Smooth Tony Stark

May 2, 2017 1:39 PM

Aliksandr

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Every fucking day this gets posted

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I'd let let her show me the stars *wink, wink*

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That first panel lip-bite! And...they had sex though, right?

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Zero fucks given.... well, I guess still one fuck though.

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skrull frak her !

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Dude is stoned to the gills

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Space aids

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"So.... you're female, willing to have sex with me, and can change your appearance to be literally anyone? Just let me check on Imgur for

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one of their lists of science subjects"

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Tony looks like silent bob in the last frame.

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Patrice O'Neal would approve of this.

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sooooo did the sex happen or not?

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1daylater.... DID IT HAPPEN OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I always hear this in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

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Sooo... Did they bang? Literally my only question

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Yippidy yoo ya yay sir e they dippily diddily did digorie do that

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nice ad placement

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Were the green alien trope was born :) nice

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Here's your fresh and tangy sauce: http://nebezial.deviantart.com/

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Dick don't care.

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This art looks like some comics I got. Something bout reapers in one and dragons in another. And another looked more like D&D.

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Most likely also done by the same artist: Stjepan Šejić. Is one of the comics Death Vigil? He's done work on Rat Queens as well.

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Death Vigil, Ravine, and possibly a few issues of Rat Queens. All done by this artist, Stjepan Sejic

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Who may or may not also be the dude who brought us Sunstone. But you didn't hear it from me.

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Indeed, I am not able to hear your typing

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I was wondering about that. The face in panel 6 was very familiar. Didn't know that he worked on Rat Queens.

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For a few issues, before health issues made him pass the torch to a different artist. That comic had some serious issues with staff. :(

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Tony's not even Stark Naked

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You, sir, require more of the shiny green North-facing arrows.

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But, what if i'm using mobile and holding my device screen-down, wouldn't they be facing south then?

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Not if you're in Australia.

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should've seen that comin

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That last frame - "The Riker Smirk"

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Riker Rape Face is better. =3

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It's the beard.

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Heyo!

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I almost count

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just remember to wrap it up!

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.

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Wrap it before you tap it. No glove, no love.

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Wrap me up, Scotty.

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I recommend the comic : Empowered Spoiler one of the super heroes gets their powers from space herpes...

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Wtf I never posted this. Take your safe sex elsewhere

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Always armour your skeptic

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That's why I always wear my helmet

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In kevlar.

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Don't be a fool- wrap your tool! Or else you might get herpegonnosyphilAIDS

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GhonoherpasyphilAIDS

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Even if it's a quickie wrap that sticky

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My rubber fingers get deep into your smelly carpet.

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Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex 'cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text

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Space Babies !

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Damn ya beat me to it

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I want to know what happens next

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Pretty sure these were the only panels. Just a minicomic someone did.

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The sex

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Link, please.

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But did they bang?

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Knowing the artist? Yes. Yes they did.

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Who is the artist?

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Stjepan Šejić - Nebezial and Shiniez on deviantart. He also is the main artist for the latest Aquaman (which is awesome)

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This is the same artist who does those sexy sexy S&M comics my... friend... told me about... that time... right?

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My...friend...would greatly appreciate a link!

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hehe

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your ..friend.. should google sunstone comic

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I--er, my friend ^^;;--has recommended Sunstone *many* times. I can rave about it for hours, but TL;DR is "It's the anti-50 shades of Grey."

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http://shiniez.deviantart.com/ his NSFW account.

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.

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--and thank you!! ^__^!

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Who is the artists? I thought this was just a snip.

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Stjepan Šejić - Nebezial and Shiniez on deviantart. He also is the main artist for the latest Aquaman (which is awesome)

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Tony starts the foreplay:

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That's a hatchet/horshoe crab

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You thought you had trouble finding the g-spot before...

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This has fuelled my erection

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Christ.

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Praise domeocracy.

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Always upvote Garrus

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WTF IS THAT BRO!

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Horseshoe crab

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No, she's a Skrull, not a Kryptonian:

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Would make sense if he was a "cling on"

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GAHHHH

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THEY GOT BLUE BLOOD!

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.

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You're welcome.

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No thank.

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Why do I find this cute and not even slightly terrifying?

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You have learned something important about yourself today.

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Just look at it! It's ticklish!

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You are not alone, the entire country of Kenya had the exact same reaction

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That looks like a real life kabuto from Pokemon!

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dot.reaction

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Ah Horseshoe crab. They have deep blue blood. Critical for testing drugs for bacterial toxins.

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Thank you for the random interesting fact of the day. Did not know I wanted to know more facts about horseshoe crabs until now.

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best girl

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I feel you.

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I feel her too

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Well.....who needs sleep anyway....am I right???

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Ohhh! I love cats.

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They're good cats brent

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Dawwwww

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umm.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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Praise Helix you Dome Heathen!

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That's it, enough Imgur for today...

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That's cute

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There has to be at least one meeting where one of them went, "Weird alien pussy hentai." "No. No. No. No!"

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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Awww look at em, so adorable my skin is crawling

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How are your wounds?

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Healing

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I heard otherwise. -Linkin Park

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underrated comment

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lol "HHHHHHHHHHH"

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Everyone saying how disgusting and creepy it is, they're actually pretty nice. I played with one at the beach when I was really young.

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do they bite

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No, not that I know of.

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Ohhhhh, That is terrifying!

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THAT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

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I think he'd still be down for that.

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I like how the infiltrator seems worried about having to actually go through with it. You'd think their file on Stark would say-

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don't sign up if you aren't willing to commit.

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Get back to the humdrum-vee

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I'm gonna make my own funvee. With blackjack and hookers!

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Riding this comment to ask if anyone else thinks he looks like Al from Toy Story 2? Al's Toy Barn?

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--which human STDs are contagious to Skrulls.

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This should have way more upvotes.

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Tony Stark is Marvel's Batman, I doubt he would have any STDs. Not because he wouldn't sleep around, but because he's cured them all.

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He might have voluntarily infected himself in anticipation of this very moment.

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Stark's genius is with physics and engineering, Batman is good at observation and deduction, other people invent his equipment.

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Actually in the comics he does do chemical formulation for antidotes and other compounds/solvents

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Ahh, that's true. I think that's mostly memory, though, rather than raw intellect.

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