNipples
It is a perfectly cromulent word.
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contrabille
Upvoted the post and this comment for equality.
TedRob
MothMonsterMan
But she is saying men are not shit.
Breadmasterflex
"Boner garage"
Vectorman2
Meat seat
Stockyhome
Sometimes you gotta look for a park forever
RustyNeX
No such thing, you think it's forever but then the availability dramatically drops
Manieman
That's why I'm married the parking space costs alot but it's worth it
Vectorman2
Costs a lot more if your parking space decides it want's another car parked in it and kicks you out.
coolwaterNJ
Try getting divorced.
Manieman
Sure I'll give it a go